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post #51 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:17am
Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
Orgasms are better.
Now you're talkin'!

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post #52 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:17am
I got nothing.
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post #53 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:18am
This might get weird again.
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post #54 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:21am
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Quote:
Originally posted by flyarz
I got nothing.
Then you need to learn.
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post #55 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:25am
Ok?
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post #56 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:26am
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Orgasm, Multiple Orgasm, Screaming Orgasm, they're all great and hella fun to order. Every bartender seems to have his own recipe, so there's a lot of variety out there, but it's almost always fantastic.
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post #57 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:27am
Typical Jen. She talks "orgasms" yet they have nothing to do with the actual thing.
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post #58 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:28am
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1 part each Amaretto, Kahlua, and Baileys. That's your basic Orgasm. Most of the others are based on that.
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post #59 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:29am
"Orgasm" is Carl's code word for "kid."
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post #60 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:29am
Mmm... that does sound good. And curiously close to the ingredients for White Russians.

Ever have some Russian Qualude shooters?
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post #61 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:30am
Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
Orgasm, Multiple Orgasm, Screaming Orgasm, they're all great and hella fun to order. Every bartender seems to have his own recipe, so there's a lot of variety out there, but it's almost always fantastic.
An orgasm bar? Hmm...I smell a franchise cooking.

Coyote Ugly 2: Coyote Orgasm on the Rocks
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post #62 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:30am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Carl Cunningham
Typical Jen. She talks "orgasms" yet they have nothing to do with the actual thing.
Hmmph. There's a reason for that.
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post #63 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:31am
Flyarz picks on me tonight.

I kinda like it. Too bad I have to go to bed soon (and the wife is SLEEPING! Can you believe it? I may actually not procreate tonight!)
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post #64 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:32am
Well, don't look to me for anything...
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post #65 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:33am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Carl Cunningham
Mmm... that does sound good. And curiously close to the ingredients for White Russians.
Some people just make a White Russian and throw in some chocolate milk and call it an Orgasm. The cheats.
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post #66 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:36am
I can hear you saying that with your cute new psuedo-Brit accent, too.
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post #67 of 151
2/10/04 at 2:45am
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I have an accent?
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post #68 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:03am
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so anyways...

back to the topic at hand, which was... oh that's right, how great I am!
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post #69 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:03am
What are we talking about again?
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post #70 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:04am
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Mostly me. And alcohol. Both fantastic things.
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post #71 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:09am
Unfortunately I wouldn't know much about either.

A shame really. Don't you think?
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post #72 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:25am
Because she starts threads like this and is by far one of the nicest and coolest people I've met on CHUD. Thanks Jen.
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post #73 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:31am
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You're very welcome.

Also notable is that she eats Banana Pudding icecream. And posts about it. That's a level of cool that most people don't even dream of.
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post #74 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:34am
They make that? holy crap I'm left out.

I was still eating peanutbutter and chocolate when this is out there, I'm so ashamed.
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post #75 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:37am
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It's the goods. And it's been out for years now. Where've you been, under a rock? ;p
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post #76 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:39am
Yes. But damn you Jen for pushing my rock aside to show me new food I will most likely eat too much of and fuck up my diet. Damn you.
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post #77 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:43am
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Can I offer you some pork cracklin? 'Cause I'm sure as hell not eating it! And if you're on the Atkins diet (are you?) you can eat as much as you want! :-D
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post #78 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:45am
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I just got one of the BIG pieces of vanilla wafer in my icecream! Woohoo!
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post #79 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:46am
Jen is also super cool because I bet she'd tell me how to take people off my ignore list since I don't know how they got there in the first place.
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post #80 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:48am
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Quote:
This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]
Hang on, I have to go learn how to take you off of my ignore list...
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post #81 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:49am
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Okay, go to "user cp" then "edit ignore list". Delete the names of people you don't want to ignore and click "update" and all should be fixed.
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post #82 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:49am
So I can say anything now and you won't see it. The posibilities are unlimitless.
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post #83 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:50am
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Oh, I would read it anyways.
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post #84 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:51am
If I'm on someone else's block list could I still see what they say? Thanks Jen for the info.
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post #85 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:51am
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I think so. You're welcome.
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post #86 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:54am
Yup...she's awesome.

And the sudden postings let me know where she went...
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post #87 of 151
2/10/04 at 3:57am
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Oh, did I stop talking? Sorry. I have the attention span of a gnat.
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post #88 of 151
2/10/04 at 8:57am
Jennifer is cool because:

-she thinks the first season of The Facts of Life (the one where there is, like 20 girls) is shit and they hit their stride in the second season, just like I do.

-she has the same name as my wife

-she finds the phrase "Uh Oh, Spaghettios" incredibly erotic

- I've seen her shotgun a huge bottle of Grey Goose (and proper decorum prohibits me from saying what happened to the bottle )

- and ONLY Jennifer could get away with starting an appreciation thread about herself...anyone else would be ripped to shreds.
How the Fuck did she manage to do that and not get insulted?


Rock on!
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post #89 of 151
2/10/04 at 9:35am
Can hold her drink...as long as it's just the one. Possibly seven. Definitley no more'n that.
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post #90 of 151
2/10/04 at 10:50am
She's a Woman Of CHUD, nuff said.
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post #91 of 151
2/10/04 at 11:15am
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Originally posted by thedudeabides
I've seen her shotgun a huge bottle of Grey Goose (and proper decorum prohibits me from saying what happened to the bottle )
decorum schmectorum! tell us dude. what is she gonna do, whoop your ass if you tell?
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post #92 of 151
2/10/04 at 12:59pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by thedudeabides
Jennifer is cool because:

- and ONLY Jennifer could get away with starting an appreciation thread about herself...anyone else would be ripped to shreds.
How the Fuck did she manage to do that and not get insulted?


Rock on!
Not only did I get away with it, but it also got up to 100 replies. Rock!

Shall we try for 150?
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post #93 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:02pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by Straxboy - An Anthony Hickox Film
Can hold her drink...as long as it's just the one. Possibly seven. Definitley no more'n that.
Hey, c'mon, four pints is pretty respectable for a girl. Especially at the rate we were drinking. Still can't figure out where that speshul kay feeling came from, though. 'T'ain't normal, I tell you!

Anyways, ever since then I haven't been able to so much as look at Stella Artois. The good news is that I'm back on the rum!
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post #94 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:04pm
Dear Jennifer,

Please show me your titties.

Thanks,

Brian Collins
aka billylove
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post #95 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:30pm
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Dear Billy,

I won't show you mine, but here are some tits for your enjoyment.

Jennifer
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post #96 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:32pm
Jen, the last time I clicked on one of your links (slang), I got elf anime cheesecake drawings. Fool me once . . .
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post #97 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:37pm
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You're going to click it anyways, Will.
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post #98 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:41pm
Most likely, yes.
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post #99 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:50pm
Dear Jennifer,

Those are some nice perky tits. I sure hope you have a nice ass, because I'll be honest. Those tits are smaller than what I was hoping for.

Your's truly,

Brian Collins
aka horny guy
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post #100 of 151
2/10/04 at 1:53pm
Jen even flirts with dorks (self included). She's A-Ok in my book!
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