Why loathe remakes?
1. Whether or not a film is Citizen Kane is entirley dependent upon the viewer; I LOVE Lucio Fulci, but some "high end" critics may dismiss his work as shit. This glut of remakes wreaks of lazy opportunism.
2. Remake fever is part 2 of a new trend: The Pg-13/Remake equation, make it familiar, make it safe, make money.
3. Like any trend, the teeny bopper horror trend, the Sixth Sense like ghost story/twist ending trend, the Matrix-like wire-fu trend, and so on, flaccid remakes are born of flaccid creativity. A bunch of Wall Street yuppies decide they want to produce movies, so they hire those damn "creative types", shit on anything resembling a risky idea (in other words an original idea), and streamline a filmmakers art into sugary breakfast cereal.
I use to say that I rarely visit my local theater anymore because of obnoxious patrons, w/ their cell phones, crying babies, and what not; but that's is no longer the case.
It's because the fucking commercials they show are now more interesting than the features!