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post #51 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:01am
Dylan, I have the Camaro of Righteousness. It has a trunk that contains every manly man accessory known to man.

Here, I had some porno in the back of the buffalo head.

It's yours.

*Hands Dylan a stack of the nastiest, filtiheist porno out there*
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post #52 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:02am
Quote:
Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
Scott, what say you?

Well, in my experience with Dylan- he's better with the bottle, if you know what I mean...*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
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post #53 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:02am
* Reminds Rath that real men never pass around their porno mags *
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post #54 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:02am
10 bucks if someone can a eat dried dog turd on the front lawn.
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post #55 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:03am
Quote:
Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
We need at least one chick so we can have a gang-bang. I'll go last - I wouldn't wanna stretch her all out before you fellas get a shot.
You much of a swimmer?
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post #56 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:03am
Thread Starter 
WOOOHOOO!!!!

<runs to bathroom to masturbate furiously...and to call hot drunken Greensboro chicks>
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post #57 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:04am
Ok, I called my NYU friends.

Talk about art, and drama, and plays, and you know, artsy shit. Say how much you love Inside the Actor's Studio.
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post #58 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:04am
Thread Starter 
Bunny, I think some of these Greensboro girls like gangbangs. Rath...what about yours?
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post #59 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:05am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Scott DuVall
Well, in my experience with Dylan- he's better with the bottle, if you know what I mean...*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
I am a god with the bottle. I'll drink all of you under the table!
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post #60 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:05am
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
Ok, I called my NYU friends.

Talk about art, and drama, and plays, and you know, artsy shit. Say how much you love Inside the Actor's Studio.
I've been known to lie.
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post #61 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:05am
Quote:
Originally posted by Farmer Vincent's fritters
You much of a swimmer?
I was a swimmer. Awesome at the long distance breaststroke. No, really... what's so funny about that?
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post #62 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:06am
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
*Hands Dylan a stack of the nastiest, filtiheist porno out there*
*Reads over Dylan's shoulder*
Hmm, what have we got here? Big Nasty Whores, Pancake Juggs, Wet, Wild and Incontinent, an issue of the Sears Catalog....where'd you get this crap?
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post #63 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:06am
Thread Starter 
Rath, I can do the artsy shit since I'm a film student. But....i better get some from these girls. This is MY party they are coming to after all.
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post #64 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:06am
Dylan, tell them you'll put them on Broadway and they'll do quite a bit. I'm not sure if they'll go THAT far, but hey, you never know.
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post #65 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:07am
Thread Starter 
Well, anything is better then nothing. Right?


<DING DONG>

Holy shit, the hookers!!!!
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post #66 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:07am
Best thread ever, and proof as what happens when chat is broke.
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post #67 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:07am
Rath, where's the corkscrew?

HEY RATH!

HEY RATH! WHERE'S THE DAMN CORKSCREW?
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post #68 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:07am
Quote:
Originally posted by Scott DuVall
I was a swimmer. Awesome at the long distance breaststroke. No, really... what's so funny about that?
Quote:
Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
Jizz washes off and is a great lubricant.
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post #69 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:07am
Man....Women be shoppin! Am i right? WOMEN...BE...SHOPPIN!
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post #70 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:08am
Quote:
Originally posted by DJ Dylan
I am a god with the bottle. I'll drink all of you under the table!
That's not all you'll do under the table, is it? IS IT? Yeah, thought so.
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post #71 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:09am
Quote:
Originally posted by wade
Man....Women be shoppin! Am i right? WOMEN...BE...SHOPPIN!
Chicks suck dick, yo.
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post #72 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:09am
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
Best thread ever, and proof as what happens when chat is broke.
Yep. Except we'd be talking like Pirates.
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post #73 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:10am
Thread Starter 
Some girl opens up their legs and slides their panties to the side....who knows what I would do!
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post #74 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:11am
Corkscrew's in the Camaro.
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post #75 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:11am
When you fags quit bein' homos, lets hit the showers.
*manly, totally hetero towel whip*
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post #76 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:12am
Thread Starter 
Gracie, you're back...and I still havent got your application or the noodz! I'll let you stay if you get my malt liquor from the fridge.
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post #77 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:13am
Thread Starter 
There will be no childish towel whippage here.
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post #78 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:13am
/puts on Road House

Man, I could do that, and not break a sweat. Patrick Swayze has nothing on me.
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post #79 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:13am
Quote:
Originally posted by Sister Gracie Lou
Yep. Except we'd be talking like Pirates.

The night is young. Once Django gets that corkscrew, anything is game.
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post #80 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:14am
I want chicken wings. Medium spicy.
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post #81 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:14am
Argggggg!
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post #82 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:14am
Screw RoadHouse, let's watch Aliens!
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post #83 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:14am
What'cha bench?
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post #84 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:15am
Quote:
Originally posted by billylove
/puts on Road House

Man, I could do that, and not break a sweat. Patrick Swayze has nothing on me.
Good call man!

Pain don't hurt.
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post #85 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:15am
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
Screw RoadHouse, let's watch Aliens!
Aliens is for metrosexuals.
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post #86 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:15am
Thread Starter 
450....with one arm tied behind my back!
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post #87 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:16am
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
Screw RoadHouse, let's watch Aliens!
Roadhouse shits all over Aliens- as a manly man movie.
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post #88 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:16am
Quote:
Originally posted by billylove
Aliens is for metrosexuals.
What the fuck is a metrosexual?

*smashes bottle*
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post #89 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:16am
Yo! Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
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post #90 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:16am
Thread Starter 
<reminds everyone about the hookers in the kitchen>

<asks Rath where his artsy hot drunk NYU girls are at>
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post #91 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:17am
Yeah, well, I'm gonna go fuck a bitch. Let me know when the ho's arrive.

Oh, and the NYU girls are here.
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post #92 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:17am
Navy SEALS pissed on Roadhouse's grave.

And I can get EG Daily here for a Hungry Man TV Dinner and cab fare...
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post #93 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:17am
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
What the fuck is a metrosexual?

*smashes bottle*
/Points to wade.
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post #94 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:18am
This is Tamara, Trisha, Miranda, Helen, Daphne, Michelle, Joy, Lucy, and Kelly.
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post #95 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:18am
<Goes to fetch Malt Liquor, but stays in the kitchen to do shots with hookers>
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post #96 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:18am
Thread Starter 
Alright, fight to the death over which movie is more worthy: Aliens or Roadhouse.
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post #97 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:19am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
This is Tamara, Trisha, Miranda, Helen, Daphne, Michelle, Joy, Lucy, and Kelly.
Alright!!!! Nice to meet these FINE ladiez. Which one of you likes movies?
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post #98 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:19am
I'll take Zuniga, Johnson, and Tamara. I already have Taj and Tia. I want the set.
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post #99 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:20am
Thread Starter 
Damnit Gracie, dont make me come in there!!! I want my Colt now!!!
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post #100 of 251
1/9/04 at 3:20am
I vote Show Girls, but if I have to pick- Aliens.
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