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I'm cramping

post #1 of 19
Thread Starter 
What an awful day!!

cramping, bloated, slept most of the day because I don't feel good

If that were not enough I wake up to the sound of my cat Cleo puking and what does she hurl on?

my keyboard!!

I get up, she darts right under my bed and proceeds to puke all over my storage chest.

Thankfully I have another keyboard but damn!!!
post #2 of 19
(if we don't say anything, maybe she won't hear us.)
post #3 of 19
Thread Starter 
Did I hear something?
post #4 of 19
When I saw the title of this thread my immediate thought was to say; "I'm sorry, honey." I'd swear my wife's maiden name is actually Pavlov.
post #5 of 19
After bowling in a tournament, in addition to regular league, since Friday my first thought was of the cramping in some of my fingers. But I guess the abovementioned kind sucks too...
post #6 of 19
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Originally posted by Kronos
After bowling in a tournament, in addition to regular league, since Friday my first thought was of the cramping in some of my fingers. But I guess the abovementioned kind sucks too...
She heard you. RUN!!!
post #7 of 19
Too tired...let her catch me...
post #8 of 19

Re: I'm cramping

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Originally posted by Buttercup
What an awful day!!

cramping, bloated, slept most of the day because I don't feel good.

While I cannot begin to fathom the horrible ordeal that you are going through, I can however sympathize. I humbly offer you this heating pad, box of herbal tea, and all the chocolate you can eat.(Sets items on the floor, backs away slowly.)
post #9 of 19
As a guy with an intestinal adhesion, I can't recommend Extra Strength Advil highly enough. Then again, you've probably been dealing with cramps longer than I have and probably know this.
post #10 of 19
I hope your cat's feeling better too.
post #11 of 19
Weird... My cat puked on our bedspread at about 3 in the morning..
post #12 of 19
Quote:
Originally posted by Seabass Inna Bun
As a guy with an intestinal adhesion, I can't recommend Extra Strength Advil highly enough. Then again, you've probably been dealing with cramps longer than I have and probably know this.
I don't know what that stuff is made of, but its a girls best friend.
post #13 of 19
That's ibuprofen, Diva. Don't mix it with alcohol, aspirin or any other anti-inflammatories.

Hope you feel better real soon, Buttercup.
post #14 of 19
Yeah, but I've taken other drugs with Ibuprofen and they don't work. There's something about Advil that does wonders for the uterus.
post #15 of 19
Wouldn't know about that, but it makes for a happy diaphragm.
post #16 of 19

Buy Advil!

We poor scientists here at Wyeth thank you for your support. [End Shill]

Seriously, Buttercup, hope you're feeling better soon! As I generally tell my girlfriend, try not to kill anyone unless they really deserve it.
post #17 of 19
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Diva
There's something about Advil that does wonders for the uterus.
So does Vicodin...the best cramp reliever there is
post #18 of 19
Thread Starter 
Thanks for the well wishes guys, a gal appreciates your support during these emotional times

Cleo? She's all better now and after that purging it's no wonder.
post #19 of 19
Quote:
Originally posted by Buttercup
So does Vicodin...the best cramp reliever there is
Believe me, if I could get my hands on those I would.
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