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Resolutions?

post #1 of 57
Thread Starter 
Here are mine. Whats yours?

1. Stop eating in the middle of the night.
2. Get the matts out of the cats hair
3. Iron more
4. Clean more
5. Do the snoopy dance once a day.
post #2 of 57
Lose weight.
Wear seatbelt.

Tough year ahead...
post #3 of 57
Write more
Earn more
Sleep more

Time for me to do what I want to do.
post #4 of 57
I think I could drink quite a bit more if I really worked at it, I resolve to try. Also, I should stop starting fires.
post #5 of 57
Exercise More.

Eat Less.

I think that's 23 years in the running. Yup, I've been making this resolution since I was 2.
post #6 of 57
I don't make resolutions, but I'm glad to see Prala making a few posts again. It's been a while.
post #7 of 57
Thread Starter 
Thank you. I've been staying under the radar as much as possible, but find I'm missing SOOOO much.

also: Drink less coffee.
post #8 of 57
Skate more.
post #9 of 57
01 Go to the doctor and be honest and persistant. Get better health wise so I can start rocking again.

02 Continue to kick ass in school, operation pending or not.

03 Start trying to get my poems published for money (got one published, but no profit).

04 Start writing 1/4 completed story again. MAYBE finish the bastard.

05 Get a new car insurance provider. One that doesn't ass rape me preferably.
post #10 of 57
Be happy.
post #11 of 57
Thread Starter 
Also: Get cat to groomers so as to remove butt dreads.

(from cat, not self)
post #12 of 57
Quote:
Originally posted by prala is just for jk
Also: Get cat to groomers so as to remove butt dreads.
The pains of owning a long haired, I suppose?
post #13 of 57
Quote:
Originally posted by prala is just for jk
Also: Get cat to groomers so as to remove butt dreads.

(from cat, not self)
The groomers will no longer groom my cat without sedatives and a muzzle. I was called away from work to come pick his 24# ass up last time I took him. Yes, I said 24#s.
post #14 of 57
Live chill.
post #15 of 57
Thread Starter 
Actually, she's a short hair, so I am confused and frigtened to figure out how she got them.

Great. Just great.
post #16 of 57
Quote:
Originally posted by prala is just for jk
Actually, she's a short hair, so I am confused and frigtened to figure out how she got them.
Yeah, I would be, too. Yikes!
post #17 of 57
1. Masturbate less (if I do this all others should fall in place)
2. Watch more movies
3. Do more cardio
4. Get up earlier and go to bed earlier
5. Write creatively every other day.
6. Create a kick ass website
post #18 of 57
My cat had mats too - my cat is the grossest cat of all time, incidentally. But still pretty cute. Anyway, we shaved them off with clippers (got some cheap at Target) and then put the cat (Sammy) on a diet. See, he got pretty dang fat. So fat, in fact, that the vet said that maybe he couldn't clean himself properly. He’s lost a bit of weight and he's been doing better even since. Plus, now he wears medium cat pajamas (with little different-colored penguins on them), so that's a plus. What I'm trying to get at here...is your cat a fatty? Here's one way to tell - when he/she purrs, does he/she lose his/her breath? Also, do people point and laugh? Fuckers (if they do. Actually, fuckers if they don’t too). Anyway, try putting him/her on a diet. Another thing - sometimes cats stop cleaning themselves when they get depressed. Here's one way to tell if you're cat is depressed - has it stopped accessorizing? Anyway, sorry I know probably too much info about cats. Any kind of cool I had going for me (which was not much, let's be frank), now obliterated.
post #19 of 57
I told you not to let your cat eat lasagna, I don't care if it does seem "cool" when Garfield does it.
post #20 of 57
Andrew's 2004 Resolutions
  • Find a job.
  • Lose 25 pounds by my 25th birthday in late March. (I'd like to eventually lose between 35-40 lbs.)
  • Get my A+ certification.
  • Move out of my mother's house.
post #21 of 57
Quit smoking (for good this time).
post #22 of 57
Quote:
Originally posted by Kevin Matchstick
Also, do people point and laugh?
Yes, yes they do. People actually stop by my house for no other reason then to laugh at my cat. Fuckers, every last one of them.
post #23 of 57
Kevin Matchstick's resolution:

*Stop talking about cats so damn much
post #24 of 57
Here's hoping.....

Put away more money for the future--both for me and Dakota.

Get a kick ass internship for the summer (I have one pretty much in the bag at Channel 22 in South Bend. Hopefully it pays).

Move out of my parents home.

Get a good job that will provide me with health insurance.

Hopefully take a vacation.

Most of all, be happy.
post #25 of 57
[list=1][*]Get next promotion.[*]Get promoted again within 6 to 8 months.[*]Save $5,000 by the end of the year.[*]Pay off half of my car loan.[*]Join a gym.[*]Lose 25 pounds at said gym.[*]Keep a journal.[*]Continue to get A's.[*]Learn how to write in the English class that I want an A in.[*]Take care of my dad's depressed overwieght cat better (he's 26 pounds).[*]See more movies at the theater.[*]Watch more anime and get started on asian films.[*]Take a vacation.[/list=1]
Damn. I have a hard time keeping one resolution. This year I have 13. Uggg.
post #26 of 57
I will not drink too much
I will get regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
I will Get on better with my associate employee contemporaries
I will eat well
I will be a patient better driver
I will sleep well
I will be careful to all animals
I will keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
I will frequently check my credit at the bank
I will wash my car
I will no longer be afraid of the dark, or midday shadows
I will do nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
I will be at a better pace
I will be an empowered and informed member of society
I will not cry in public
post #27 of 57
1) Stop eating at odd hours in the night.
2) Drink more water (I know, but I'm sure it's the source of all of my health problems. 1 bottle a week will not make it OK)
3) Start running more, actually, start running.
4) Write consistently, not have a mad few hours and then a week of writing nothing.
5) Do more hours at work rather than saying..."Nah, I won't be able to do that shift sorry".
6) Stop being so damn lazy.
post #28 of 57
Thread Starter 
Kevin, you stopped this thread dead for me when you said the following:

Plus, now he wears medium cat pajamas (with little different-colored penguins on them), so that's a plus.

Um, whowhat??????

Cat Pajamas? For serious?

Sheesh.

She's NOT too fat, this much I know. They're on her back, not her butt, per say. I just like the words "buttdreds" better than "backdreds."

That said, she was depressed in the old apartment, which is when she got them. Now we're in the new apartment she's peachy keen. But of course, has matts.
post #29 of 57
1. Fuck more
2. Puke less
post #30 of 57
My cat had backmats, too. Just shave em off and see if they come back. How exciting!

Wait. Your cat doesn't have pajamas?
post #31 of 57
Thread Starter 
Nope. She's all naked. All the time.

I'm scared to shave her. Because, you know, she's a cat.

So......yeah. I geuss I also resolve to get my cat pajamas?
post #32 of 57
Quote:
Originally posted by prala is just for jk


I'm scared to shave her. Because, you know, she's a cat.

Just light some candles. Splash some perfume on some lightbulbs. Roll up the old sleeves and get to work.

The plus: no more back mats to pet around.
post #33 of 57
So it's resolved. The cat should be naked at least 90% of the time and generally shaved.
post #34 of 57
Thread Starter 
I'm confused. Why perfume?

At least I know this Kevin:

You help me learn AND grow.
post #35 of 57
Quote:
Originally posted by Donald Wiskerando III
I will not drink too much
I will get regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
I will Get on better with my associate employee contemporaries
I will eat well
I will be a patient better driver
I will sleep well
I will be careful to all animals
I will keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
I will frequently check my credit at the bank
I will wash my car
I will no longer be afraid of the dark, or midday shadows
I will do nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
I will be at a better pace
I will be an empowered and informed member of society
I will not cry in public
Radiohead?
post #36 of 57
Quote:
Originally posted by prala is just for jk
I'm confused. Why perfume?

I'm sorry. I meant "purrfume".
post #37 of 57
Quote:
Originally posted by prala is just for jk
I'm confused. Why perfume?

At least I know this Kevin:

You help me learn AND grow.
I think the perfume is for ambiance. You might also try some Barry White or Sade.
post #38 of 57
Thread Starter 
I think I just got a funny feeling in my tummy.

I want to remove matts. Not have babies.
post #39 of 57
Quit smokin' dope. - I mean to, but I keep forgetting.

Buy the motorcycle that I have always wanted. - Soon, oh yes....soon.

Get my own place. - I love my roommate, but people come with baggage, and I've got enough issues of my own.

Stop procrastinating. - ...eh...maybe later.....
post #40 of 57
Write more.
Bitch less.
Get a boyfriend.
Find a way to pay for school.
Start swimming again.
post #41 of 57
I resolve to:

-Figure out what the hell I want to do when I grow up and then choose a major that allows me to do it.
-Not die on my 21st birthday.
-Not spend all my time in bars after I turn 21.
-Exercise more.
-Go out to eat less.
post #42 of 57
Quote:
Originally posted by Kirby Drummond
1. Fuck more
2. Puke less
BRILLIANT!

I'll go for those two. Though I've only puked once in the past 10 years.... but admitedly, that night wasn't just one puke... it was 4 hours of puking. mudslide mix blows.

3. get a job
4. write more
5. stop making stupid resolutions that I never follow through on... from now on... only stupid resolutions that I WILL follow through on.

6. Get a cat with butt dreds... aka keep laughing.
7. Always, always, ALWAYS keep spare condoms around. This relates to #1
post #43 of 57
1. Pull myself together from this state of depression i've been in for about 3 months after fighting it for 15 years

2. Do better in school.

3. Learn more languages.

4. Work out more.

5. Do more writing and posting in general.

6. Improve as an artist (digital and otherwise)

7. Remain loyal to my girlfriend while being there for all my female friends.
post #44 of 57
Resolved:
  • To crush my enemies.
  • To see them driven before me.
  • And to hear the lamentations of their women.
post #45 of 57
I'm still following my evil plan, step by step, but I have added one important resolution. I must see one film a week at the local arthouse theater no matter what. I used to do this, but I've run out of time, or I haven't been using my time wisely.
post #46 of 57
Jim's Resolutions for 2004

1. Now that I have my car, master art of driving.

2. Start running again.

3. Drink more water, eat less Doritos.

4. Save $1500-$2000 by June 1. (Already a third there... not a bad start).

5. Drop 10 pounds and go from there.

6. Move out of parents' house by June 15.

7. Quit shitty theatre job, go get journalism job (preferably in the Southeast...).

8. Rediscover the terms 'social life' and 'dating' after move occurs.

I think that about covers it... oh, and good to see you back, Prala.
post #47 of 57
Quote:
Originally posted by Isao Kanemasa
Quit smoking (for good this time).
I prolly should do that too, specially with the new price raise.
post #48 of 57
1. Stop smoking cigarettes (and stick to it!)

2. Actually write those short stories and try to sell them to literary magazines.

3. Control my temper.

4. Work out more.

5. When I can't control my temper, don't hurt anybody. 'Cause if they're hurt, then they're still breathing, and that's not good enough!

and most importantly:
6. Tell my wife I love her even more than I already do, because it's just nice.
post #49 of 57
Is anyone not resolving to "write more"? It sounds like this place should be a jumping litereary enclave within the next 300+ days.

On another note, I will be starting a novel tomorrow.
post #50 of 57
Quit wasting time.
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