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post #1 of 21
1/9/04 at 2:49am
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That's what I want. Fuck the others.

Shitkickers. Ballbreakers. Chicks who can open beer bottles with their teeth and hide the hipflask in their bra.

We will be accepting applications for a Cigarette Girl. Must look good wet, lapdance, and row shambo.

Send a list of your qualifications...and shoe size.

Gaby Hoffmann need not apply...
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post #2 of 21
1/9/04 at 2:59am
Django wins.
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post #3 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:05am
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Always do, Darlin'. Always do.
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post #4 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:19am
And this is what the lucky man wins



It's Reno Time. Prepare to become the bitch
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post #5 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:21am
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You leave Uncle Mitch outta this. We're in his debt.

He showed great courage.
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post #6 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:23am
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Now that's Reno...
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post #7 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:24am
I'm a Rawhide girl, myself.
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post #8 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:28am
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I'm all about Mrs. Johnson myself.

She fought trucks with Lord Estevez.
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post #9 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:29am
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Originally posted by Sister Gracie Lou
I'm a Rawhide girl, myself.
Don't you dare turn me on.
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post #10 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:30am
Yes, but Clancy is The Kurgan, Sgt. Zim AND Brother Justin. His coolness factor is immeasurable.
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post #11 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:34am
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So by that rationale if I fight Christopher Lambert and make Casper Van Dien cry...
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post #12 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:35am
He's also Mr. Crab on Spongebob. Ya forgot that one.
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post #13 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:36am
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Originally posted by Momotaro
He's also Mr. Crab on Spongebob. Ya forgot that one.
That was going to be my trump card!
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post #14 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:51am
Beat you to it.

*There can be only one, Highlander*
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post #15 of 21
1/9/04 at 4:27am
Gaby Hoffman was awesome in her day. What's she do now?

I know Anna Chlumsky is a Zagat food critic, is she something suitiably pathetic, or just Ricci's best friend?
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post #16 of 21
1/9/04 at 9:55am
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Originally posted by Sister Gracie Lou
Yes, but Clancy is The Kurgan, Sgt. Zim AND Brother Justin. His coolness factor is immeasurable.

He's also Lex Luthor on the Superman animated series.
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post #17 of 21
1/9/04 at 10:17am
And Capt. Hadley from Shawshank Redemption.
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post #18 of 21
1/9/04 at 10:23am
In addition, I would like to observe that the presence of Janet Reno makes this more of a Burly Girl thread.
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post #19 of 21
1/9/04 at 10:32am

Re: The Surly Girl Thread

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Originally posted by Striding Cloud Django
That's what I want. Fuck the others.

Shitkickers. Ballbreakers. Chicks who can open beer bottles with their teeth and hide the hipflask in their bra.

We will be accepting applications for a Cigarette Girl. Must look good wet, lapdance, and row shambo.

Send a list of your qualifications...and shoe size.

Gaby Hoffmann need not apply...
Take my ex-wife...please!
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post #20 of 21
1/9/04 at 12:02pm
Clancy Brown voices Mr. Crab?!?!?!
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post #21 of 21
1/9/04 at 12:26pm

Re: The Surly Girl Thread

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Originally posted by Striding Cloud Django
That's what I want. Fuck the others.

Shitkickers. Ballbreakers. Chicks who can open beer bottles with their teeth and hide the hipflask in their bra.

We will be accepting applications for a Cigarette Girl. Must look good wet, lapdance, and row shambo.

Send a list of your qualifications...and shoe size.

Gaby Hoffmann need not apply...
It occured to me that Anna Nicole Smith fits the qualifications. Well, except for looking good wet.
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