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How I was awakened yesterday:

post #1 of 14
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From a deep sleep I was awakened by a huge explosion, the rumbling of crashing rubble and every car alarm in the vicinity going off.

Two thoughts as I bolted upright in bed -- EARTHQUAKE (the ground was shaking, and the sounds were very similar to those I experienced in the Northridge earthquake in '94) and TERRORISM.

Sheepishly I realized it was demolition of a local freeway ramp as part of the massive Denver "T-Rex" freeway construction project. Very scary moment, however...
post #2 of 14
Heh. The second part of it didn't even go down. It took some massive smashing to get it down.

Traffic was a witch.
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Re: How I was awakened yesterday:

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Originally posted by Blofeld
From a deep sleep I was awakened by a huge explosion, the rumbling of crashing rubble and every car alarm in the vicinity going off.

Two thoughts as I bolted upright in bed -- EARTHQUAKE (the ground was shaking, and the sounds were very similar to those I experienced in the Northridge earthquake in '94) and TERRORISM.

Sheepishly I realized it was demolition of a local freeway ramp as part of the massive Denver "T-Rex" freeway construction project. Very scary moment, however...
Are you sure it is not related to the infamous "gasgrill" referred to in your other thread? Maybe grendel IS already in Denver?
post #4 of 14
Thread Starter 
310 charges for a total of 265 lbs of dynamite. That was one big bang.
post #5 of 14
NO WAR ON RAMP
post #6 of 14
But what of the poor vagrants who called that freeway "bathroom"?
post #7 of 14
No war for concrete!
Not in Denver's name!
Hey hey, ho ho, concrete freeway's got to go!
post #8 of 14

Re: How I was awakened yesterday:

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Originally posted by Blofeld
From a deep sleep I was awakened by a huge explosion, the rumbling of crashing rubble and every car alarm in the vicinity going off.

Two thoughts as I bolted upright in bed -- EARTHQUAKE (the ground was shaking, and the sounds were very similar to those I experienced in the Northridge earthquake in '94) and TERRORISM.
Obviously you aren't Charlton Heston or Harrison Ford, or those causes for the explosion would have been actual.
post #9 of 14
But Heston's got three reverse gears...
post #10 of 14
...and a weak clutch.
post #11 of 14
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Originally posted by Gruber
NO WAR ON RAMP
Post of the day.
post #12 of 14
: By a blow job.

But hey, my life is cool.
post #13 of 14

Re: How I was awakened yesterday:

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Originally posted by Blofeld
From a deep sleep I was awakened by a huge explosion, the rumbling of crashing rubble and every car alarm in the vicinity going off.

Two thoughts as I bolted upright in bed -- EARTHQUAKE (the ground was shaking, and the sounds were very similar to those I experienced in the Northridge earthquake in '94) and TERRORISM.

Sheepishly I realized it was demolition of a local freeway ramp as part of the massive Denver "T-Rex" freeway construction project. Very scary moment, however...
Very interesting post Blo.
Do you know how I was awakened yesterday? Hmmm? The same way I am everyday. My friend Woody woke me up.
post #14 of 14
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Originally posted by Kirby Drummond
: By a blow job.

But hey, my life is cool.
Who was the guy that got it?

Okay, okay, sorry!

Hmmmmmmmm, blowjob!

Okay, try this. THe next time you receive one in the morning, right afterwards start bitching about her breath. You'll be able to sleep in late from then on.
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