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post #1 of 251
Thread Starter 
Alright men, get your muscle shirts, headbands and TV remotes ready. We're in for quite a ride here. This is the thread for MANLY MEN to talk about MANLY MAN things like sports, booze, sex and women, guns, and cars. I'm taking applications for sexy scantily dressed CHUD Women to serve us cold beer and food. So MANLY MEN come now and join the club. CHUD Women are welcome to join us. (Send qualifications and noodz to captaincanada84@hotmail.com)
post #2 of 251
HOT DAMN! *Opens Miller High Life and bag of corn chips*

Yeah, man. Burly, manly men hangin out and getting drunk and bonding and stuff. This is TOTALLY the place for me! Dylan, pass me that Playgi...er, Penthouse.
post #3 of 251
*scratches balls*

*launches snot rocket*

*unfolds hot rod magazine*
post #4 of 251
I could easily crush all of you.
post #5 of 251
Remember the girl next door? I ran her over.

*BURP*
post #6 of 251
Where's all the wimmins?? Billz! Find us a hooker.
post #7 of 251
<Puts on fake mustache>

Pass the corn chips!
post #8 of 251
Thread Starter 
<passes Scott Penthouse>


*FAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTT!!!!*
That's more like it.

"SOMEBODY GET ME MY COLT 45.... I NEED MY MALT LIQUOR!!!!"

*scratches balls furiously*


Alright, let's get some MANLY MAN conversation going on here. So how bout them Titans? Or how bout hot rods? or, sex?
post #9 of 251
*strolls in, kicks off his steel toed boots, sets down case of MGD*

Where all the broads at?
post #10 of 251
Yeah, sex! Blow jobs kick ass! And stuff...
post #11 of 251
Time for some shirts vs. skins action. Count off by twos.
post #12 of 251
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sister Gracie Lou
<Puts on fake mustache>

Pass the corn chips!
We dont eat no damn corn chips in this here room. We're all about the Bar-b-que chips.....wait a second....you're no man, I can tell you have breasts....and that mustache is FAKE!!! I expect to see your application in my mailbox soon!!!!
post #13 of 251
It's like a sausage factory in here.

Who wants a cohiga? I've got a box full and I'm feeling gernerous.
post #14 of 251
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by billzæbub
Time for some shirts vs. skins action. Count off by twos.
Tackle?
post #15 of 251
Who ordered the six pack-o-hookers?
post #16 of 251
*kicks in door, pumps shotgun*

LOCK AND LOAD!

*fires round into ceiling*

*plaster falls down on Dylan's head*

"Oh shit, Dylan, are you ok? Have a brew!"

*Gives Dylan a Pabst Blue Ribbon*
post #17 of 251
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Momotaro
It's like a sausage factory in here.

Who wants a cohiga? I've got a box full and I'm feeling gernerous.
You did step into the Manly Man Thread. I'll take a Cohiga!
post #18 of 251
Quote:
Who ordered the six pack-o-hookers?
I think Bunny and Dylan did. They're in the corner by the...er...'water pipe'.
post #19 of 251
Quote:
Originally posted by DJ Dylan
I expect to see your application in my mailbox soon!!!!
Why don't you slip your application into HER box?
post #20 of 251
Thread Starter 
ALRIGHT!!!! Rath brough a gun...and PBR. It'll have to do until I get some lady to do me the favor of retrieving my 40 from the fridge. This room keep getting better and better.
post #21 of 251
Thread Starter 
The hookers shoudl be here any minute. Fine fine hookers...the finest in the land.
post #22 of 251
Quote:
Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
Uh oh! Everyone better clear a space. I feel a swordfight comin' on.
I got 10 on Rath, for obvious reasons.
post #23 of 251
Quote:
Originally posted by DJ Dylan
Tackle?
No dude, that Gracie dude is a chick. And she's a two.
post #24 of 251
Thread Starter 
Scott, I'll have to ask if she's taking applications. But...I have one ready if she wants it.
post #25 of 251
Here Dylan, you can have my woman. She's out in the Camero.
post #26 of 251
Quote:
Originally posted by DJ Dylan
The hookers shoudl be here any minute. Fine fine hookers...the finest in the land.
Does this mean they have pee-pees? I'm up for some exotic shit.
post #27 of 251
Thread Starter 
Rath, You...Me... middle of the circle. Knife fight to the death.
post #28 of 251
You see that girl that walked by the window. You know she wants to get fucked and I'm just the guy to do it. HAR HAR HAR...

*Bottle of viagra falls out of sweetpant's pocket*
post #29 of 251
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
Here Dylan, you can have my woman. She's out in the Camero.
Nah man, she's your woman. I dont screw other people's womens.
post #30 of 251
*Puts down Penthouse* Boring issue. Hand me the shotgun. We need some kind of large animal head over our mantle.
post #31 of 251
*forms circle around Dylan and Rath*

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

KICK HIS ASS RATH! FUCK'M UP!
post #32 of 251
Thread Starter 
Billylove, I hope they dont have pee-pees. I paid for the ones without pee-pees this time.
post #33 of 251
SHIT, I GOT ONE OF THOSE IN MY CAMARO, TOO!

*goes out to Camaro, removes buffallo head. Sticks it on head of shotgun. Walks inside. Fires shotgun out of the buffalo's mouth. Hits the stack of Penthouse magazines*

SHIT!@
post #34 of 251
Recanting... didn't read.
post #35 of 251
/slips DJ a rubber knife
/ups his bet on Rath by 100
post #36 of 251
Thread Starter 
Bunny, what else would I use to fuck Rath's world up? Ive got a beer bottle, a knife, and my dick.
post #37 of 251
I'm not gonna fight you, Dylan. You can't fight the master.
post #38 of 251
Quote:
Originally posted by DJ Dylan
Billylove, I hope they dont have pee-pees. I paid for the ones without pee-pees this time.
Well detachables are fine.
post #39 of 251
Quote:
Originally posted by Connigit
*forms circle around Dylan and Rath*

Awesome! Time for the circle jerk already?!
post #40 of 251
When's the Donkey Lady getting here? I'm liquored up and I want a show!
post #41 of 251
Thread Starter 
Well, you fucked up my porno....so I must! You cannot defeat my Wu Tang Sword Style!!!

<pulls out samurai sword>
post #42 of 251
I don't see why any knife fight should begin with baby oil being applied liberally to your chest and backs.
post #43 of 251
I'M NOT FIGHTING DYLAN.

EVERYONE CHILL OUT OR I WON'T CALL MY HOT NYU FRIENDS.
post #44 of 251
Piss contest out back, after the fight.
post #45 of 251
Thread Starter 
Billylove, you found out my secret!!! The hookers are bi...and they bring dildos.
post #46 of 251
Oh I will KILL the pissing contest. Err...wait we going for duration, or aim, or what?
post #47 of 251
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
I'M NOT FIGHTING DYLAN.

EVERYONE CHILL OUT OR I WON'T CALL MY HOT NYU FRIENDS.
Drunken college chicks! Round'm up!
post #48 of 251
Quote:
Originally posted by Connigit
Oh I will KILL the pissing contest. Err...wait we going for duration, or aim, or what?
arc.
post #49 of 251
No master would toss out the first woman who entered, Rath.

* loads shotgun *

* Calls Alyssa Milano's private extention *

* Loads George Thorogood and The Beat Farmers on the juke *
post #50 of 251
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
I'M NOT FIGHTING DYLAN.

EVERYONE CHILL OUT OR I WON'T CALL MY HOT NYU FRIENDS.
Alright truce, you get to live this time.... young padawan. But ONLY because you are willing to bring hot NYU chicks to this manfest we have here.
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