Movie Quotes ".... in bed."

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship in bed."

"It's not the age, it's the mileage...in bed."
"Luke, I am your father...in bed."
"Meesa honored to accept this heavy burdon in bed."
"Man is an endangered species in bed."
"I see dead people...in bed."

"I can't carry it for you Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you...in bed!"
"8-year olds, Dude...in bed."
"Are you a god...in bed?"
"It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrait on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory...in bed."
"I...am all...that is man...in bed!"
"Han, Luke's my brother...in bed."

There is no spoon in bed.

Sticking to a theme:

"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos... in bed."

"You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus... in bed!"

"[pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain... in bed."

"Walter, face it, there isn't any connection... in bed."

Listen up you primitive screwheads. This....THIS...is my BOOMSTICK...in bed.

Wow. The Chin can even do pornos.

"Yo! She-Bitch! Let's go...in bed!"

Nice

"First you wanna kill me in bed, now you wanna kiss me in bed. Blow."

"Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off in bed. And maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."

"What's that you got on your face in bed?"

Never give up! Never surrender...in bed!

"She's still a transvestite...in bed."

"Piss off, Crabs. I lost a wife today...in bed."

"I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how to tell the Chancellor I murdered her husband's dog...in bed."

"...I've got tenure...in bed."

"My God, I wear the same scent as a transvestite...in bed."

"I couldn't stop...in bed."

"Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason he should've taken two in the chest...in bed."

"I'll be back...in bed."

I ain’t goin’ with Simmons… in bed
Watch Clark… in bed
From now on, no one gets out of my sight…in bed
I hear funny things out here… in bed
Everybody watch whoever you’re with… in bed
You’re going to have to sleep sometime… in bed
Bring me a goddamn flashlight… in bed
Bullets don’t kill these Things… in bed
Screw the flashlight… in bed
Blast him, Simmons… in bed
It got to Childs and blew the generator… in bed
Everybody’ll be dead inside twelve hours… in bed

"You're terminated, fucker...IN BED!"

Genius! Genius I tell you!

Natasha, give that man a no-prize.

"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.. in bed."

Werbal Kint is Brandon Walsh?

"You obviously... do not know... who you are FUCKIN WITH... in bed!"

Don't threaten me with a dead fish... in bed!

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight... in bed!

Fuck the machine, fuck the machine, FUCK THE MACHINE... in bed!

Green Goblin: "We'll meet again Spider-Man... in bed !"

Robocop: [to Otomo] "You are under arrest for assaulting an officer and destruction of police property... in bed!"

Melina please! People are trying to kill me... in bed!

Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things…in bed

Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."… in bed

Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that… in bed

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck… in bed

We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang… in bed

What the hell is Gracie Law doing here…in bed

Shut up Mr Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it… in bed

This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's out there… in bed

"ZION! Heeeeear meeeeee.... in beeeeeeeeedd!"

"Winners go home and fuck the prom queen...in bed."

"KHAAAAAAAAAN!!...in bed."

"No one can be told what the Matrix is. They have to see it for themselves.. in bed."

How does this one work?


IN BED.

Memorable Quotes from
Passion of the Christ, The (2004)

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Satan: Do you really believe that one man can bear the full burden of sin in bed?
Jesus: Shelter me, O Lord in bed. I trust in you in bed. In you I take refuge in bed.
Satan: No one man can carry this burden, I tell you in bed. It is far too heavy in bed. Saving their souls is too costly in bed. No one in bed. Ever in bed. No in bed. Never in bed.
Jesus: Father, you can do all things in bed. If it is possible, let this chalice pass from me in bed... But let your will be done, not mine in bed.
Satan: Who is your father in bed? Who are you in bed?

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Jesus: Judas! Do you betray the Son of Man with a kiss in bed?

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[to his mother Mary while on the cross in bed]
Jesus: Woman, behold your son in bed.
[to his disciple John in bed]
Jesus: Son, behold your mother in bed.

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Jesus: Forgive them, Father in bed. They know not what they do in bed.

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Jesus: Take this and drink in bed. This is my blood, spilled for you and for many in bed. Do this in memory of me in bed.

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Judas: Take back this silver in bed. I have betrayed innocent blood in bed.
Caiphas: If you think you have betrayed innocent blood, that is your affair in bed.

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Jesus: See, mother, I make all things new in bed.

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[coming to arrest Jesus in bed]
Roman Soldier: We're looking for Jesus of Nazareth in bed.
Jesus: I am He in bed.

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[being questioned after his arrest in bed]
Caiphas: Are you the Messiah, the Son of God in bed?
Jesus: I AM in bed

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[being question by King Herod in bed]
King Herod: Are you the babe that was prophesized in bed?
[Jesus is silent in bed]
King Herod: This man is crazy. Let him go in bed.

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Jesus: It is accomplished in bed.

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Mary: Why is this night different from all other nights in bed?

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[Upon being ordered to bear the cross of Jesus Christin bed ] Simon: Remember that I am an innocent man, forced to carry the cross of a condemned man in bed!

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Jesus: So love one another in bed.

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Mary: Flesh of my flesh in bed... Heart of my heart in bed... My son, let me die with you in bed.

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[on the road to Golgotha, Jesus falls in bed]
Simon: [picking Jesus up] We're almost there in bed! It's almost over in bed!

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Pontius Pilate: I do not want an uprising in bed.
Abenader: There already is an uprising in bed!

Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed in bed?

Bob Woodward: Do you think he said it to impress you, to try to get you to go to bed with him in bed?

Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed in bed.

Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed in bed.

Alvy Singer: You have to be artificially relaxed before we can go to bed in bed?

Lord Bottoms: As lord of these lands I shall bless this marriage by taking the bride into my bed on the first night of her union in bed.

It's a slow work day for Devin...

in bed.

"There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. And we are the ones who bump back... in bed."

But actually his're quite funny.

I like that this guy only has two posts, yet he already knows how to circumvent the message board's word filter.

And she ruined everything...in bed

What the fuck? This was your fucking idea, if you don't like your ideas, STOP HAVING THEM...in bed.

It's only when we've lost everything that we're free to do anything...in bed.

The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide...in bed.

"No point in mentioning these bats," I thought "Poor bastard will be seeing them soon enough...in bed."

We were, after all, the absolute cream of the national sporting press...in bed.

Don't fuck with me now man, I am Ahab...in bed.

Hellspawn is a freakin' genius!