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my non boyfriend is visiting

post #1 of 22
2/13/04 at 3:34am
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so....what should we do?
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post #2 of 22
2/13/04 at 3:38am
non-make out and have safe non-sex.
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post #3 of 22
2/13/04 at 3:39am
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i was thinking a strenous non-book read would work. :O
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post #4 of 22
2/13/04 at 5:00am
Get naked.

Eat tater tots.

Get dressed.

Repeat as needed.
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post #5 of 22
2/13/04 at 5:04am
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Eating tator tots? I like the term 'Playing Nintendo" myself.
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post #6 of 22
2/13/04 at 5:33am
I actually meant get naked, eat tater tots and get dressed.

Not sure what this "nintendo" thing your talking about is, but ok...
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post #7 of 22
2/13/04 at 7:23am
isn't "non boyfriend" just another term for "male friend"? if that's the case, do whatever you'd do with a female friend. i don't know... is he into toenail painting at all?
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post #8 of 22
2/13/04 at 7:27am
Wait 20 years and fall in love with him, like in When Harry Met Sally. In the present, have cake in a cafe and fake an orgasm.
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post #9 of 22
2/13/04 at 7:37am

Re: my non boyfriend is visiting

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Originally posted by prala is just for jk
so....what should we do?
Talk about boys.

Guys love that.
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post #10 of 22
2/13/04 at 8:51am
Punch him in the back of the head and yell, "TAG!"
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post #11 of 22
2/13/04 at 10:21am
So wait... you're single now?
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post #12 of 22
2/13/04 at 10:24am
Spend a platonic week of binge eating, drinking, and watching films you have no right watching.
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post #13 of 22
2/13/04 at 10:30am
Make a 1/16th scale model of Richard Roundtree out of dried pasta shapes.
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post #14 of 22
2/13/04 at 12:35pm
Make fun of fools. Push them.
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post #15 of 22
2/13/04 at 12:50pm
Two words, "midget porn".
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post #16 of 22
2/13/04 at 1:12pm
Ah screw it, have sex.
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post #17 of 22
2/13/04 at 1:43pm
There's only one thing left to do:

Strut.
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post #18 of 22
2/13/04 at 2:03pm
Knit sweaters?

I'm sorry... I'm a one trick pony.
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post #19 of 22
2/13/04 at 3:39pm
Back when I had a non girlfriend and she came to town, we'd rent a room in a small hotel, watch bad cable movies, eat bad take out food and fuck heartily.
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post #20 of 22
2/13/04 at 4:06pm
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We made bread. And are watching the Two Towers. He evidently does not understand the concept of a "two disc movie"....

Whats with the tater tot thing?
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post #21 of 22
2/13/04 at 4:09pm
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Originally posted by prala is just for jk
We made bread. And are watching the Two Towers. He evidently does not understand the concept of a "two disc movie"....

Whats with the tater tot thing?
If you have to ask, you don't need to know.
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post #22 of 22
2/13/04 at 4:18pm
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Originally posted by prala is just for jk
We made bread.
Damn kids and their slang.
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