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Chewer of the Year Poll

Poll Results: CHEWER OF THE YEAR IS...

Poll expired: Jan 6, 2004  
  • 20% (22)
    Slater
  • 31% (33)
    Dan Whitehead
  • 12% (13)
    Isao Kanemasa
  • 35% (38)
    Michael Bay
106 Total Votes  
post #1 of 62
Thread Starter 
VOTE!
post #2 of 62
Jesus. Something's wrong with this place when I'm on a list with two of the smartest, funniest poster here, plus the guy who fucked my mother and then described it to me.

That said, I voted for ME.
post #3 of 62
I never touched your mom, Slater.

I voted for Bay. Why fight it?
post #4 of 62
Sad to say, this may be the only thing Bay wins ever. Unless MTV awards count (they don't, right?)
post #5 of 62
B'ah....Michael pulled a Miramax and released a thread late in the game to bolster his chances of gold here. He's even hob-knobing now...
post #6 of 62
I voted for Whitehead. Despite his cracks about me looking like Prince, I'll be damned if his posts aren't thought provoking or hilarious.
post #7 of 62
Before we finish voting, I'd like to hear from Cowboy Gollum on this matter.



Well, there ya go.
post #8 of 62
Vote early. Vote often. Vote Bay.

A chick in every pot haze and a Porsche in every garage.
post #9 of 62
I voted for a guy who has been most useful when its come to asian cinema No not Bay Isao (Khitch).
post #10 of 62
I've pooled resources and am voting Whitehead.

It occurs to me that we should maybe make this a "one time only" type deal, since the people who are voted in will be remembered as a C.O.T.Y. forever. Ok, maybe not FOREVER.
post #11 of 62
"your name here" needs to be in that list...

If I'm going to cock stroke it's going to be my cock dammit!
post #12 of 62
Thanks JD, but I've never punctured Chiaki Kuriyama's spleen with my penis nor have I done the basket trick with Anita Mui. Hence Bay commands our utmost respect.
post #13 of 62
Yea but Bay doesn't have a child on the way!
post #14 of 62
OK, I'll take the sympathy votes then.
post #15 of 62
If Bay doesn't respond here he doesn't deserve a fucking thing.
post #16 of 62
Khitch, you know I love you, but all pale in front of the Mighty Bay. You are teh roxxor Michael!
post #17 of 62
I had to vote for Michael Bay because nobody else here released a movie I liked as much as Bad Boys II.

Put the Uncle Mitch statue on your mantle where you thought you'd put the Pearl Harbor "Best Director" Oscar.
post #18 of 62
Go, Mike, go!
post #19 of 62
When is Mr. Bay going to address us?
post #20 of 62
BAY OWES US.
post #21 of 62
Just curious...how were these 4 people picked over the other Chewers?

Was there some sort of criteria?
post #22 of 62
Bay is great, but he doesn't post enough material to be considered, IMO. It should go to either Whitehead or Slater.
post #23 of 62
Bay's genious is in the restraint of his posts. If he wins, and starts posting all the time, we all lose. It will be like a Saturday Night Live character. funny in small bursts, but once they're on every show, they get old. So I didn't vote for him.

However, deciding between the other three was a difficult decision. I scratched Kitcher because his greatest contributions are regarding Asian films, and I almost never read about them. But don't feel bad, Kitch, it was a tough decision. I flipped a coin for the other two, and Slater won (tails).
post #24 of 62
Just so everyone knows, I'm more than happy to accept pity votes.
post #25 of 62
When does polling end?
post #26 of 62
I think Dan is cool beans.

gravedigger: Beating dead horses since 2000! (TM)
post #27 of 62
I'm going to sound kind of out of it but is Michael Bay THE Michael Bay? And is Bobclark THE Bob Clark?
post #28 of 62
SEMEN KNOB DOGGIE STYLE!
post #29 of 62
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte
When does polling end?
The poll closes six days from today.
post #30 of 62
Fucking popularity contests eat shit. I voted for Dan.
post #31 of 62
Quote:
Originally posted by Blunt
Khitch, you know I love you, but all pale in front of the Mighty Bay. You are teh roxxor Michael!
Trust me B, it's an honor just to be nominated, and to even be included among such exalted members.
post #32 of 62
BAYBAYBAYBAYBAYBAYBAY
post #33 of 62
Whitehead is catching up to Bay. You know what that means, right?

SLOW MOTION SHOWDOWN.
post #34 of 62
I'm cumming with anticipation.
post #35 of 62
I'm setting up a fake ID to vote for you twice, Slater. I better see some love when I get kicked off the boards...
post #36 of 62
BAY. The One And Only.
post #37 of 62
Hell, even I've voted for Bay. Voting for me is like giving an Oscar to Marissa Tomei.
post #38 of 62
Thread Starter 
Post counts aren't all that matters Jim.

I voted for Slater.
post #39 of 62
Jabba's confused, frustrated, and frightened responses to Michael Bay are almost funnier than Bay himself. It's like a yin/yang thing, like Jabba exists just to make Bay funnier.
post #40 of 62
If the person behind "Michael Bay" has less than 100 posts, I'll be amazed. It's a stupid poll, so fuck it - vote for the stupid option.
post #41 of 62
I love Jabba. Always fighting the good fight. Keep it up, bro.
post #42 of 62
I voted for Dan Whitehead, because I thought it said Dan Laugharn.
post #43 of 62
Quote:
Originally posted by Gus Bjork
I'm going to sound kind of out of it but is Michael Bay THE Michael Bay? And is Bobclark THE Bob Clark?
Sadly, no. The real Bob Clark is supposedly toiling away on "Baby Geniuses 2", while I sit here spending my day posting on the internet. I'll let you decide who's making the better contribution to society.

And Michael Bay IS the real Michael Bay.
post #44 of 62
And it looks like Michael Bay has won.
post #45 of 62
SHENANIGANS
post #46 of 62
SORE LOSER
post #47 of 62
The next two Bay pictures ?
post #48 of 62
I have shamed my ancestors. BRING ME A FRISBEE.
post #49 of 62
No that's Brian Levant, going for the Miike vibe...
post #50 of 62
Quote:
Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte
SEMEN KNOB DOGGIE STYLE!
From his posts, this might be the next Bay picture.
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