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post #1 of 48
12/31/03 at 3:38pm
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I know you're new, so you probably won't read this anyway, but if you want a name like I dunno, fer instance, Verbal Kint, or Raoul Duke, don't try and come up with some sort of variant. There's already someone here with that name. Think of something new. Unless of course you're just here to shamelessly mock and deride them. Then it's cool in a "man that means someone put a lot of effort into trying to make someone on the internet look like a tool... Which makes me what? Yes? A bigger tool?" sort of way.
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post #2 of 48
12/31/03 at 3:43pm
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Cause I think its stupid and worth noting.
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post #3 of 48
12/31/03 at 4:14pm
Also, VOTE SLATER.
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post #4 of 48
12/31/03 at 4:22pm
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Why do you care?
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post #5 of 48
12/31/03 at 4:37pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte
Why do you care?
Because it's the coolest, gayest thing ever. The entire idea of a popularity contest on an internet message board is hilarious. The fact that I'm somehow one of the options on the poll is even funnier.

Mainly, though, I just like attention.
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post #6 of 48
12/31/03 at 4:42pm
I don't believe a word of that. You want to win and you know it.
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post #7 of 48
12/31/03 at 4:45pm
Flyarz no longer gets a campaign button. Everybody else? Free buttons.
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post #8 of 48
12/31/03 at 4:58pm
Are they those stupid homemade buttons or nice "made in an Indonesian factory by four year olds" buttons?
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post #9 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:02pm
They're made by the Indonesian kid in my basement. So....yes.
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post #10 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:02pm
If it isn't made by a four year old, it isn't a button at all in my eyes.
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post #11 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:04pm
Baptized with blood, lubricated by tears, sold at wholesale.
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post #12 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:13pm
Back to the topic at hand...

So how many Zods do we have now?
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post #13 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:21pm
I'm waiting for the newest member to post something. Don't let us down, AndreDellamorte.
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post #14 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:23pm
All right I admit it. I wanted to be Andre for a day, just one day in his shoes. Is that so wrong?

That being said, I'm not the guy that started the new account.
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post #15 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:24pm
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I almost made a comment in the first post about how I should expect a variant thereof of my name (or if someone were fairly clever, Francesco Dellamorte, or Dellamorte Dellamore).

Oh well. Like Slater, I want as much attention as the world can give me.
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post #16 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:25pm
There is only one Andre Dellamorte. Do not try to be like Andre Dellamorte. Study computers instead.
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post #17 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:27pm
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Everybody's talkin' like they got somethin' to say...
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post #18 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:27pm
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Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte
Oh well. Like Slater, I want as much attention as the world can give me.
Only you might say something amusing, interesting, or educational to warrant that attention...
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post #19 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:28pm
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HAM your comment and sig make a fuck of a one-two combination. Like Flamenco Joe's.
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post #20 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:31pm
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Damnit, I wanna see this alter-me in action. Mostly cause it will allow me to make Face/Off jokes.

"It's like looking into a mirror, except not."
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post #21 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:34pm
"Plan B - let's just kill each other..."
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post #22 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:34pm
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Or Superman 3 jokes.


GODDAMMIT, WHOMEVER, YOU'RE LETTING ME DOWN.
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post #23 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:40pm
"Try terrorism for hire. We'll blow some shit up. It's more fun!"
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post #24 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:41pm
Blow me, HAM.
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post #25 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:42pm
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Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck.
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post #26 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:47pm
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Originally posted by Malachi Constant
That sounds like something Al Roker'd say.
(Or something someone would say to him... either way, it's a fat joke)
He had that surgery. He's no longer fat.
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post #27 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:50pm
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Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte
Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck.
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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post #28 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:53pm
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I just sent Andredellamorte an E-mail: "I love you, me."

Now you're just teasin'
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post #29 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:53pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte
Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck.
Boy, I hope your girlfriend doesn't find out about the lonely wife...
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post #30 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:54pm
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Gina Gershon?
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post #31 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:58pm
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Originally posted by Slater
Blow me, HAM.
Shit. I'm sorry, man. My previous comment was way off base. THAT post clearly demonstrates that you are as amusing and intelligent as the very best posters here.

Good thing I haven't voted yet!
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post #32 of 48
12/31/03 at 5:58pm
Where are the sammiches?
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post #33 of 48
12/31/03 at 6:13pm
Vote Slater.
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post #34 of 48
12/31/03 at 6:15pm
I DID!
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post #35 of 48
12/31/03 at 6:18pm
Grab his boots, Wapner.
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post #36 of 48
12/31/03 at 6:18pm
<Awards button.>
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post #37 of 48
12/31/03 at 6:21pm
I guess Sean has discovered the warmest place to hide his wooden pickle...
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post #38 of 48
12/31/03 at 6:31pm
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Amateurs, meet a professional Asshole. (which plays into Ham being funnier, and Sean's wooden pickle. It's a Twofer!)
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post #39 of 48
12/31/03 at 11:26pm
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Originally posted by Hot Animal Machine
I guess Sean has discovered the warmest place to hide his wooden pickle...
I quote Joe Bob Briggs' Oscar worthy performance in Face/Off, the kind of role that could make the soul sing and the impotent hard, and no one even gets it. 'Tis a sad day for film fans.
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post #40 of 48
1/1/04 at 1:28pm
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Originally posted by Sean Bateman
Grab his boots, Wapner.
Walton.
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post #41 of 48
1/1/04 at 1:44pm
Wait...Joe Bob Briggs was in Face/Off?
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post #42 of 48
1/1/04 at 7:19pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
Wait...Joe Bob Briggs was in Face/Off?
He was in Casino too.
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post #43 of 48
1/2/04 at 1:06am
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And Hollywood Boulevard II, but got cut out of Texas Chainsaw II. But that's beside the point. Cameo in Stand. STOP.
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post #44 of 48
1/2/04 at 1:01pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Isao Kanemasa
Walton.
Shit.

"Get his boots, Walton."

I butchered that one.

"Well, happy day, it's Castor Troy."
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post #45 of 48
1/2/04 at 1:08pm
Joe Bob played a character named Joe Bob in The Stand.
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post #46 of 48
1/5/04 at 7:46am
That's a cheap two bit HK trick - how many times has Andy Lau played a character called "Andy" or "Lau" anyway ?

I swear these threads are caused by Slater, Dre, Mike and HAM all sitting in the same internet cafe strung out on meth. They make my head spin.
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post #47 of 48
1/5/04 at 1:58pm
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In a good way?
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post #48 of 48
1/5/04 at 2:16pm
Steve Martin in The Jerk as opposed to Linda Blair, yah...
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