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Top 10 Worst Movie Titles

post #1 of 21
1/9/04 at 12:57pm
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RetroCrush
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post #2 of 21
1/9/04 at 1:00pm
Dumb and dumberer and Master and Commander should have been on here.
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post #3 of 21
1/9/04 at 1:28pm
"Constantine"
"Army of Darkness" (It should have been "Medeival Dead" as originally planned)
"Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
"Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever"
"2 Fast 2 Furious"
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post #4 of 21
1/9/04 at 1:30pm
Mind you, this is an older list.
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post #5 of 21
1/9/04 at 1:36pm
i think "bend it like beckham" was a good title, provided of course that you know who beckham is, and if you live pretty much anywhere except in the US, you know who beckham is, whether you want to or not.

[slowpulse]
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post #6 of 21
1/9/04 at 3:30pm
Van Helsing.
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post #7 of 21
1/9/04 at 4:54pm
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Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
Van Helsing.
I know! There had better be a Van in that movie to run the vampires over with.
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post #8 of 21
1/9/04 at 5:03pm
I, personally, think it should have been called Aussie Dracula and the Wonder Brigade Vs. The Hair Extensions of Doom
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post #9 of 21
1/9/04 at 5:05pm
"Racist Hero: Damn he hate Vampires. What did they ever do to him?"
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post #10 of 21
1/9/04 at 5:07pm
"Shoulda Been Directed By Coppola With Anthony Hopkins"
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post #11 of 21
1/9/04 at 5:50pm
Jesus Christ Vampire Killer, just saying it doesn't scream well made.
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post #12 of 21
1/9/04 at 6:03pm
I'm so glad Hope Floats is on that list.

Though I like the titles for Incredibly Strange Creatures... and Step Into Liquid.

I would have added Dr. T and the Women, which sounds like a Z-grade drive-in kind of movie, and which I always want to call Mr. T and the Women. The fact that it's also about a gynecologist brings strange, bad ideas into my mind.
Speaking of which, surely they could have invented a better title for What's Eating Gilbert Grape? I always have to silently answer that question with "Mary Steenburgen", which is not the part of that film I'd like to think of every time I hear the title.
I think The Life Aquatic is a bad title, too.
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post #13 of 21
1/9/04 at 10:20pm
My pic:
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Although, I think the name only adds to it's charm.

Also, The Man Who Wasn't There is entirely needless when the simple (and orginal title) The Barber would have sufficed.
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post #14 of 21
1/10/04 at 3:36pm
I don't know about the worst title, but I'm sick of all these Gerund-Noun titles we're seeing lately. Saving Silverman, Serving Sara, Owning Mahowny, the list goes on. It seems like there's always one in development, too.
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post #15 of 21
1/10/04 at 10:21pm
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Rath=Douchebag.

But as for me, "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo" has to be the worst title ever.
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post #16 of 21
1/10/04 at 10:39pm
What, you don't think that Aussie Dracula and the Wonder Brigade vs. The Hair Extensions of Doom is a good title for a movie?

Cause I'd see it.

And Van Helsing IS a bad title for a movie. It should have been something like "Van Helsing's Chronicles" (Sequel Potential, and the name of Coppola's rumored 'sequel' to Dracula) or "Van Helsing, Vampire Hunter" or, I don't, know "Van Helsing, The First Male Slayer"

Or I'm retarded and a douchebag, so you can take your pick. I'm just sayin that's a bad title for a movie.
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post #17 of 21
1/10/04 at 10:40pm
Thread Starter 
Yeah, right....
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post #18 of 21
1/10/04 at 10:43pm
If you want to discuss this further, please PM me.
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post #19 of 21
1/10/04 at 11:29pm
That was Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. and it tells you everything you need to known.

It's about Jesus, who gets reserrceted in Ottawa and battles Vampires
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post #20 of 21
1/13/04 at 3:47pm
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Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
Aussie Dracula and the Wonder Brigade vs. The Hair Extensions of Doom
I think Van Helsing is a fine title, but anything called Aussie Dracula and the Wonder Brigade vs The Hair Extensions of Doom would be worth my time, ESPECIALLY, if it was to appear at the local Megaplex and not on some direct to video movie going experience... not that all movies in the theater are great or all direct to video movies are bad or anything like that...
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post #21 of 21
1/13/04 at 4:17pm
Padre could wipe the floor with Van Helsing any day of the week, and get wood while doing it.
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