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| For those not invested in Variety's ass injuring dialect, re-skedding and distribs are slightly quicker ways to say rescheduling and distributors. I can only imagine these folks in the bedroom saying "Honey, thank God I circummed my 'nis or you'd not know the face of Baldhammer™. Annoying. |
That was the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. Thank you. This place is awesome.
I thought about posting this in the "Chewers" forum but it's just turned into 'Tardville if you haven't been there lately.
I'm a little scared about this type of writing, though. I sincerely hope it doesn't catch on. It has shades of Orwell's 1984 and doublespeak.
