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Chewer of the Year Rules/Nominations

post #1 of 77
12/26/03 at 1:07am
Thread Starter 
With the facelift of the boards and an aura of great argumentative movie talk, there are certain people that stand out when a conundrum appears in a topic or certain people just add that special nth degree to the topic at hand.

Now's the time to celebrate the presence of these Chewers with the Chewer of the Year Award.

What will occur is from now (December 26) until December 29, there will be a nomination period where in this thread, people will simply type the screen-name of the Chewer they want nominated. A sentence or two to explain the choice would be great but not mandatory. As soon as a Chewer receives five (5) nominations, they are in the running for the final poll which will be up on December 30. The voting period for this final poll will go from December 30 until January 5 when votes will be tabulated and the person with the most votes will be declared CHEWER OF THE YEAR.

Criteria:
-the Chewer to be nominated has to have been a member of the boards as of December of 2002
-if the December of 2002 criteria is not fulfilled, a post count of over 1000 will suffice
-any current registered member of the boards may nominate and participate in the final vote
-please don't troll in the nomination or poll threads

Good luck to all who are nominated!

(edit: Further Rules)
-you can't nominate yourself
-you may only nominate one person per day
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post #2 of 77
12/26/03 at 1:21am
Can you vote or nominate for yourself?
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post #3 of 77
12/26/03 at 2:04am
Let's just give it to Slater or Whitehead and be done with it.
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post #4 of 77
12/26/03 at 2:05am
Quote:
Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
I nominate moovyphreak. Some might think I'd be gauche and nominate myself but, the selfless being that I am, I could never bring myself to do it. That's just me, I guess.
"My fellow Decepticons, I nominate myself as your new leader."
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post #5 of 77
12/26/03 at 3:10am
Whitehead.
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post #6 of 77
12/26/03 at 3:23am
Can we cast negative votes?
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post #7 of 77
12/26/03 at 3:27am
You're the new Molinaro, BD.
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post #8 of 77
12/26/03 at 4:17am
I hate to be a Negative Nancy...but...

Are you guys sure this is a good idea? Turning these boards into a popularity contest?

I don't know. I've seen it done at other boards. It's not pretty. It just gets petty and people gety bitchy. And that's a lot of words that end in Y.

I'm not trying to piss on your idea, just something to consider.
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post #9 of 77
12/26/03 at 5:04am
It should go to The Nunz for the simple fact he continues to pay to allow dipshits to have a voice...
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post #10 of 77
12/26/03 at 6:37am
I agree. Nick Nunziata for this year, past years and the future..for without him, none of us would be here.
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post #11 of 77
12/26/03 at 7:49am
Not that I think that such popularity contests are neccesarily a healthy thing, but...

MIA Chewer: Voltes.

Active Chewer: Alice.

Both have never failed to be both intelligent and humourous, at the same time.
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post #12 of 77
12/26/03 at 7:59am
Micah!
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post #13 of 77
12/26/03 at 10:38am
thedudeabides
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post #14 of 77
12/26/03 at 12:37pm
Gotta go with Bierko on this.

Django, I expect you to retool your nom.
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post #15 of 77
12/26/03 at 6:30pm
Matchstick gets the nod.
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post #16 of 77
12/26/03 at 7:00pm
Whitehead.

He paid me five quid to say that. Quid's money, right?
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post #17 of 77
12/26/03 at 7:06pm
...and from out of left field, I nominate.....kittyinjammies. Why? She's good people.
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post #18 of 77
12/26/03 at 7:37pm
Informative, funny, polite, knowledgeable, always worth reading. These are thing we esteem chewers for, and that is why I nominate KHITCHER AKA ISAO KANEMASA as the chewer of the year.
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post #19 of 77
12/26/03 at 7:40pm
Fuck yeah.
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post #20 of 77
12/26/03 at 7:59pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Capt. Eucalyptus
Whitehead.

He paid me five quid to say that. Quid's money, right?
Money with funny looking images on it that can be only used in the Amazon...
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post #21 of 77
12/26/03 at 8:11pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte
Informative, funny, polite, knowledgeable, always worth reading. These are thing we esteem chewers for, and that is why I nominate KHITCHER AKA ISAO KANEMASA as the chewer of the year.
I second this nomination.
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post #22 of 77
12/26/03 at 8:39pm
Khitch is thirded.
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post #23 of 77
12/26/03 at 8:40pm
Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Yeah.
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post #24 of 77
12/26/03 at 8:41pm
I hate popularity contests, but i'd have to vote for Slater. The most consistently funny chewer (for my tastes, at least) all year.
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post #25 of 77
12/26/03 at 9:13pm
No one tops Khitch and his beloved Van Damme quotage!
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post #26 of 77
12/26/03 at 11:22pm
Dude! That! Talks! Like! A! Cat!
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post #27 of 77
12/27/03 at 2:45am
Slater.

It was either him or Whitehead or Micah, but Whitehead and Micah didn't write the Holiday Orgy of Despair.
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post #28 of 77
12/27/03 at 2:47am
You know who else nominates Slater? Jesus.
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post #29 of 77
12/27/03 at 3:03am
Thread Starter 
Isao Kanemasa/khitcher and Slater (thanks to Jesus' vote) are now in the running.

NOMINATE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

edit: Can't forget DAN WHITEHEAD in all his glory.
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post #30 of 77
12/27/03 at 3:49am
I do love me the Hitcher.

Whitehead and Straxboy are the bob-ombs as well.
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post #31 of 77
12/27/03 at 7:35am
I dunno, I've laughed pretty hard at some of the things HAM has brought to the table. A poster who's always worth reading and worth quoting out-loud to my co-workers. Both quality and quantity, a poster who does not rest on his laurels.
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post #32 of 77
12/27/03 at 12:53pm
I'd love for my cock to be so big that I could skewer about 10 chewers asses for this at once: Fett, Alice, Whitehead, Khitch, HAM, 'Dre, Slater, Dave Davis, Micah and Butane.

Good thing it is, eh.
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post #33 of 77
12/27/03 at 2:54pm
Slater. His reviews have all been incredible.

I'm just sorry that they've killed your Jesus joke, dude.
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post #34 of 77
12/27/03 at 3:04pm
Day #2 vote: Strax.
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post #35 of 77
12/27/03 at 3:08pm
Katanga
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post #36 of 77
12/27/03 at 3:33pm
Michael Bay and Wesley Snipes. Don't neglect our celebrities.
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post #37 of 77
12/28/03 at 10:37pm
Kevin Matchstick.
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post #38 of 77
12/29/03 at 2:48am
Michael Bay
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post #39 of 77
12/29/03 at 2:54am
I say Bill Johnson, if anything giving out a tonne of VHS copies of his movie last year. For free!
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post #40 of 77
12/29/03 at 4:01am
The first Chewer to break every one of Bunny Dracula's typing fingers gets my vote.
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post #41 of 77
12/29/03 at 4:02am
I'm booking the flight to Vegas right now. And I might try to get some cheap prime rib outta the deal too.
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post #42 of 77
12/29/03 at 4:08am
But he's so FUNNY and ECLECTIC! Right guys?!

...right?
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post #43 of 77
12/29/03 at 5:03am
Quote:
Originally posted by Slater
The first Chewer to break every one of Bunny Dracula's typing fingers gets my vote.
He uses more than one?
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post #44 of 77
12/29/03 at 5:07am
I'll vote for you Bunny Dracula...

...that is, after you give me a copy of Backdoor Mammas Volume XXIII, a free pass to see Pauly Shore's brain on display at the Smithsonian, and YOUR SOUL.
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post #45 of 77
12/29/03 at 12:20pm
If someone twisted my arm ('cause I'm not so sure this contest is a good idea), I'd have to vote for Dan Whitehead with Micah as a close second.
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post #46 of 77
12/29/03 at 12:27pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Capt. Eucalyptus
Whitehead.

He paid me five quid to say that. Quid's money, right?
Lightly battered and fried it makes a lovely lunch...
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post #47 of 77
12/29/03 at 12:32pm
the only guy on the boards I find myself agreeing with nearly 100% of the time...and it doesn't hurt that he's great at hammering home whatever point he has to make.

If this were worth anything, my vote would go to Whitehead easily.
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post #48 of 77
12/29/03 at 12:40pm
I just read this thread to see if my name was mentioned.
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post #49 of 77
12/29/03 at 12:51pm
I nominate Boomstick. His DVD reviews and increadible personal hygene are a model for us all.

I'd also like to nominate Angelus and Saiyan Prince. Crazy people make posting more fun for the rest of us.
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post #50 of 77
12/29/03 at 12:54pm
Let's just give the award to Pizza Kid now and be done with it.
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