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post #1 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:03pm
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It has been a while since we have had an All-Girl CHUD thread and I know there are some new wimmins out there. So Ladies, pull up a fluffy cushion, pick out your favorite shade of toe-nail polish and put your hair in curlers...Here we go!

Roll Call!

(We will be accepting applications for Cabana-Boy, send a list of your qualifications...and n00dz.)
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post #2 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:05pm
Is it too much to hope for undrawn curtains, some Jack and Cokes and a pillow fight?
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post #3 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:12pm
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Quiet Blo! The ladies might recognize this thread for what it is: A shameless attempt at encouraging another CHUD Boobies Thread.
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post #4 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:14pm
Well ... in an effort to be your cabana-boy, I'll make all your liquor- and convenience-store runs so you don't have to dress or take your curlers out ...
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post #5 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:18pm
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Deal!
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post #6 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:19pm
OKAY! Now, so I don't interfere with your recruitment drive, I'll wait outside, quietly ... just here, at the window ...

Ring this bell when you need bourbon or cigarettes.

OH! And here are some extra-fluffy pillows.
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post #7 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:34pm
I've got a giant lotion dispenser and baskets full of Ferrero Rocher. And warm hands.
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post #8 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:38pm
Go away, billzæbub. You'll scare away the wimmins. Come here ... let's play cards under the window.
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post #9 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:38pm
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<Puts up Jamie Kennedy poster for Anne>
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post #10 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:52pm
Thread Starter 
hehe, I've got more Cabana boys than girls so far!
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post #11 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:54pm
<puts really bad wig on billzæbub> "Okay, go inside and be really enthusiastic about her colors of nail polish..."
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post #12 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:56pm
I'm comfortable with that. It always works out well in the movies.

*totes dog-eared Danielle Steele novels found in dumpster*
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post #13 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:58pm
Well, I don't know much about curlers, but I shore do have a purty pedicure.

Look, FLOWERS!

*shows off toes*
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post #14 of 225
1/8/04 at 11:59pm
This is getting good! Let ME put on the wig!
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post #15 of 225
1/9/04 at 12:00am
No fricking way! Ow! It's my housecoat!
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post #16 of 225
1/9/04 at 12:01am
A Girly Girl thread with mostly guys posting? This saddens me to no end. I need to get you guys laid.
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post #17 of 225
1/9/04 at 12:03am
I'm not into "getting laid." I'm into MEANINGFUL sexual relationships.

<Can I be your inside cabana-boy now?>
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post #18 of 225
1/9/04 at 12:05am
What, you want to be Billy's inside cabana boy?

*it boggles the mind*
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post #19 of 225
1/9/04 at 12:08am
Its a fucking sausage factory in here.

Tang Parade commence...NOW.
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post #20 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:15am
Quote:
Originally posted by Sister Gracie Lou
<Puts up Jamie Kennedy poster for Anne>
How did you know I like that actor? Oh, that, and that too.

Hiiii, Sister Gracie, and Kittyinjammies. I like to browse the catalogs for bras. Not Victoria's Secret, because their stuff doesn't fit my body, and I'm not even a tub. Regular catalogs and ads are the best, especially since you don't have to be discouraged by the prices like when you are at the store. It's a good thing those guys are outside where they can't see much, huh, 'cause this is for girls only.
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post #21 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:19am
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Welcome Anne!

This is a wonderful lingerie site:
http://www.agentprovocateur.com/

Pricey, but fun to window shop.
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post #22 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:36am
I just took a look at that site, and it's working very slowly for some reason. I can see that nothing there is ordinary. Each design kind of transforms a woman. Have you bought anything from them before? It is pricey, but have you noticed how regular bras are getting expensive?
Another great place to browse bra designs is in French fashion mags, if you can find them. They really get into beautiful designs. The ones I saw tended to be romantic.
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post #23 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:45am
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The French have the best panties! I'm sure Blunt can attest to that.

A friend wants to take me to the LA shop. I haven't been yet. I would definitely make a purchase. Bras are so damn expensive, we may as well get something fun, right?
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post #24 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:46am
Excuse me Mistresses, would either of you like a cordial?
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post #25 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:46am
*Pulls out a pillow*

Hi Gracie, Kitty, and Anne!

(Billz, I know that's you in that wig. Go man the Taco stand!)
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post #26 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:49am
Shut it Ho! I'm working here...er, would anyone care for a foot massage?
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post #27 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:49am
Good point, even if they are covered by clothes.

The men went away, I'm not hearing any noises outside. Maybe they are waiting for when more girls show up.
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post #28 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:50am
scratch that, what I said.
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post #29 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:50am
I can see your dirty pillows!!!!
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post #30 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:51am
Quote:
Originally posted by Social likes to jump in leaves
*Pulls out a pillow*

Hi Gracie, Kitty, and Anne!

(Billz, I know that's you in that wig. Go man the Taco stand!)
THose men and their wigs...
hi Social
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post #31 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:52am
Quote:
Originally posted by SuxorCorp™
I can see your dirty pillows!!!!
Suxor, you can't peep on your own woman, that's just wrong.
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post #32 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:55am
Thread Starter 
Welcome, Social! Have a cordial.
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post #33 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:57am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by SuxorCorp™
I can see your dirty pillows!!!!
We must have one of the Cabana boys wash those pillows!
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post #34 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:57am
billy offered us cordials. I'll take one.
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post #35 of 225
1/9/04 at 1:59am
Very good, madam. Will you be requiring the cucumber mint rejuvinating cream or the apricot lavender exfoliating masque?
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post #36 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:00am
Shhhhhh! We're working together. She lures them here and I take the pictures from behind this large two way mirror.


Available in 6x4 and 3x5. Order Now.
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post #37 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:02am
Paypal IM PM Email sent.
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post #38 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:03am
Can I be the physical labor cabana boy....with my muscular tanned physique and supermodel looks.
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post #39 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:05am
Take a number pally, and pick a knothole.
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post #40 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:08am
OOOOooh!
Let's talk about boys!

Abe Vigoda is soooooo dreamy....

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post #41 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:12am
Oh my God, what is Abe Vigoda doing here! Funny!
Night-night. It's late for me, but I'll have sweet dreams tonight of yummy cordials and creams and pretty nails and bras, thanks to you girls and the guys' efforts to get in.
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post #42 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:22am
I promise you girls I'm a hundred times more good looking, tanned, and muscular then any of these pale, pasty, flabby, internet nerds here.
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post #43 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:26am
I promise I'm better looking than Abe Vigoda.
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post #44 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:34am
I promise I'm better looking than Abe Vigoda's taint.
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post #45 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:36am
I dont think either of those would be hard to beat.
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post #46 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:39am
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All of a sudden I am reminded of Madeline Khan in History of the World:

"No. No. No. No. No. No. YES! No. No. No. No. No. No. YES!..."
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post #47 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:41am
Quote:
Originally posted by DJ Dylan
I dont think either of those would be hard to beat.
*slaps head*
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post #48 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:41am
So....im the front runner for the Cabana boy right???? Right???? My impecable(wtf?) looks will demolish all!
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post #49 of 225
1/9/04 at 2:45am
Impeccable. That puts me in the lead.
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post #50 of 225
1/9/04 at 6:48am
Did I miss the party?

I turned up with my bottle of Baileys and my organic face mask and it looks like I missed everybody...
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