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post #51 of 58
I was spoiled the last time I went to a strip club. My recently divorced cousin an' I decided to go take advantage of his newly found freedom and headed down to a hole in the wall called "Temptations".

About 30 mins. in and we were pretty much gettin' it on with a coupla lil' hotties, shoving tongues down these girls throats, suckin' on tits, rubbin' cootch, watchin' them make out with each other. t'was great!!

We stayed till closing, and after nearly 4 hours spent with the same girls doin' all this nasty shit, I only shelled out $80. S'unfortunate the club closed down recently, unbeatable prices, and some fine lookin' girls that know how to work hard for the money.

So now I'm pissed, cuz I know that if I visit another strip club, I'm never gonna be treated to anything as cool as that again, real disappointing.
post #52 of 58
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post #53 of 58
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Originally posted by Nelson is testing Agrep
Most, if not all strip clubs in the US suck. The only decent one there ever existed was the Gold Club in Atlanta. The rest are filled with over-body-pierced, fuckin'-tatoo-in-every-place-conceiveable, cigarette burnt, bullet-hole & cellulite-ridden women. Even the ones in Vegas and LA are getting fuckin' lame.

There's nothing like the ones on Montreal. Women there fine, fine, fine!!!!
Yes, cuz Heaven knows you've been to EVERY strip club in America to make that assessment. This is your average Canadian pandering and makes no valid case. I'm not doubting you that the clubs up in the Great White North are nothing short of excellent, but to downright dog the ones here at home? Complete horseshit.
post #54 of 58
I go to this pretty ratty establishment. Occassionally, you see a dog or two, but sometimes they can be very beautiful. And if you're kinda good looking, they LOVE it, because being that its a ratty place, the less attractive men go there. So often, they'll ask me if I want to go to the VIP room, which I am a regular at, and I'll say no.

The best thing about that is, some will then just leave you alone, and others will sit with you and you can have a nice conversation with them. Ain't nothing better than chilling with a beautiful woman when you're not horny, just shooting the shit. Struck up a nice relationship with this girl that looked just like Daisy Dukes (the pornstar, not the girl from DUKES OF HAZZARD) and she even asked me out.

Good times, those strip clubs.
post #55 of 58
In his own Travis Bickle kind of way, Verbal could make this the site of his first date with The Bowler.
post #56 of 58
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That picture is pretty funny.
post #57 of 58
The fraternity took the pledges to a strip club last friday. We had 20 people roll out there. It was pretty fun actually. Great night out with everyone.
post #58 of 58
I passed on an opportunity to go to a strip club tonight. It would have been pretty cool because it was mostly girls that were going. The problem was that I went out last night and spent about $50. And the strip clubs are in Columbus Georgia. I'm told they're not exactly the classiest of establishments.
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