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post #1 of 69
2/13/04 at 7:58pm
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Do your fucking homework, kids.

Trust me on this one.
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post #2 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:02pm
Learn your ABCs or no dinner for a week.
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post #3 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:02pm
The ABC's have an affect on the rest of your life!
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post #4 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:03pm
You're almost funny.
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post #5 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:05pm
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Funny or not, I learned the whole "do your homework" rule much earlier than you, it seems.
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post #6 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:06pm
Like you never fucked up in school before.
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post #7 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:07pm
Spend as much time as you can drinking and trying to play doctor. The finger painting will work itself out.
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post #8 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:12pm
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Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
Like you never fucked up in school before.
Fucked up a difficult test? Sure. Spent too much time having nervous breakdowns on the internet? Not so much!
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post #9 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:13pm
Ah yes...


Doctor...

Actually, no joke, I was a "pimp" in my kindergarten class. Had like, half the class of girls liking me. I lost my mojo the year after that though...don't know what happened exactly...
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post #10 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:14pm
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Did you start pooping your pants? Kindergarten girls don't dig that.
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post #11 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:14pm
You're waiting for it to happen again, Flyerz. Keep fucking waiting.
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post #12 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:15pm
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Waiting? It's already here!
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post #13 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:15pm
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Originally posted by flyarz
Did you start pooping your pants? Kindergarten girls don't dig that.
Nah, since I went to pre-school I got done that earlier...


The chicken-pox that horribly disfigured my face must have been the culprit...
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post #14 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:17pm
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Originally posted by flyarz
Waiting? It's already here!
You wish. I'm done here.
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post #15 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:18pm
Seriously Rath, what's with all the catchphrases lately?

What the hell is going on over there at NYU?
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post #16 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:19pm
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This is certainly a change of pace from the ass-kissing Rath of last week!
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post #17 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:19pm
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Originally posted by CTDeLude
Seriously Rath, what's with all the catchphrases lately?

What the hell is going on over there at NYU?
OH SNAP, as all the creepy Haley Joel Osment look-alikes like to say.
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post #18 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:21pm
If anything Flyarz...you're one damn aggressive SOB...
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post #19 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:21pm
Whilst walking on the backs of mom rogering message board members.

That was in response to flyarz's post.
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post #20 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:25pm
Flyarz, you're not funny.
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post #21 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:29pm
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That hurts, Dylan. That really hurts.
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post #22 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:31pm
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Originally posted by DJ Dylan
Flyarz, you're not funny.

Rapist!
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post #23 of 69
2/13/04 at 8:59pm
Eat shit, flyarz. You seem like you want Rath to go through another "asshole" phase.
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post #24 of 69
2/13/04 at 9:02pm
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Originally posted by Sean Bateman
Eat shit, flyarz.
But DON'T eat the paste!
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post #25 of 69
2/13/04 at 9:09pm
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Bateman, you say that like Rath actually left his "asshole" phase!
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post #26 of 69
2/13/04 at 9:10pm
*points*

There are exit doors at the side and rear of the cabin. Please use caution when utilizing them. Thank you.
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post #27 of 69
2/13/04 at 9:13pm
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Originally posted by flyarz
Bateman, you say that like Rath actually left his "asshole" phase!
He has his moments, but he is obviously improving. It just feels like a lot of you are trying to egg him on, like you enjoy this shit. I may be wrong, but that is how it seems to me and to other people.
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post #28 of 69
2/13/04 at 10:38pm
Seriously, what is this thread other than an attempt to belittle Rath?
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post #29 of 69
2/13/04 at 10:53pm
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Yeah, what the hell was I thinking? Parodying a guy who just discovered that he should be doing homework!

Shucks, I'm a fool!
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post #30 of 69
2/13/04 at 11:08pm
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I come from the Elaine Benis school of writing!!!
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post #31 of 69
2/14/04 at 12:12am
This thread makes me laugh.

One, Flyers is hella funny, along with pretty much everyone else in here with the pants pooping and the one liner responses.

Two, Rath taking this all to seriously and not letting it roll off his back.

Three, Bateman doing the exact same thing.

Four, DJ Dylan doing the exact same thing.

Rath, I advise you to get thicker skin. I said it three years ago, I'll say it again. THICKER SKIN.

This kinda stuff isn't gonna stop happening. Get used to it chief.
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post #32 of 69
2/14/04 at 12:33am
Wait, did Seahawk just make sense?
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post #33 of 69
2/14/04 at 12:46am
No, he didn't.

Nobody understands that this isn't just words on a screen for Rath. I get offended too from time to time, but i've learned to live with it. I don't know, maybe Rath hasn't. It gets to him for whatever reason. Maybe not severely, but if he ever has the need to fly off the handle it's because of shit people say to him. I'd take it seriously too if people called me psychotic all the time, even if it was being typed by people who don't even truly know me.

I don't know why you guys don't just lay off. You're trying to be cool, right?
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post #34 of 69
2/14/04 at 12:59am
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You guys are acting like this is the first parody thread ever created.
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post #35 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:00am
Yeah, it's not.

But this one most certainly has an agenda.
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post #36 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:01am
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And what's that agenda, Verbal? Humor?

Heavens no!
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post #37 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:03am
Forget it, it's over.
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post #38 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:04am
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Just what I thought, Verbal.
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post #39 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:06am
The point is, if it was anybody other than Rath you'd find no joy in creating a thread like this.
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post #40 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:07am
See, when Laugharn, Matchstick, Dellamorte, etc, do it, it's FUNNY. Even if it wasn't about me, this thread wouldn't be funny, because you so rarely are, flyarz.
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post #41 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:23am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Michael 'Verbal' Rabattino
The point is, if it was anybody other than Rath you'd find no joy in creating a thread like this.
Actually, I would. This has nothing to do with Rath. I'd parody anyone who is over a year into college and makes a stupid post saying, "Hey, it pays to do homework!"
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post #42 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:27am
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Nobody understands that this isn't just words on a screen for Rath.
It shouldn't be that way.
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post #43 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:29am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
See, when Laugharn, Matchstick, Dellamorte, etc, do it, it's FUNNY. Even if it wasn't about me, this thread wouldn't be funny, because you so rarely are, flyarz.
Hey, Rath, I've got this great AIM program that logs conversations that I have. Here's a few RathBandu selections from December of '03:

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RathBandu (4:34:18 PM): you are a funny, funny bastard
flyers130 (4:35:21 PM): thanks, i try
RathBandu (4:35:26 PM): no problemo
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RathBandu (4:56:59 PM): you are a funny, funny, satirical bastard
RathBandu (4:57:09 PM): but i've mentioned that many times already
flyers130 (4:57:16 PM): haha thanks
And from January, less than a month ago!:

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Rath: if andre is a mini-devin, can i be a mini-flyarz
Rath: or a mini-laugharn?
John: sure
Rath: ok cool
John: yeah
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post #44 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:33am
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Originally posted by Seahawk
It shouldn't be that way.
You should've kept your original post.
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post #45 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:36am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rath/Brendan
I'm done here.
Always a man of his word!
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post #46 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:39am
Quote:
Originally posted by Michael 'Verbal' Rabattino
No, he didn't.

Nobody understands that this isn't just words on a screen for Rath. I get offended too from time to time, but i've learned to live with it. I don't know, maybe Rath hasn't.
Actually, I did. And if Rath hasn't, he needs to start now if this whole thing is gonna get any better.

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It gets to him for whatever reason. Maybe not severely, but if he ever has the need to fly off the handle it's because of shit people say to him. I'd take it seriously too if people called me psychotic all the time, even if it was being typed by people who don't even truly know me.


Then ignore it. Let it go. Forget about it.

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I don't know why you guys don't just lay off. You're trying to be cool, right?
Nope. Because if Flyers did the same thing to me, I'd ignore it, or just laugh it off.
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post #47 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:41am
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If this is how Rath treats one of his Favorite Chewers (Note: HONORABLE MENTION) , I can't wait to see what happens to the Top 15.
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post #48 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:43am
Yeah, he respects you. For whatever reason. Can't return the favor?
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post #49 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:44am
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Originally posted by grim_fist
You should've kept your original post.
Shoulda. Ah well. I'll save my words for later, when there's actually a good reason to be a son of a bitch.
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post #50 of 69
2/14/04 at 1:46am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Michael 'Verbal' Rabattino
Yeah, he respects you. For whatever reason. Can't return the favor?
Um, are you reading the thread? He just said I am rarely ever funny.

Remember his attacks on Ross for no reason? And his attacks on Dylan for no reason?

Well, I'm the next guy in line. I'm honored, really. We should start a club, maybe, and get special jackets or something.
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