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post #1 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:25pm
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From now on, if I don't like your post, I'm just gonna post Glen Campbell's mugshot. It will save us all (except for those kids on dial-up) a lot of time.
post #2 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:25pm
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Re: I'm done with snide commentary

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Originally posted by Donald Wiskerando
From now on, if I don't like your post, I'm just gonna post Glen Campbell's mugshot. It will save us all (except for those kids on dial-up) a lot of time.
post #3 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:29pm
Every time a jab artist throws his last punch, a weary world sighs and says, "There goes a legend."
post #4 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:30pm
...and did I ever tell you about the time I saw Glen Campbell in an airport lounge?
post #5 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:30pm
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post #6 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:31pm
Yeah, man. He was totally hitting on my mom. Oh, WAIT...
post #7 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:32pm
We agreed to call these things "Shelby's" right?
post #8 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:33pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rex Hudler
Yeah, man. He was totally hitting on my mom. Oh, WAIT...
post #9 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:35pm
...and that was totally the face he made when he...
post #10 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:37pm
Haha, R-LU is one of the best Chewers ever.
post #11 of 28
2/11/04 at 5:58pm
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Originally posted by gravedigger
Haha, R-LU is one of the best Chewers ever.
post #12 of 28
2/11/04 at 6:00pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte
post #13 of 28
2/11/04 at 6:14pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte
Quote:
Originally posted by Donald Wiskerando
post #14 of 28
2/11/04 at 6:17pm
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This is the best game of Tic Tac Toe ever.
post #15 of 28
2/11/04 at 6:19pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte


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post #16 of 28
2/11/04 at 6:19pm
Andre Dellamorte: Except, that I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson.
Rex Hudler: What's that?
Andre Dellamorte: Futility. That there's a time when you should just give up.
Donald Wiskerando: What kind of a lesson is that?
Andre Dellamorte: Did you ever play tic-tac-toe?
Donald Wiskerando: Yeah, of course.
Andre Dellamorte: But you don't anymore.
Donald Wiskerando: No.
Andre Dellamorte: Why?
Donald Wiskerando: Because it's a boring game. It's always a tie.
Andre Dellamorte: Exactly. There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless!
post #17 of 28
2/11/04 at 6:21pm
Let's play Global Thermo-Nuclear War:

post #18 of 28
2/11/04 at 6:21pm
I love the Rex cameo in your quote, dre.
post #19 of 28
2/11/04 at 6:22pm
SUPA - KOO!
post #20 of 28
2/11/04 at 6:36pm
Kinki?!
post #21 of 28
2/11/04 at 10:13pm
post #22 of 28
2/11/04 at 10:44pm
Quote:
Originally posted by CTDeLude
Kinki?!
You mean Dan's mom and Glen Campbell?
post #23 of 28
2/11/04 at 11:00pm
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I'm not sure what's worse, "Glen Campbell is Dan's Dad" jokes or "Andre Dellamorte is Dan's Dad" jokes.
post #24 of 28
2/11/04 at 11:09pm
I'm sure Rex Hudler made some trips to Chicago and/or Houston as a member of the visiting team circa 1983. There's door #3!
post #25 of 28
2/12/04 at 1:11pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Donald Wiskerando
I'm not sure what's worse, "Glen Campbell is Dan's Dad" jokes or "Andre Dellamorte is Dan's Dad" jokes.
But what you don't know is that they are one in the same.


I... am Glen Campbell.
post #26 of 28
2/12/04 at 1:19pm
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
post #27 of 28
2/12/04 at 1:26pm
She looks in the mirror and stares at the wrinkles that weren't there yesterday
And thinks of the young man that she almost married
What would I think if I saw Dan's Mom this way?

She picks up her apron in little girl-fashion as something comes into her mind
Slowly starts dancing rememb'ring her girlhood
And all of the boys she had waiting in line

Oh, such are the dreams of Dan's mom
You see ev'rywhere any time of the day
An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for Dan Laugharn

The photograph album she takes from the closet and slowly turns the page
And carefully picks up the crumbling flower
The first one I gave her now withered with age

She closes her eyes and touches the house dress that suddenly disappears
And just for the moment she's wearing the gown
That broke all their minds back so many years

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife
You see ev'rywhere any time of the day
An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for Dan Laugharn

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife
You see ev'rywhere any time of the day
An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for Dan Laugharn

Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife
post #28 of 28
2/12/04 at 1:32pm
Closing this thread. Andre... Don... please cut this out.
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