Babe Draft '04 - Round Six Discussion - "Schlong Kiss Goodnight" - Page 2  

Surely you've seen the "Fat Girls are People Too" opus 'Shallow Hal'?

And, yes, thank you Dan for finally taking my Round Six pick.

Who said we'd have pillow talk? I have other places to be.

Scientology: Religion of the Successful and Stupid.

Swimfan has her moments. She is definitely not svelte. That's for sure.

I always enjoy deancurtis' drafts.

C'mon, Micah, look at that picture...she's obviously sucking in a sizable gut, and she's got calves like a field goal kicker.

Waiting to be impreshed...

Scientology: Most Genious Tax Shelter Ever.

Also, Blunt makes one of the better picks this round. Nice one.

This implies you've bedded an L. Ron disciple. Truth?

Just got the Final Destination II dvd, so thanks to that. I think she looks better than Ali Larter in that one.

In addition: Stiles > Christensen.

I'm surprised that a fairly innocuous pick is riling up such argument. She's certainly not the most unattractive or annoying person in the draft, or even the only scientologist. I dunno, I just thought about how when I saw her on the imdb front page, i would get a woody, and blondes normally don't do it for me.

Goddamn it, you leave GIANT PANDA ATTACK 2 out of this.

Julia Stiles can never be sexy. She may be able to pull off cute in certain roles but that's it. Christensen can do sexy, and therefore she wins.

By a lot.

Whenever I think of Christensen, I come back to the scene in Traffic where she's sporting a coked-out, apathetic comaface whilst getting the humping (raping?) of a lifetime. More disturbing than sexy.

Spy Kids girl = Not as creepy as picking the Harry Potter girl, but far, far creepier than any other pick so far.

At least I'm ahead in one area in this draft.

So... wrong....

Agreed COMPLETELY.

So, I guess Martianman gets the Dave Davis Award this year, eh?

The only thing that makes my life complete/
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat

I wanna pee on you.

Hey! I didn't say I wanted to pee on her.

I'm just getting a freshman on the team who I see having a strong Senior season.

Boy, that didn't really come out right did it?

Nick proves why he's the king around these parts... Why the hell didn't I think of her!?

I don't know who Stephanie Romanov is but that name makes her sound hot.

No, no it didn't.

Quote of the draft, IMO.

You need to assign her to the AA Pedoville Prepubescents immediately.

The object of lust for all Buffy fans everywhere. But if you don't watch Buffy, you wouldn't really get it.

I wasn't a big fan of de Rossi before, but she sure is hot as hell on Arrested Development.

She's hot stuff, Micah. Google image search ain't hinting at her goods. However, I'm going to. Hint: she's got the goods.

Are we talking animal cracker goods here?

***EASY JOKE ALERT***

Martianman went to "Spy Kids" because he thought the title meant something else.

He still managed to come away satisfied, I guess.

No. However, we are talking Magic: The Gathering goods:

TRADE ANNOUNCEMENT:


Catherine Zeta-Jones and 8th Round Pick to Car from The_Gistmeister l


Shannon Elizabeth and 7th Round Pick to The_Gistmeister from Carl

I am officially the Roman Polanski of the 2004 draft.

Congrats!

Oh, and I'll repeat what I said in round 1: Until Julia Stiles, Erika Christensen and Leelee Sobieski appear in the same film together, I refuse to accept that they aren't the same person.

Yes, you are... especially since you drafted her in a thread with a subject line mentioning ass tapping.

I must say, the "Everything or Nothing" menu screens are the best I've seen Shannon Elizabeth look in a long time.

Yeah, that probably could have been said many rounds ago but I'm slow.

Hey Matchstick, I'd tap that!

So much shame has just washed over me.

I actually get that joke. Sadness.

Agreed. That's why it took me a while to agree to the trade. But I relented for a couple of reasons:

1. CZJ adds a dose of class my harem desperately needed

and

2. I had my way with Shannon before dumping her off to Gist.

My pick is better than folks are letting on.

1. Shannon adds a dose of playful slut that my harem already has, but can always use more of.

and

2. I had my way with Carl last night. This trade wasn't the only thing he relented to.

It's truly a win-win situation. Also, expect hott Shannon Liz images in tomorrow's thread, seeing as how Carl never did her the justice.

La Morte almost made my cut last year.

Hat? I coulda sworn it was hand.

This changes everything.

Now you've done it.

*ahem*

{1} - Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin

{Repeat 1 (5x)}

Manmade terror
Hungry jaws of death
Y'all don't cross my depths
I'll pause your breaths
I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues
Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves
My world's deep blue
Killers gotta eat too
Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through
Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain't equal
To a half human predator created by a needle
Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep
When your Titanic sinks I'm the one you gon' meet
Hearing terrified screams they surround my team
All you see is trails of blood
Even God won't intervene
Nightmares of darkness
My apetite is heartless
Even if we related, you eliminated regardless
In the deep blue, underwater walls
Half man, half shark
My jaws don't fall

{Repeat 1 (8x)}

Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
Killers sworn to beast
Swallowed them in flames
They switched my DNA
Trip me into Cool J
I can't fight the feeling
I'm born to kill prey
To survive an attack
There's only one way
Battle to the death
That's how sharks play
Weapons left behind
We dueling with the mind
You blind, crippled, or crazy
You're real easy to find
Struggling to flow with hemorrhages in your throat
Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat
Eat your whole fam
Nothing left but a right hand
Clinging to a rail
Escape, attempts fail
You'll never make it home
Tear the flesh off your bone
Walking in undercurrents is a dangerous zone
I'm talking death out a moment's notice
You wasn't focused
Me and my crew strike
Like some underwater locusts

{Repeat 1 (8x)}

Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper

These waters are waist level
The hallway's flooded
Lost your scuba gear
The killer's cold - blooded
His name's LL
You don't really want it
I ate your ancestors
The ocean is haunted
I'm closing in cause I'm supposed to win
How the cold steel feel when it froze your chin
Should of stayed on dry land
Stroke while you can
Cause now you under pressure in the land of the damned
Abandoned pirate ships
Eels and sod scum
Fish that glow in the dark
The Titanic's hub
Underwater storms
You're blood is so warm
You're life vest is off
And that turns me on
Killer for centuries
The Gotti of the deep
In the next millennium
I'm still gonna creep
Sand under my belly, ocean over my head
Through the light in the shadows
You become the living dead

{Repeat 1 (12x)}

Yeah, DBS

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