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The Guy I Hired To Kill My Wife Just Called Me

post #1 of 17
12/24/03 at 2:35am
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He said "Hey, deck the halls like I decked your wife! With a crow-bar!" And then he told how she looked with a bit of holley decorated over her bloated corpse.

'Tis the season, I guess.
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post #2 of 17
12/24/03 at 2:42am
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post #3 of 17
12/24/03 at 3:01am
Did I miss something?
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post #4 of 17
12/24/03 at 3:28am
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Re: Re: The Guy I Hired To Kill My Wife Just Called Me

Thanks, bunny. Where would I be without you?

By the way guys, I don't have a wife. And if I did, she wouldn't be dead...and there'd be no guy involved to kill her. Just a joke.
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post #5 of 17
12/24/03 at 8:31am
zowie
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post #6 of 17
12/24/03 at 11:42am
This guy compares a drug dealer to a guy who puts a contract out on his wife. Apple and orange much?
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post #7 of 17
12/24/03 at 12:40pm
A broken law is a broken law. Sure there are shades involved but some people don't think drugs are funny or worthy of celebration.
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post #8 of 17
12/24/03 at 12:45pm
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Originally posted by Capt. Eucalyptus
some people don't think drugs are funny or worthy of celebration.
Only squares and nerds. I asked Santa for an epidural this x-mas.
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post #9 of 17
12/24/03 at 1:10pm
OH SNAP
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post #10 of 17
12/24/03 at 1:52pm
some drugs are funny
but some arn't

like... asprin is funny when you shove one up each nostril and fire them into your friend's mouth...

Ruffies arn't funny... cept when you slip them into your friend's drink by fireing them out your nose... and then the wake up hours later shaven and covered in vasoline.

I suppose it all depends on context.

Like, it's funny when some tweeked out mother fuckin junkie is flailing around on the sidewalk screaming that he'd wish he'd just die... cuz hell... it's not me.
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post #11 of 17
12/24/03 at 2:18pm
Seasame Street should have covered the differences between immoral and illegal.
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post #12 of 17
12/24/03 at 4:34pm
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Actually, it was more about posting something on an MB that seemed like bragging to me. I don't really care much about drugs. In fact, I should be legalized. The drug dealing post sounded like he (and many posters who followed) were saying "Hey, look at me, I've got a DRUG DEALER! Woooooo!"

And I hate shit like that. Hope that clears it up for you all.
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post #13 of 17
12/24/03 at 4:41pm
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Originally posted by Parker
fact, I should be legalized.
No you shouldn't.
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post #14 of 17
12/24/03 at 4:43pm
You don't think he posted it because he found it an absurd yet modern spin on Holiday traditions? That's how I took it, at least.
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post #15 of 17
12/24/03 at 4:44pm
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Sorry, IT. IT should be legalized.



Monster clowns who eat children, I mean.
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post #16 of 17
12/24/03 at 4:46pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by Isao Kanemasa
You don't think he posted it because he found it an absurd yet modern spin on Holiday traditions? That's how I took it, at least.
Well, sorta. I was thinking of the play RECKLESS by Craig Lucas, which begins by the wife (played by Mia Farrow in the movie) talking about how much she loves Christmas while her husband doesn't say anything in bed. Then, finally, he reveals that he's put a contract out on her life. They hear the killer break in, she jumps out the window, and their adventures begin.

But I didn't really expect anyone to get that refrence...
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post #17 of 17
12/25/03 at 1:52am
I thought it was kind of funny. Extreme, maybe... but I still found it funny.
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