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Splinter Cell:PT, anyone?

post #1 of 117
Thread Starter 
If Crimson Skies and R63 get their own Xbox Live threads, then this game needs one too.

I'll be online in an hour or two. Gamertag: Jer Slater. Let's infiltrate, motherfuckers.
post #2 of 117
Shit man, I don't have it.

I just downloaded the new R6 maps. I'm in now.
post #3 of 117
Thread Starter 
Get down and get funky with me.
post #4 of 117
Just had a 3-hour session. Wow. This game is fucking hilarious.

At one point, Tony Danza Fan had Ryo in a choke-hold and we forced him to watch me tea-bagging. Haha, fucking crazy.
post #5 of 117
That's spectacularly homoerotic.
post #6 of 117
Verbal and I DOMINATED Ryo in this game. In the one map, I just kept choking them out and screaming random Arnold quotes. I look forward to breaking more of your necks.
post #7 of 117
Thread Starter 
Good times, Floyd, even though my shitty connection made it hard to talk.

Does anybody know how to get players to join your server? Floyd and I sat there for damn near five minutes waiting for two more players to join our game, and nobody did. Is there something I need to configure in the options menu?
post #8 of 117
DAMMIT. I was on for an hour or so, and didn't see anyone but Verbal (who was busy in other games). Then I go offline and everyone shows up? I'm holding each of you responsible for this outrage.
post #9 of 117
I think the Xbox Live weather was pretty stormy tonight, I was getting glitch-in-the-Matrix deja vu through the entire session. Imagine how total and awesome our domination would have been if I didn't keep getting stuck in walls.

That last victory, incidentally, was because I fell for the ol' punked-while-disarming-the-mine trick for the third time in a row, only this time I accidentally triggered it and blew the merc up on his last spawn as well. Not exactly Silent Death, but hey.
post #10 of 117
Quote:
Originally posted by Donald Wiskerando
That's spectacularly homoerotic.
Yeah, you're right. But it was funny.
post #11 of 117
Homo? Yes. Erotic? No.
post #12 of 117
And you can trust Dan, he knows his homoerotica.
post #13 of 117
I learned it from watching you, Jacob.
post #14 of 117
Dan...Don...Dan...Don...

AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!


<head explodes>
post #15 of 117
My work here is done. If you need me, I'll be playing Syphon Filter: Mansex Imperative.
post #16 of 117
Thread Starter 
Can we stop talking nonsense about homoeroticism and just focus on how liberating it feels to grab a man from behind, whisper something in his ear, then drag him into the darkness for a good beating?
post #17 of 117
Quote:
Originally posted by Verbal Kint
At one point, Tony Danza Fan had Ryo in a choke-hold and we forced him to watch me tea-bagging. Haha, fucking crazy.
I sooo gotta get this.
post #18 of 117
...ha.
post #19 of 117
Come on, I know some of you guys are willing to play. Ryo and I are sitting on my empty server waiting for 2 other people.

I wanna snap some of your necks, damn it....
post #20 of 117
Was just playing with Ryo for almost 3 hours. Some truly memorable moments, one of the best online experiences i've had in a long time.

At the end we were just bullshitting because both of the people we were playing against had left, so we were just doing backflips off the wall knocking each other out. Hilarious.
post #21 of 117
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LET'S GO TO WAAAAAAAAAR, BITCHES! Nowish.
post #22 of 117
I'm here.
post #23 of 117
They shall say that much fun was had on this night.

My first time playing this online proved to be educational. And fun.

As soon as I would set off that damn camera in the parking garage, Slater would come stalking in there with his head light. When he did that I would be scared shitless. I would try to charge and hit himt him but it was to no avail. I was quickly defeated.


I couldn't repay him for snapping my neck twice when he was a spy. "Hi there, Huckleberry." *SNAP*

And Sphinx. Sorry I sucked so bad. At least you didn't snap my neck. On the last map I just shocked you with my gun from about 100 yards away. I'm sure you were saying WTF is that.

Can't wait to play with you gents again.
post #24 of 117
Thread Starter 
That was a blast, guys. Good times.

And don't worry, 86, you held your own tonight. And trust me on this...Pandora's multiplayer has a pretty steep learning curve. Expect to spend a few more games getting ambushed and blasted while you learn the controls and the layout of each level (hell, I've been playing the game pretty much every night, and I still feel like a newbie most of the time), but you *will* get better. And once you start to figure out the best places to set traps, the fastest route to each virus, the best way to ambush mercs...it becomes a thing of beauty.

Glad you had fun tonight, but stick with it and it'll get SO much better.

Okay, I'm starting to sound like Countess Anna here. I'll shut up about this game.
post #25 of 117
Quote:
Originally posted by Slater
Okay, I'm starting to sound like Countess Anna here. I'll shut up about this game.
That SHADOWNET spy is sooo sexy!!!

...

I'm trying to play right now, and all I see is an idle Nick at his Live Dashboard.
post #26 of 117
I'm in.
post #27 of 117
To all those who played with me tonight: fun was had.

Good times were had.

And you have been had.

Yeah...

I'll try to be on in a bit. Just invite me to your session if you are on, etc...
post #28 of 117
Slater sense strikes again. Good display. Wish I could have helped you out more, 86, but I don't know that map well enough. I got lost in the office section.

Nice couple of games.
post #29 of 117
I'm getting on in a bit too...I'm up for gettin my ass whooped. I need to learn sometime, right? Send me an invite if ya needs a player.
post #30 of 117
Some of us should be back on in 15 to 20 minutes. We're taking a brief vacation from the stealthy assassin/goon for hire business.
post #31 of 117
Ok, so I've had my ass handed to me in a paper lunch sack. That sucked. How the hell do you get good at that?

I couldn't get a damn thing done.
post #32 of 117
Learn the maps. Be the maps.

Go into the Tutorials section in multiplayer and you'll see a "Maps" selection. You can run around to your heart's content, as either a merc or a spy, with no time limit and no one trying to kill you. It's worth it.
post #33 of 117
Thread Starter 
Good games, gentlemen. A pleasure as always.

*Tips bowler hat, twirls cane impishly.*
post #34 of 117
So how much is an Xbox these days? Im thinking of picking one up and going without the dvd player (since I already have a ps2) and getting some x-only games and this too.

Im really looking forward to this game, but it will be several months until i have 200 usd.
post #35 of 117
Thread Starter 
$149 new, probably about $99 used.
post #36 of 117
Try $120. Fuckers.
post #37 of 117
I'm up for some Dancing Freds tonight.

*Dancing Freds are Mercs when they are stunned by a Spies electro gun thingy.
post #38 of 117
Thread Starter 
I'm game to strangle you all after South Park.
post #39 of 117
Quote:
Originally posted by Slater
I'm game to strangle you all after South Park.
No Chappelle's Show for you?
post #40 of 117
Thread Starter 
Shit. Make that after Chapelle.
post #41 of 117
Quote:
Originally posted by Slater
Shit. Make that after Chapelle.
Deal.
post #42 of 117
Count me in tonight after Chappelle.

I'll be a Splinter Cell multiplayer virgin, though. Be gentle.
post #43 of 117
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Jacob Singer
I'll be a Splinter Cell multiplayer virgin, though. Be gentle.
Dibs on Singer's neck.
post #44 of 117
Thread Starter 
Also, if you haven't played multiplayer yet, you should know that the game forces you to play two tutorials before you can sign on to Xbox Live, just to teach you the basic controls and objectives for playing as both the spies and mercs. You *can* skip the tutorials, but you should definitely play through them unless you like being hopelessly fucked. Just plan on about twenty minutes of practice before meeting anybody online.
post #45 of 117
Thanks, man. Didn't know that. I think it's cool that they did that, actually. One of my biggest complaints with Ninja Gaiden is that there's no damn tutorial or practice mode to get used to the five-thousand fucking combos they throw at ya...
post #46 of 117
bitch, bitch, bitch....
post #47 of 117
Thread Starter 
Heading in soon. Meet me and beat me.
post #48 of 117
I'm in. What do I do? <Duh - uh..>
post #49 of 117
I seem to be getting lock-ups on deaths and/or reloads... dammit...
post #50 of 117
Ah yes, the sound of necks breaking and mines being tripped.

Had a good time with you guys.
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