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post #3951 of 4674
7/8/09 at 2:06pm
Well, since I've been gone a while... I thought I'd throw some new fodder on here.

Me waiting for coffee at Dunkin...



The love of my life and I after a devastating match of bourbon pong... because I always play to lose!
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post #3952 of 4674
7/8/09 at 4:09pm
Bourbon pong? Now that's a game I can get behind!
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post #3953 of 4674
7/8/09 at 4:12pm
If I remember correctly, aren't you involved with law enforcement Lima? You weren't at Dunkin's for the coffee, were you? Admit it.
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post #3954 of 4674
7/8/09 at 4:19pm
Bourbon Pong? You're fucking hardcore, Lima.
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post #3955 of 4674
7/8/09 at 5:45pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
If I remember correctly, aren't you involved with law enforcement Lima? You weren't at Dunkin's for the coffee, were you? Admit it.
Well, not any more. I resigned my position, and am now content to live off my pension...

I was there for the chocolate croissants.

Decadent, they are.
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post #3956 of 4674
7/10/09 at 4:46pm
The tags in this thread will be brutal.
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post #3957 of 4674
8/1/09 at 1:39pm
Found some old family photos. Haven't seen some of these (if at all) in years. I give you...

NOOJ TROLL!


A little less trollish from then on...


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post #3958 of 4674
8/1/09 at 1:41pm



Then I grew up a little more and got squinty. God knows we're squinters!!!
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post #3959 of 4674
8/2/09 at 6:51am
Here's me, trying to look like I know what I'm doing.

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post #3960 of 4674
8/2/09 at 11:54am
Me being stupid in a friend's bathroom last night:


EDIT: Also, fuck yeah @ Mini-Joon. I'd have been proud to abduct you from a playground.
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post #3961 of 4674
8/2/09 at 3:06pm
Give Joon-Joon your hair!

Indulge me. You ARE wearing a wig, right?

EDIT: Looking good Jake!
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post #3962 of 4674
8/2/09 at 11:34pm
That's no wig, he killed and scalped Demetri Martin.
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post #3963 of 4674
8/2/09 at 11:41pm
He's like Dimitri Martin after he got caught on a gamma ray testing field!
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post #3964 of 4674
8/3/09 at 12:30am







This is where i spent my week.
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post #3965 of 4674
8/3/09 at 1:09am



You wouldn't like Shaggy when he's angry.
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post #3966 of 4674
8/3/09 at 2:26pm
Decided to go for the gypsy look



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post #3967 of 4674
8/3/09 at 2:30pm
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Originally Posted by Fat Dragon View Post



You wouldn't like Shaggy when he's angry.

Actually, he seems more like "What if Shaggy and Brock Sampson got fused together in a freak teleporter accident?"
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post #3968 of 4674
8/3/09 at 2:54pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post


This is where i spent my week.
Looking very Nunziata-like in that last photo. Maybe you're spending too much time here...you are BECOMING HIM.
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post #3969 of 4674
8/3/09 at 3:41pm
Jake last seen at .
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post #3970 of 4674
8/3/09 at 4:28pm
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Originally Posted by horrid View Post
That's no wig, he killed and scalped Demetri Martin.
I don't think it was Martin he scalped. It was this guy:

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post #3971 of 4674
8/9/09 at 12:58am
Please enjoy/mock my non-winning entry for Duncan Jones' Twitter competition, where you were supposed to take a pic of yourself "dressed as a famous actor or actress" (a girl won a vinyl copy of the Moon soundtrack by drawing a Hitler mustache on herself. Not that I'm bitter):

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post #3972 of 4674
8/9/09 at 5:27am
Phil, you sound as bitter as Ebert is about never having his captions being chosen for the New Yorker cartoons.

I thought Duncan Jones was supposed to be into older sci-fi! What a phony!
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post #3973 of 4674
8/9/09 at 8:58am
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Please enjoy/mock my non-winning entry for Duncan Jones' Twitter competition, where you were supposed to take a pic of yourself "dressed as a famous actor or actress"
Pull the other one! Phil's coming out of the "furry" closet.
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post #3974 of 4674
8/9/09 at 9:27am
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
NOOJ TROLL!
Nooj Troll™ is mint and still sealed in it's original packaging!
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post #3975 of 4674
8/9/09 at 9:43am
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Please enjoy/mock my non-winning entry for Duncan Jones' Twitter competition, where you were supposed to take a pic of yourself "dressed as a famous actor or actress"
Is it wrong that this is now my desktop wallpaper?
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post #3976 of 4674
8/9/09 at 10:15am
Phil, you should be bitter...that Hitler thing was lame. At least you were creative and in costume!
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post #3977 of 4674
8/9/09 at 10:58am
About three years ago when I still lived in Boston (Medford)...




And my now eight year old son Alex, again from about two or three years ago...

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post #3978 of 4674
8/9/09 at 3:06pm
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
I thought Duncan Jones was supposed to be into older sci-fi! What a phony!
I'm guessing that girl appealed to other things Duncan Jones likes. Can't fault a guy for being all about the pussy. CAN fault a guy for needing to give away prizes for pussy when he's BOWIE'S EFFING SON! J'accuse!

Maybe I'll send the pic to the Mad Men contest.

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Is it wrong that this is now my desktop wallpaper?
Very.
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post #3979 of 4674
8/9/09 at 3:23pm
I almost just died from the combined awesome of Baby Nooj and Phil of the Apes.
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post #3980 of 4674
8/9/09 at 5:43pm
Myself and my lovely squeeze last summer when we had gotten back from seeing George Lopez live.



This past friday in Corpus Christi. That's a satchel not a purse dammit! The man sitting next to me reading the newspaper has some significance. That's my Dad.

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post #3981 of 4674
8/9/09 at 9:36pm
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Originally Posted by Rene (Mr.Eko) View Post
Myself and my lovely squeeze last summer when we had gotten back from seeing George Lopez live.



This past friday in Corpus Christi. That's a satchel not a purse dammit! The man sitting next to me reading the newspaper has some significance. That's my Dad.
So he's ok with his son carrying a purse?

He's all right!
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post #3982 of 4674
8/9/09 at 10:02pm
I told him it was my Indiana Jones bag, and everything was A-Ok!
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post #3983 of 4674
8/11/09 at 4:38am
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
Nice try Nooj, hiding the true nature of that picture with clever photoshopping.. but I managed to dig up the actual photo from the Kent, WA police records.



It all makes sense now..
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post #3984 of 4674
8/11/09 at 11:12am
Man, what is with the little kids and their desire to stab things?
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post #3985 of 4674
8/11/09 at 11:19am
Nooj's obsession with cutlery has led him to develop this...



Quite possibly the coolest thing since... that thing used to slice bread.
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post #3986 of 4674
8/11/09 at 11:21am
The Splayd huh? Don't they just call that a shiv?
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post #3987 of 4674
8/11/09 at 11:29am
Hey... Speaking of blood and gore, here's a shot of me and a couple of friends at a recent so-called Zombie Party.



It wasn't my idea. I showed up and my friend Karim just started slathering all that shit on my face.

Quote:
"It's a ZOMBIE party Erix!"

"Well... Why the hell aren't YOU all fucked up?"

"Because you're the Zombie, not me."
Ha fucking ha.

But at least that's more creative than last Halloween - when I went as Lex Luthor.



I didn't get a prize in the costume contest.

(No extra points for shaving my ridiculous excuse for a soul patch?)

Oh well.
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post #3988 of 4674
8/11/09 at 11:31am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
The Splayd huh? Don't they just call that a shiv?
Actually, if I were defending my virtue in a prison shower room, I'd go with the Spife, myself...

The Splayd just seems like an angular fork...sort of like the ones in the flatware sets you can buy at Ikea...plus the name sounds a bit Swedish.

"Eat your fud with your Splayd"

sorry... can't do umlauts.
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post #3989 of 4674
8/11/09 at 1:37pm
Funny thing about my baby photos. I showed them to a friend and she maintains that I must've gotten swapped at some point because she doesn't think the kid looks anything like what I would eventually grow up to look like.

I told her, "Thaaanks..." But actually, I kinda agree with her. That kid is just too cute. Perhaps I got Mark Hamilled at some point in my life and blocked it out.

EDIT: Beware, Jesse. Your scalp may be next.

EDIT2: Wouldn't you have to be really careful eating with a splayd? Wouldn't the sides be sharpened like a knife?
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post #3990 of 4674
8/21/09 at 12:12pm
Some pics from my fishing trip to Canada:


Here were the eating-sized walleye from my boat. We tossed back about 20 more that were too small.


Killing time, waiting for shore lunch.


One day's haul. Not bad.
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post #3991 of 4674
8/21/09 at 12:18pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Some pics from my fishing trip to Canada:
Do not trust this man. With your fishes.
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post #3992 of 4674
8/21/09 at 12:24pm
Don't worry, Martin - we left some fish for you. We limited out on 44 walleye really easily, though.
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post #3993 of 4674
8/21/09 at 4:34pm
This guy I work with, David Gray, left for Canada today. He's gonna spend the week fishing as well.
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post #3994 of 4674
8/21/09 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
He'd like you to believe that he caught these fish...

I'm more worried about his fishing buddies. Did they make it back, or did he end them in a blood-soaked orgy of violence over catch limits?

Inquiring minds want to know...
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post #3995 of 4674
8/21/09 at 5:58pm
Hey, dumb question - where's that b&w pic of what looks like Glenn Ford cracking a woman in the face?
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post #3996 of 4674
8/21/09 at 8:20pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Some pics from my fishing trip to Canada:
Nice job JB, you showed them fish what for. Looks pretty gorgeous up there, which part of Canadia is that?
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post #3997 of 4674
8/21/09 at 8:21pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Hey, dumb question - where's that b&w pic of what looks like Glenn Ford cracking a woman in the face?
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5...ennford640.jpg?
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post #3998 of 4674
8/22/09 at 1:35am
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Originally Posted by Bucho View Post
Nice job JB, you showed them fish what for. Looks pretty gorgeous up there, which part of Canadia is that?
Ontario - Clay Lake, to be exact. It's a gorgeous lake about 4 hours north of International Falls, MN.
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post #3999 of 4674
8/23/09 at 10:57pm
Three sides of the New Zealand native Bucho. The rock'n'roll motherfucker, the traveller/jungle cat and the goofball assclown fuckface. Unfortunately the whole is a whole lot less than the sum of these parts, but at least he's human. Mostly.





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post #4000 of 4674
8/23/09 at 11:18pm
Nice pics Bucho, sucks about your D string though, bass strings aren't cheap!
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