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Okay, so now that I'm chewer of the year

post #1 of 29
1/7/04 at 5:07pm
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Where's my hookers and booze? BTW, both better be fucking expensive.
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post #2 of 29
1/7/04 at 5:10pm
c'mon, Bay. We know you're buying. Just give us the time and place, and we'll all party with you.
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post #3 of 29
1/7/04 at 5:12pm
Doesn't this mean you go home with the prom queen anyways?
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post #4 of 29
1/7/04 at 5:15pm
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Like I'd invite a bunch of internet nerds to Casa De Bay. I heard you guys had a bunch of sluts round here who brag about being strippers and doing menages and threesomes, but never trust the internet, cause they're probably just attention starved tubs or pugs. Fuck that. I'm only interested in what you guys are willing to do for me.
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post #5 of 29
1/7/04 at 5:49pm
Bay, you're a funny man, but get rid of that sig. It makes you look like an anonymous fanboy.
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post #6 of 29
1/7/04 at 5:51pm
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How many movies have you directed?

None?

How many fine bitches you slept with?

None?

Thanks for ruining my thread, jackass.
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post #7 of 29
1/7/04 at 6:15pm
Guys, if you get Bay some booze, don't bother with the expensive stuff. Just put some 10 High in a Glenlivet bottle and he'll never know the fucking difference.
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post #8 of 29
1/7/04 at 6:22pm
Just trying to make a good thing better, Mikey.
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post #9 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:00pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Michael Bay
How many movies have you directed?

None?
Yeah, but you don't have my bitchin hat, and in this world a bitchin hat is everything.
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post #10 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:02pm
Congratulations, Mr. Bay. I loved you in Mystery Men.
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post #11 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:12pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by billylove
Yeah, but you don't have my bitchin hat, and in this world a bitchin hat is everything.
Look, when you're done jerking off to your Sears Catalog before mom knocks on the door, you might want to enter the real world. Why would I be jealous of your hat? Did your hat get you anal (and not prison anal, mind you)? Did your hat introduce you to Amy Smart?

Bitches, booze, drugs. All I ask. Not dumb ass shitcannery served by virginal 30 year olds best known for their high scores on Dig Dug.
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post #12 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:20pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Michael Bay
Look, when you're done jerking off to your Sears Catalog before mom knocks on the door, you might want to enter the real world. Why would I be jealous of your hat? Did your hat get you anal (and not prison anal, mind you)? Did your hat introduce you to Amy Smart?

Bitches, booze, drugs. All I ask. Not dumb ass shitcannery served by virginal 30 year olds best known for their high scores on Dig Dug.
lol, whatever. At least I know for certain that my father is in fact my father.
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post #13 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:22pm
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I know who my father is. And I have lots of money. And lots of sex. And lots of drugs. And lots of power. And influence. And sex with women who don't look like men.

Advantage: Bay
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post #14 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:30pm
When you've got what Bay's got, humility is the BANE OF YOUR EXISTENCE.
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post #15 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:31pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Russell Lucas
When you've got what Bay's got, humility is the BANE OF YOUR EXISTENCE.
There's a joke at Slater's expense in here somewhere.
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post #16 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:32pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Michael Bay
I know who my father is.
I think Frankenheimer would disagree with you.

Disadvantage: Bay
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post #17 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:34pm
YOU MEAN HIS DESICCATING CORPSE WOULD DISAGREE?
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post #18 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:36pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Russell Lucas
YOU MEAN HIS DESICCATING CORPSE WOULD DISAGREE?
He did before his death saying the DNA tests prove that he is not Bay's father.
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post #19 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:37pm
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Both you tards shut it.
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post #20 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:42pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Michael Bay
Both you tards shut it.
No hard feelings man, just joking around. Come my way and I'll treat you to all the booze, sluts, and drugs you want.
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post #21 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:43pm
It's like casting pearls before swine. Who would dare question BAY?
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post #22 of 29
1/7/04 at 7:51pm
Okay, Bay. I've talked to a hot chick in the office and for winning chewer of the year, she's willing to let you snort coke off of her back while you violate her anally.

Bad news is, she is located here in Chicago. The good news is that our office is a mile from O'Hare & we can ship her freaky ass out to LA in no time.
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post #23 of 29
1/7/04 at 10:56pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by billylove
No hard feelings man, just joking around. Come my way and I'll treat you to all the booze, sluts, and drugs you want.
Hmm, I have no need for pabst, mom's back pills, and waitresses at Hooters you say you've slept with.

Steve, you get 59 more women like that and I can make a local call, cause they're a dime a dozen.
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post #24 of 29
1/7/04 at 11:35pm
Bay takes a day away from fucking models and dissolving his sinuses to defend his model fucking and sinus dissolving on CHUD. Busy guy.

Since his next project is made for TV, I guess that means he'll be fucking gas station attendants and drinking Listerine soon.
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post #25 of 29
1/8/04 at 12:41am
Quote:
Originally posted by Michael Bay
I know who my father is. And I have lots of money. And lots of sex. And lots of drugs. And lots of power. And influence. And sex with women who don't look like men.

Advantage: Bay
BEAUTIFUL!!!! Hahaha.
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post #26 of 29
1/8/04 at 1:53am
Quote:
Originally posted by Little Otik
Wait, you can still get chicks after Pearl Harbor?
Drugs = chicks. Even Pearl Harbor can't stop that.
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post #27 of 29
1/9/04 at 8:32pm
Mike Bay: Not a fag.
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post #28 of 29
1/9/04 at 8:36pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Adam Warren
Mike Bay: Not a fag.
Even though he likes anal?
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post #29 of 29
1/9/04 at 8:38pm
Billylove, you can have anal with a chick. Well, maybe you specifically can't, but its possible.
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