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Happy Birthday, Sean Bateman - White Suburban Punk

post #1 of 29
2/12/04 at 3:11am
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21 years old and likely drunk as a fucking lord right now. Happy birthday to a talented scribbler and "spirited" member of the neverending movie debate that is the CHUD boards.

Let's "do some crimes" indeed. And then blame society in a puddle of thine own blood.
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post #2 of 29
2/12/04 at 3:16am
Sick.

Happy freakin' Birthday!
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post #3 of 29
2/12/04 at 3:17am
Yes, Happy Birthday.

You lucky drunk.
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post #4 of 29
2/12/04 at 3:31am
Happy Birthday, young Sean. Just think, you've grown up on these here boards.

Poor sap.
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post #5 of 29
2/12/04 at 3:37am
Asshole beat me to it. I wanted to start this thread.

Kid's got chops. Kid's got balls of brass. Kid is fucking going places.

And I'm proud to call him my friend.

Go fuck shit up, Bateman. Make us proud.
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post #6 of 29
2/12/04 at 3:45am
Happy Birthday my Don Murphy hating brother. And many more hopefully.
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post #7 of 29
2/12/04 at 4:09am
The big 2-1, eh?

Just...fucking wow.

Hope you have a great one!
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post #8 of 29
2/12/04 at 4:11am
My quick review of this thread:

Holy fucking shit.
Oh my fucking god.
10/10.
Perfect.
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post #9 of 29
2/12/04 at 5:16am
I figure you were probably getting trashed at around midnight, so you won't be seeing this for awhile, but happy fucking birthday man. Hope you had fun (just not too much fun)
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post #10 of 29
2/12/04 at 7:51am
Strike a light guv'nor, Londoners the globe over wish you a fackin' cuntin' birfday, you muppet...

You can now bum men legally in most countries.
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post #11 of 29
2/12/04 at 8:48am
Happy birthday.

May a true sense of what is spiritually important come and float dove-like above your head, softly accompanied by crooning angelic voices.

Once you climb out of your puke-encrusted bathtub, that is.
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post #12 of 29
2/12/04 at 10:12am
They're letting this guy buy alcohol? Uh-oh.

Happy birthday, buddy.
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post #13 of 29
2/12/04 at 10:31am
Belated Birthday Greetings all around! Happy Happy!

Seems to share a b-day with someone very close to me...that's why it's belated.
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post #14 of 29
2/12/04 at 11:55am
Happy birthday Batman. You were always my favorite member of the JLA, next to Wonder Woman. I really didn't realize you're so young.
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post #15 of 29
2/12/04 at 12:01pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammy Jankis
Happy birthday Batman. You were always my favorite member of the JLA, next to Wonder Woman. I really didn't realize you're so young.
He's in his Year-One phase.
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post #16 of 29
2/12/04 at 12:03pm
Have the Best. Fucking. Birthday. Ever.
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post #17 of 29
2/12/04 at 12:05pm
I guess you go from being Master Bateman to Mister Bateman. Hey yo!!!!

Happy Birhtday!
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post #18 of 29
2/12/04 at 1:42pm
Don't do shots that have Tobasco sauce in them. Also, word to the wise. Do not attempt to use your cell phone when you are so drunk you can barely stand up and accidentally call Hellboy instead of your friend down the street.

God bless all of you. Your kindness is almost distracting me from an epic hangover the likes of which has never been seen on Valhalla. You guys are all the shit, except SJR.
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post #19 of 29
2/12/04 at 4:01pm
Happy Belated Birthday. I see that you are carrying-on the drunken tradition of calling every number in your cell-phone. Good work, Man!
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post #20 of 29
2/12/04 at 6:01pm
Happy Birthday, Batman!
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post #21 of 29
2/12/04 at 7:59pm
I'd make a hyperbole joke...but it's been done. By funnier people.

Happy Birthday, Bateman...I hope you lost a lotta brain cells!
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post #22 of 29
2/12/04 at 8:37pm
"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."

Happy Birthday, Bateman.
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post #23 of 29
2/12/04 at 10:37pm
Last time I spoke to the guy he was extremely inebriated, I decided to be cruel and linked him to the "You Fucking Dwarf" video. I suspect he had some sort of near death experience.

Happy Birthday Bateman, never be sober.
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post #24 of 29
2/12/04 at 11:43pm
Happy twenty-first birthday, Sean Does it feel any different being twenty-one than than before? It's actually pretty cool turning that age.
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post #25 of 29
2/13/04 at 12:08am
It rocks, homie.
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post #26 of 29
2/13/04 at 12:20am
Happy Birthday man. I've been 21 for almost a month now and I'm still celebrating. Have fun and don't die.
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post #27 of 29
2/13/04 at 3:31am
Dear Sean:

Many happy ketchuppy returns.

Love, Prala

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post #28 of 29
2/13/04 at 7:55am
Heh...that picture is always a tough act to follow, prala.

At any rate....Happy Belated Birthday, Sean!
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post #29 of 29
2/13/04 at 2:34pm
Status check:

Not dead, but feel like it.
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