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Why Jennifer is fuckin' awesome...

post #1 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:36am
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~ excellent taste in music
~ fantastic kisser (and not afraid to say so!)
~ savvy
~ loves rum... and lots of other alcoholic beverages, too
~ loves to travel
~ good sense of humour


Hey, if I don't toot my own horn, who will? Feel free to add to the list!
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post #2 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:38am
commence gross horntooting jokes....
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post #3 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:39am
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bite me
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post #4 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:39am
I'd toot her horn.

*high fives all the dudes, cuz they know what I'm talkin' about*
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post #5 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:40am
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laugharn, see above.
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post #6 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:41am
Wanna makeout?

(tee hee)
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post #7 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:47am
Also cue the "who's Awesome, and how did he get so lucky?" gross jokes...
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post #8 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:48am
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Originally posted by devincf
Also cue the "who's Awesome, and how did he get so lucky?" gross jokes...
Thanks for blowing up my spot, fucker.
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post #9 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:49am
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awesome left, he is no longer lucky.

another potential awesome had no patience and got with somebody else. his loss.
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post #10 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:52am
Jennifer, a girl like you is like a fine wine. Out of my price range :P
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post #11 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:53am
That Devin's a charmer!
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post #12 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:55am
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Actually, I'm even more precious. Can't be bought at all. But at least Dev realises he has no chance.
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post #13 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:57am
that Chick is overrated.
....but extremely humble, i heard.
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post #14 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:58am
I'm gonna need proof on that second one, Jenn.

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bite me
Saved you the trouble!
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post #15 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:01am
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WHY?!? This thread happens to be sorta fun. Why should we stop?
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post #16 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:02am
Jenn takes the block!
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post #17 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:04am
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Thanks a lot, Dan. Just feed the pervs even more ammo, why don't ya?
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post #18 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:05am
whiff of estrogen? Sorry, Malachi, Jennifer is a Chewer I met IRL and so I can joke with her.
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post #19 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:06am
I got nothing but lurve for you, Jennifer!
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post #20 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:06am
And her name is Jennifer...

All the Jennifers I know kick ass. So she must be no different.
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post #21 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:07am
I have not met Jenn IRL, but she has the hots for me, so I can joke with her too. All you other pervs can knock it off!
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post #22 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:09am
Hey Malachi, this is Jennifer's thread, take your Devin grudge to one of the other thousand Devin threads.
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post #23 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:13am
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Dan, you weren't supposed to give away my secret!



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Originally posted by Malachi Constant
And I've never even seen your face... yet I feel so compelled to joke with you.
Really? I've posted pics all over the place before...

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Funny.
That's what you'll say when you do find my pic.
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post #24 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:14am
Jenn, perhaps we should carry this on in private... and I don't mean messages. *does SEXXXY cat growl noise*
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post #25 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:14am
LMAO @ "IRL" on MBs. FYI, F all of U.
j/k, BTW.
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post #26 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:22am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Donald Wiskerando
Jenn, perhaps we should carry this on in private... and I don't mean messages. *does SEXXXY cat growl noise*
You really oughtn't to have said anything about that here. You bad, bad kitty you... *giggle*
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post #27 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:29am
Even though I don't know you Jennifer,

You're FUCKING AWESOME because we were both born on the same day this month.
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post #28 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:32am
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Cool! What's with so many people being born aroud then? Pisces is supposed to be sort of a special sign, but I don't see how that can be when there are so frikin many of us!

Or maybe we're, ya know... short bus speshul.

;p
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post #29 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:35am
Pisces forever!
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post #30 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:40am
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Originally posted by Jennifer
Cool! What's with so many people being born aroud then? Pisces is supposed to be sort of a special sign, but I don't see how that can be when there are so frikin many of us!

Or maybe we're, ya know... short bus speshul.

;p
Nice awesome list and all, but being a Pisces sold me. You are awesome.

Can you do any tricks?
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post #31 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:43am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gigolo Joe


Can you do any tricks?
Well I can do some fun things with a flag pole...
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post #32 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:44am
Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
Well I can do some fun things with a flag pole...
Hey now!
Pics are acceptable for proof.

Edited to add: I didn't even make any pole jokes.
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post #33 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:46am
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< ex-colorguard girl.

I might be able to drag up some pics from high school but they wouldn't really be worth it.
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post #34 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:46am
Quote:
Originally posted by Gigolo Joe
Hey now!
Pics are acceptable for proof.

Edited to add: I didn't even make any pole jokes.
Get your mind out of the gutter, she's just really good at hanging flags.
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post #35 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:48am
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Originally posted by Jennifer
< ex-colorguard girl.
Colorguard? Ususally that is associated with marching band. Can I guess which instrument you might have played......a bassoonist?
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post #36 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:51am
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Actually, I always went for the tubas and trombones. Oh wait, you mean what did I play? I was in orchestra- viola. And colorguard, on the flagline.
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post #37 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:53am
Ladies love the spit valve
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post #38 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:54am
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Originally posted by Jennifer
Actually, I always went for the tubas and trombones. Oh wait, you mean what did I play? I was in orchestra- viola. And colorguard, on the flagline.
I'm in, I'm in!

<=== Tuba player in symphony! (8 years: Junior High, High School and even some college)
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post #39 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:54am
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eww. out of the gutter! everyone!
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post #40 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:00am
While "spit valve" might sound nasty, it is in fact the cleanest part of your typical brass instrument. Think about that.
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post #41 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:01am
Come on, Jen. You're playing in The Sewer, remember?
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post #42 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:03am
Watch out, Carl's gonna talk about fucking his wife!
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post #43 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:05am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Carl Cunningham
Come on, Jen. You're playing in The Sewer, remember?
Well I didn't say to get completely out of the gutter... it was just getting a little bizarre there.

Flyarz, this thread is about me, not Carl.
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post #44 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:05am
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Originally posted by flyarz
Watch out, Carl's gonna talk about fucking his wife!
In Jen's thread? No... Well, wait.... the wheels are spinning.
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post #45 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:06am
Jen, that's not going to stop him.
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post #46 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:10am
Flyarz exaggerates.

Either that, or he's drunk.
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post #47 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:12am
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Or maybe both.
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post #48 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:13am
It's these White Russians. And the woman is giving me the LOOK...
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post #49 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:15am
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Orgasms are better.
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post #50 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:17am
I can personally attest to the affects produced by several rounds of White Russians.
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