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Top 5 movies you never want to see

post #1 of 35
2/17/04 at 3:06pm
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1. The Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie(if you heard of this, you know what I'm talking about)
2. The Cat in The Hat ($$$$..the Suess family can go to hell)
3. Garfield (Childhood=Raped)
4. XXX2( the first sucked so much bollocks)
5. Son of Mask (Smokin!!!....crack.)
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post #2 of 35
2/17/04 at 5:09pm
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"-I didn't like the one from the '70s and I sure as hell don't want to see this one.
"Atlantis"
The rest of the Halloween movies-the first one scared the hell out of me, and the third one is just plain CREEPY. (Not good creepy)
"Honey"
"Ella Enchanted"
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post #3 of 35
2/17/04 at 5:22pm
Anna, Will Chan is in the new Vanity Fair.
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post #4 of 35
2/17/04 at 5:23pm
I know, I got that issue.
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post #5 of 35
2/17/04 at 5:25pm
So did I. Will Chan is on my dartboard.
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post #6 of 35
2/17/04 at 5:26pm
I think someone's jealous.....
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post #7 of 35
2/17/04 at 6:35pm
No matter what else I hear about them, I never want to see Irreversible or Ichi the Killer.
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post #8 of 35
2/17/04 at 6:55pm
Harry Potter. Any of them.
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post #9 of 35
2/18/04 at 2:26am
Quote:
Originally posted by Agent 86
Harry Potter. Any of them.
I must agree.
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post #10 of 35
2/18/04 at 2:29am
Van Helsing
Radio
Tomb Raider 2
Slappy and the Stinkers
Alone in the Dark
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post #11 of 35
2/18/04 at 6:49am
I'm with muncie girl on a lot of these...

The Accused
Irreversible
I Spit On Your Grave
Ichi the Killer
Natural Born Killers

Not crazy about rapine or the old ultraviolence. I've no plans to watch any hentai, ever.
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post #12 of 35
2/22/04 at 10:54am
"Mr Deeds", with Adam Sandler
Any Forthcoming Austin Powers Sequel
Mel Gibson's "We Were Soldiers of the Christ"
(Insert video game title here)
Brett Ratner's "The Thing 2"
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post #13 of 35
2/23/04 at 3:26pm
Tomb Raider and its sequels
Ashton Kutcher comedies

but serisously...
5. Tears of the Sun
4. Dogville
3. Driving Miss Daisy
2. The Ring 2
1. the next iMovie by Robert Rodriguez
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post #14 of 35
2/28/04 at 10:18am
I have to chime in with the other ladies here.

I saw The Accused and it totally did me in. Everytime I first see a pinball machine, anywhere, that scene is the first thing that comes to mind. Whew. That was rugged for me. I had to keep stopping the tape and leaving the room, repeatedly, to get through that scene. Yowza!

Which is the main reason (besides the head bashing) as to why I would never see Irreversible.

Add:

Kill Bill
I Spit On Your Grave
Ichi the Killer
Natural Born Killers
and about 50 others

I have never watched the curb scene in American History X. I only know that it takes place and when to look away and cover my ears.

I own and love Braveheart, but even some scenes in there are difficult for repeat viewings. My heart aches too much and my gut gets too wrenched.
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So yes, The Passion of the Christ gets added to the list as well.

Strangely enough, I did make it through some of Robocop, which surprises me to this day. I wouldn't watch it again though.
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post #15 of 35
2/28/04 at 11:44pm
The Cat in the Hat
Any straight to video sequel of a Di$ney movie
Cannibal Ferox- The movie were they actually kill a turtle
Dogville
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post #16 of 35
6/27/05 at 4:34pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by I am not Davey Havok
Cannibal Ferox- The movie were they actually kill a turtle
Cannibal Holocaust is the film where they kill the turtle, although there are plenty of animals killed in Cannibal Ferox.

1.I spit on your grave - The rape scene in Irreversible was enough for me.
2.Any upcoming Tarantino films.
3.Jerry Bruckheimers cgi crap-fests.
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post #17 of 35
6/27/05 at 4:36pm
I like movies, so I will see any film, more or less.
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post #18 of 35
6/27/05 at 4:53pm
Why the DOGVILLE avoidance?

I've always said I had no reason to see BOYS DON'T CRY, because that story gutted me when it was in the news, and I don't want to watch it dramatized. But if I caught it on cable from the beginning, I'd probably give in and sit through it. Nothing else comes to mind, though I can't imagine ever sitting through FIERCE CREATURES again.
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post #19 of 35
6/27/05 at 5:05pm
I love movies, but much like restaurants, I try to avoid movies that seem bad or pretentious for the sake of being pretentious.

1. Theodore-Rex
2. Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
3. Solaris (Clooney version)
4. Shakespeare in Love
5. Exit to Eden
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post #20 of 35
6/28/05 at 2:25am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moltisanti
3. Solaris (Clooney version)
c'mon, give it a shot.
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post #21 of 35
6/28/05 at 7:44am
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf
I like movies, so I will see any film, more or less.
Me, too. I've seen most of the films mentioned here.
But there are films I've no intention of seeking out:
  1. The Princess Diaries 1/2
  2. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and fabulous (I caught about 30 min. of the first one *shudder*)
  3. Beaches/Steel Magnolias/Prince of Tides/The Mirror has two Faces, stuff like that, with Bette Midler or Barbra Streisand.
  4. Cat in the Hat/Garfield/Son of Mask, i.e. CGI Crapfests.
  5. Any Deuce Bigalow or Scary Movie sequel. White Chicks
The point that I don't belong to the target audience for any of these films is not lost upon me.
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post #22 of 35
6/28/05 at 9:35am
1. Ella Enchanted
2. XXX - let alone XXX2
3. Wild things 2 or 3
4. The Passion of the Christ.

Actually there are loads more. I work on the theory there is not enough time to see everything so i just see the things that interest me.
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post #23 of 35
6/28/05 at 10:27am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moltisanti
I love movies, but much like restaurants, I try to avoid movies that seem bad or pretentious for the sake of being pretentious.

1. Theodore-Rex
2. Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
3. Solaris (Clooney version)
4. Shakespeare in Love
5. Exit to Eden
Dude, the first two I can dig, but SOLARIS is spellbinding, SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE is wonderful and EXIT TO EDEN has full-frontal Dana Delany nudity (when Delany was hot stuff). Sure, it also features Rosie O'Donnell in bondage leathers but that's why DVDs have scene selection.
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post #24 of 35
6/28/05 at 10:30am
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf
I like movies, so I will see any film, more or less.
My sentiments exactly, being a movie geek means you take the good with the bad. And the bad can sometimes be great!
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post #25 of 35
6/28/05 at 11:02am
Quote:
Originally Posted by tommy five-tone
Dude, the first two I can dig, but SOLARIS is spellbinding, SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE is wonderful and EXIT TO EDEN has full-frontal Dana Delany nudity (when Delany was hot stuff). Sure, it also features Rosie O'Donnell in bondage leathers but that's why DVDs have scene selection.
I figured SOLARIS would ruffle some feathers but I just can't fathom seeing Clooney beg to be taken seriously. I haven't seen the original SOLARIS but I'll watch that in a second before the remake. SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE makes the list because the triple threat of Paltrow, Affleck, and the less talented Fiennes brother is just scary. The sight of O'Donnell on the box of EXIT TO EDEN makes it a non-option. But I would still watch all of those before THEODORE-REX.
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post #26 of 35
6/28/05 at 12:35pm
After watching Collateral, the Miami Vice movie is one that I'll make a special effort to miss. I don't want to be inflicted more cliches and terrible music.
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post #27 of 35
6/28/05 at 12:41pm
White Chicks. I simply refuse.
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post #28 of 35
6/29/05 at 4:03am
Quote:
Originally Posted by boots013
White Chicks. I simply refuse.
Oooh, good one! I'm editing my post to add this.
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post #29 of 35
7/1/05 at 3:43am
Whoever gave theri blanket condemnation of CGI crapfests is dead on.

I submit a blanket condemnation of the films of Lars van Trier in return. Not just Dogville, ALL of them; something about the guy's work just sets my teeth on edge.
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post #30 of 35
7/1/05 at 11:05am
The Passion of the Christ
White Chicks
Catwoman
Baby Geniuses (either of them)
Spice World
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post #31 of 35
7/1/05 at 11:06am
1. Fat Albert
2. Bewitched (I hate Will Ferrel)
3. D.E.B.S. (If it was an R, I might think about it.)
4. Mona Lisa Smile.
5. Are We There yet?
6. Agent Cody Banks
7. Soul Plane
8. Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya sisterhood.
9. Dumb and Dumberer
10. Malibu's Most Wanted
11.Elf (Will Ferrel)
12. You Got Served
13. Two Weeks Notice
14. Daddy Day-Care
15. Old School (Will)
16. Good Boy
17. Good Burger
18. House of the Dead
19. How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
20. Head of State
21. Mr. Deeds
22. Kangaroo Jack
23. White Chicks
24. Honey (I'll watch Alba dance in Sin City)
25. Radio
26. Big Fat Lier
27. Down to Earth
28. Enough
29. The Prince and Me
30. Just Visiting
And many more.
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post #32 of 35
7/1/05 at 1:38pm
Horrible american feelgood comedies - Especially if Julia Roberts or Jennifer Lopez is in ´em.
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post #33 of 35
7/8/05 at 8:58pm
1 anything about Harry Potter
2 anything about Lord of the Rings
3 anything about Shrek
4 anything with Madonna
5 anything with Whoopi Goldberg

100 Movies http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=28

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post #34 of 35
7/10/05 at 8:09pm
Hmm, redneck dumbass. Yup, you fit your movie choices.

Let me guess, you hate films with subtitles too?
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post #35 of 35
7/15/05 at 11:41pm
in no real order...

how to make an american quilt

little women

herbie - reloaded (or whatever its called)

sisterhood of the travelling pants

diary of a mad black woman
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