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post #1 of 36
1/2/04 at 2:28pm
Thread Starter 
Seriously, its been beat to the ground. Please make all your weirdo nerd jokes about Clunkies.

Thanks,
The Ministry of Culture
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post #2 of 36
1/2/04 at 2:34pm
oh. my. god.
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post #3 of 36
1/2/04 at 2:40pm
Do you know what this brings to mind? The persocoms from Chobits.
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post #4 of 36
1/2/04 at 2:41pm


Cyborg sluts are hot!
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post #5 of 36
1/2/04 at 2:42pm
Tetsuo weeps...
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post #6 of 36
1/2/04 at 2:45pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
Do you know what this brings to mind? Chobits.
Well, yeah. Though I've always thought liking Chobits was as bad as being a Furry.
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post #7 of 36
1/2/04 at 2:50pm
I just found out about furries last week. I really don't know if I can handle the existence of this too.

And I don't even want to know what a Chobit is.
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post #8 of 36
1/2/04 at 2:56pm
I find the manga (never watched the anime, never will) lame and forgettable... until something like this comes up and I think 'ohmygod it's happening.' Then I remember it, but it's still lame.

Anyhoo, here's more.
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post #9 of 36
1/2/04 at 3:01pm
Will, you'll be pleased to know they even have robot conventions.

And this:
is a chobit.
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post #10 of 36
1/2/04 at 3:03pm
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SO BAD MAKE IT STOP.
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post #11 of 36
1/2/04 at 3:03pm
It looks like one of those deals from Dark Crystal.
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post #12 of 36
1/2/04 at 3:17pm
Except that Dark Crystal isn't full of shots like this.
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post #13 of 36
1/2/04 at 3:25pm
Nope. I refuse. I know that whatever lies behind that link is going to cause me severe mental trauma. Maybe after I've had a few drinks.
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post #14 of 36
1/2/04 at 3:28pm
I guess I must be sheltered. What in the world is/are furries?
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post #15 of 36
1/2/04 at 3:45pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Gigolo Joe
I guess I must be sheltered. What in the world is/are furries?
People dressing up in furry suits and then dry humping each other. MTV did a show on it. Interesting as well as disturbing. I wonder what Sigmund Freud would have said about this stuff.
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post #16 of 36
1/2/04 at 3:51pm
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Originally posted by billylove
People dressing up in furry suits and then dry humping each other. MTV did a show on it. Interesting as well as disturbing. I wonder what Sigmund Freud would have said about this stuff.

So basically its for those people who are interested in beastitality, but don't want to go through the actual act? I suppose everyone has something that sparks their engines.
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post #17 of 36
1/2/04 at 5:16pm
Just to clarify, the act of dry humping itself is still okay is it not? As long as I'm not dressed up in a furry suit doing the dry humping?
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post #18 of 36
1/2/04 at 5:18pm
I pray that by morning light I will have forgotten this thread ever existed.
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post #19 of 36
1/2/04 at 5:24pm
Quote:
Originally posted by A-Pathetic
Just to clarify, the act of dry humping itself is still okay is it not? As long as I'm not dressed up in a furry suit doing the dry humping?
Depends on what you are dry humping. Me, I'll hump just about everything just as long as it is not an animal and an unwilling human. I prefer nice cars, huge TVs at Best Buy, superduper computers, and ocassionaly a woman. Yeah, I'm a slut. Just don't buy a new car and bring it near me because I may just have to break it in.
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post #20 of 36
1/2/04 at 5:27pm
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You're all still talking about Furries, you've missed the point of the thread entirely.
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post #21 of 36
1/2/04 at 5:30pm
For all you guys fantasizing about having sex with Arwen, look no further. You'll be happy to learn from this site that elves are real and they like porn.
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post #22 of 36
1/2/04 at 7:11pm
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Originally posted by Donald Wiskerando III
You're all still talking about Furries, you've missed the point of the thread entirely.
I'm sorry, I read through the whole thread and can't get past dry humping.

Kind of like high school.
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post #23 of 36
1/3/04 at 9:00am
This is by far the best thread I've read all day.
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post #24 of 36
1/3/04 at 10:03pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Diva
For all you guys fantasizing about having sex with Arwen, look no further. You'll be happy to learn from this site that elves are real and they like porn.
Elf porn would have magical qualities that make me gooey just thinking about.
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post #25 of 36
1/4/04 at 2:31am
Elf porn, people dressed up in furry suits dry humping each other,Dark Crystal-ish cartoons...what has the world come to.
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post #26 of 36
1/4/04 at 5:52am
Quote:
Originally posted by DJ Dylan
Elf porn, people dressed up in furry suits dry humping each other,Dark Crystal-ish cartoons...what has the world come to.
apparently, the more appropriate question is what hasn't the world come to?
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post #27 of 36
1/5/04 at 10:02am
Quote:
Originally posted by Diva


Cyborg sluts are hot!
The Borg...with sexy results.
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post #28 of 36
1/5/04 at 10:13pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Momotaro
This is by far the best thread I've read all day.




I've been cruising all my old CHUD haunts for an hour or so now, and I could not agree more!
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post #29 of 36
1/5/04 at 11:11pm
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Originally posted by thechairmanofthebored
apparently, the more appropriate question is what hasn't the world come to?
comic gold
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post #30 of 36
1/5/04 at 11:37pm
Quote:
Originally posted by billylove
People dressing up in furry suits and then dry humping each other. MTV did a show on it. Interesting as well as disturbing. I wonder what Sigmund Freud would have said about this stuff.
You forgot to mention the "Plushie" sect. Now that is a wacky bunch there. hehehe...

http://www.velocity.net/~galen/furrydef.html

http://www.sixsixfive.com/469.html

http://www.velocity.net/~galen/plushcod.html

Don't worry...no pictures.
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post #31 of 36
1/7/04 at 1:01pm
I keep reading the title of this thread as "Funny Jokes Are Played." Come on, people, it's 2004! Only unfunny jokes are cool! A quick survey of the CHUD forums should make this obvious!
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post #32 of 36
1/7/04 at 1:43pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Z-Man
I keep reading the title of this thread as "Funny Jokes Are Played." Come on, people, it's 2004! Only unfunny jokes are cool! A quick survey of the CHUD forums should make this obvious!
Wise man once said, "Man with big mouth eat his own face."
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post #33 of 36
1/7/04 at 1:46pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Z-Man
I keep reading the title of this thread as "Funny Jokes Are Played." Come on, people, it's 2004! Only unfunny jokes are cool! A quick survey of the CHUD forums should make this obvious!
Quote:
Originally posted by billylove
Wise man once said, "Man with big mouth eat his own face."
What would that wise man say about a man who speaks the truth?
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post #34 of 36
1/7/04 at 1:53pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
What would that wise man say about a man who speaks the truth?
That he eats Pat Robertson's face?
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post #35 of 36
1/7/04 at 2:08pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
What would that wise man say about a man who speaks the truth?
Gets no pussy?
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post #36 of 36
1/7/04 at 2:27pm
Quote:
Originally posted by billylove
Gets no pussy?
*ding ding ding ding*

I do believe we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen!
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