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If I'm not physically attracted to black women...

post #1 of 194
2/17/04 at 11:07am
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...does that make me racist?
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post #2 of 194
2/17/04 at 11:26am
No, but if you don't think Gabrielle Union is gorgeous it DOES mean you're certifiable.
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post #3 of 194
2/17/04 at 11:26am
No, not at all.
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post #4 of 194
2/17/04 at 11:32am
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Originally posted by Matt Carroll
No, but if you don't think Gabrielle Union is gorgeous it DOES mean you're certifiable.
I don't even think Halle Berry is attractive.
The only black celebrity I'm marginally attracted to is Vanessa Williams, but there's a lot of cream in her coffee.
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post #5 of 194
2/17/04 at 11:47am
Tyra Banks doesn't do anything for you?
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post #6 of 194
2/17/04 at 11:56am
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I think she looks like a space alien.
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post #7 of 194
2/17/04 at 11:59am
More unattainable women for me then...
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post #8 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:00pm
Start with the following:

Aisha Tyler
LisaRaye
Thandie Newton
Kellita Smith
Vivica A. Fox
Stacey Dash
Salli Richardson
Lisa Nicole Carson
Christina Milian

If they do nothing for you whatsoever, check your equipment to make sure it's functioning properly. If it is, return it to the manufacturer.

You have no use for it.
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post #9 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:01pm
Racist, no. Gayer than a tree full of monkeys, quite possibly.
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post #10 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:03pm
Micah, you should use that list as his guide for next years Babe Darft. With the exception of Lisa Nicole Carson that is.
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post #11 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:05pm
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Originally posted by Matt Carroll
Micah, you should use that list as his guide for next years Babe Darft. With the exception of Lisa Nicole Carson that is.
I have no idea as to what her current physical or mental state may be, but when she was on McBeal or in Eve's Bayou or Devil in a Blue Dress, she was SMOKING.
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post #12 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:06pm
Trade her in for Gina Torres, then.
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post #13 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:07pm
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I would bang Molly Shannon before any of the women on Micah's list.
How weird is that?
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post #14 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:08pm
Granted, the crazy factor doesn't help. But last I saw she had taken a Margo Kidder turn for the worse.

Her enormous breasts also helped her cause considerably I think.
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post #15 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:09pm
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And I would bang Alley Sheedy today before I ever got near Lisa Nicole Carson.
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post #16 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:09pm
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Originally posted by Seabass Inna Bun
Trade her in for Gina Torres, then.
Ehhh, if I'm going to choose hot black chicks who're known mostly for being on cheesy late SUnday night sci-fi syndicated shows, make mine She-Spies Natashia Williams.

Again, if she does nothing for you. Just quit. Living.

She is eligible for the draft, BTW, but I'm going with a theme this year that doesn't allow me to pick her or most of the other chicks I listed.
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post #17 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:12pm
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Originally posted by BobClark
I would bang Molly Shannon before any of the women on Micah's list.
How weird is that?
Dude, I was trying to work with you by giving you a lot of light-skinned, semi-straight haired chicks to work with.

But if you're seriously going to look at Thandie Newton, circa M:I-2, then run to Molly Shannon circa anytime in her life, Molly Shannon herself would slap the shit out of you and ask you if you're crazy.

Then, she'd probably go after Thandie as well.
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post #18 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:14pm
POST OF THE DAY!
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post #19 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:14pm
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cheesy late SUnday night sci-fi syndicated shows
I saw my first episode of Firefly last night. Had I known she was in the cast, I'd have made an effort to see it sooner. First I saw of her was in Matrix Reloaded.

Although I wouldn't give Natashia Williams the heave-ho for eating crackers in bed. In fact, I'd encourage it. Wah-wah-wah-wahhhhh.
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post #20 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:41pm
I can't imagine how that's not racist.
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post #21 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:44pm
Maybe he's gay.
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post #22 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:47pm
So does it make me a race traitor if I'd bang a puddle of warm vomit over Molly Shannon?

And yeah, I think Devin's probably right here.
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post #23 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:47pm
The thing I find most disturbing is Micah's utter disregard for the goodness that was Firefly. THAT'S offensive.
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post #24 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:48pm
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Originally posted by devincf
I can't imagine how that's not racist.
But even if so, is it a bad thing?
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post #25 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:49pm
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I would bang Viveca Fox before Barbara Bush.
Does that make me ageist?
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post #26 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:52pm
Are you asking if being a racist is okay?

Short answer: No.

Long answer: No, stupid, no.
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post #27 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:54pm
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Originally posted by BobClark
I would bang Viveca Fox before Barbara Bush.
Does that make me ageist?
Stop. You're just digging the hole deeper and deeper.
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post #28 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:55pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by Slater
Are you asking if being a racist is okay?
Only if the only thing defining me as a racist is not having a sexual attraction to black women.
I recognize beauty in many black women. But there's no sexual attraction.
Is that truly racist? And if so, why is that inherently bad?
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post #29 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:57pm
Can we please keep this discussion within the realm of hot girls? It's so much more interesting than yet another discussion of who's perceived as being a racist around here.

And Barbara Bush should never be used in that context again. Nasty.
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post #30 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:58pm
Because beauty and attraction go hand in hand for most guys. Because when you say that you'd rather have sex with an ugly white woman than a beautiful black one, there are obviously some deep-seated prejudices at work. Because you're clearly and frighteningly insane.
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post #31 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:59pm
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Originally posted by BobClark
Only if the only thing defining me as a racist is not having a sexual attraction to black women.
I recognize beauty in many black women. But there's no sexual attraction.
Is that truly racist? And if so, why is that inherently bad?
If you think an entire race of women, despite having as many varieties as anyone could ask for including Hispanic and White-looking women among them, cannot be sexually attractive, then...yeah. That's racist.

If you wonder why that's inherently bad.....don't know if there's enough time in the world to explain that.
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post #32 of 194
2/17/04 at 12:59pm
How long before he claims someone else had his log-in information? I say two hours.
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post #33 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:03pm
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Originally posted by Slater
Because beauty and attraction go hand in hand for most guys. Because when you say that you'd rather have sex with an ugly white woman than a beautiful black one, there are obviously some deep-seated prejudices at work. Because you're clearly and frighteningly insane.
1) Not always. Usually, but not always. There are plenty of beautiful old ladies that I wouldn't think of banging.
2) I was just kidding about the Alley Sheedy thing to make the point that Lisa Nicole Carson is a mess. I wouldn't touch either of them. Molly Shannon, though, her I don't consider an ugly white woman.
3) Boo.
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post #34 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:04pm
Well, it's your loss.
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post #35 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:05pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by Micah Robinson
If you think an entire race of women, despite having as many varieties as anyone could ask for including Hispanic and White-looking women among them, cannot be sexually attractive, then...yeah. That's racist.
I don't think they can't be. I know they can. Just not to me.
Halle Berry is a gorgeous woman and I can understand why plenty of guys would want to hit that. I'm just not sexually attracted. It's not a choice, it just is. Just like I'm not sexually attracted to men.
How is that racist? Why is that wrong?
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post #36 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:08pm
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Originally posted by BobClark
How is that racist?
Because your *only* basis for making a decision is skin color, you great dummy. How could that NOT be racist?
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post #37 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:14pm
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Originally posted by Slater
Because your *only* basis for making a decision is skin color, you great dummy. How could that NOT be racist?
Because it's not a decision. I didn't decide this anymore than I decided to be straight. I just am.
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post #38 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:17pm
This is ludicrous. Just because I may prefer redheads and not like blondes so much doesn't mean i never find blondes attractive. Not being attracted to ANY black women is NOT something you're born with. At best it's something trained into you at a young age.
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post #39 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:18pm
This thread is still missing the midget factor.
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post #40 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:19pm
Hate to bring up something Dev said, but if you still could be racist if you are sexually attracted (or even enter into sexual relations) with a black woman, how can it be that you are essentially a racist if you have no attraction what so ever?

Doesn't make a lick of sense.

That being said, you're a madman to think Aisha Taylor or the girl in the Chingy video I saw over the weekend is not attractive.

Mad...
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post #41 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:19pm
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Originally posted by BobClark
I would bang Molly Shannon before any of the women on Micah's list [ i.e. Aisha Tyler- gd].
Statements like that cause the universe to fold in on itself.
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post #42 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:21pm
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Originally posted by BobClark
Because it's not a decision. I didn't decide this anymore than I decided to be straight. I just am.
No to both of you. Preferring the gash over the weasel is biological. Preferring blondes to brunettes is a preference that's established over time and experience.
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post #43 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:21pm
Delude I tried to diagram your first sentence and discovered the secret to perpetual motion. Congrats.
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post #44 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:24pm
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Originally posted by BobClark
Because it's not a decision. I didn't decide this anymore than I decided to be straight. I just am.
No, no, and no.

It IS a decision. There is NOTHING that you find attractive in any white, hispanic, asian, or other type of woman that is not found in SOME black women somewhere.

Unless it is white skin with no tan whatsoever that is the sole determining factor for what you find attractive. Barring that, you're making a choice. What BIOLOGICALLY makes us find people or genders attractive has nothing to do with race or skin tone. That's simple science.

You are making a decision. It's racist, but more importantly STUPID.
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post #45 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:25pm
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Originally posted by devincf
Delude I tried to diagram your first sentence and discovered the secret to perpetual motion. Congrats.
Fixed.

Now go make some money with that secret...
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post #46 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:25pm
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Originally posted by CTDeLude
or the girl in the Chingy video I saw over the weekend is not attractive.

Mad...
Don't you talk about Rudy from the Cosby Show like that!
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post #47 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:25pm
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Originally posted by devincf
This is ludicrous. Just because I may prefer redheads and not like blondes so much doesn't mean i never find blondes attractive. Not being attracted to ANY black women is NOT something you're born with. At best it's something trained into you at a young age.
Now you're just making shit up.
Sexual attraction is 99% chemical. It's hard wired into us.
Plus, I did say I was marginally attracted to Vanessa Williams. So the potential is there for me as well.
If I fell in love with a black woman, I would probably develop a sexual attraction for her. But on a superficial level, I have yet to see a black woman that makes me say "I want to hit that!"
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post #48 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:29pm
No it's not and study after study have proven that. Events in your early childhood will significantly determine what you're attracted to.
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post #49 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:30pm
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Originally posted by Micah Robinson
Don't you talk about Rudy from the Cosby Show like that!
Was that her? I thought she looked like her but I didn't think it was her. Hence me saying she was attractive. From watching Celebrity Mole I would think they weren't the same people.

Anyways there was some other video that had one really HOT woman wearing kind of suit attire and glasses in a library but acting decidingly unlike her dress. Poor woman had to see that rapper nekkid!
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post #50 of 194
2/17/04 at 1:30pm
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Originally posted by Slater
No to both of you. Preferring the gash over the weasel is biological. Preferring blondes to brunettes is a preference that's established over time and experience.
Both you and Micah must have fallen asleep during the same biology class.

How is not being sexually attracted to certain physical attributes racist and stupid and wrong?
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