So, that Catwoman trailer - Page 3

I... sweet lord fucking Christ... this is the worst trailer ever foisted on a general public by a major studio. Every shot was cringe-worthy. Seriously... it makes me want to swallow my own soul.

That is just plain fucking funny.

As a trailer, I've seen worse... but as a concept this is as bad as they come. BATTLEFIELD: EARTH is gonna have a feline companion soon.

You guys are giving this film too much attention. Two pages so far??? Just ignore it, and it will go away.

well...

i'd say that the Garfield trailer made me want to take a red hot poker, and shove it into my eyeball, then wait for the heat to cauterize the wound, then rip it out and do the same to the other


this trailer makes me want to buy a 40 of Smirnoff vodka (straight up) and play a drinking game whilst in the theater of this movie.

(the amount of shots required goes up where the rule becomes that much harder to fulfill)

Rules
1 shot
-one liners that made me chuckle at how bad they are
-moments where Halle is trying to portray that acting abilitie that got her an oscar...but fails miserably
-cameos

2 shots
-Stupid "i'm Catwomen so i'll act like a cat"
-Moments (as described above) where Halle is trying really hard not to wink the camera

5 shots
-Moments where Halle trys to portray that acting abilitie that got her an oscar...and succeeds" (its 5 shots due to the extreme rarity of this occurance)
-Lame Batman Cameo

5 second chug-a-lug
-any moment deemed "decent" or above


Polish off Bottle
-she dies (please god....i only ask for one thing a year...i know last year was world peace..but this year....please...please??)
-movie ends


can be fun by yourself...would recommend at least 2 other players due to chances of alcahol poisioning.

then again...the image of you puking your guts out in the theater might make the 13 or 14 bucks the other stupid people in the audience payed for this peice of shit all the more worthwhile

Check out the teaser at Movie-list.com. They've got this movie figured.

Catwomen teaser

Need Quicktime.

My, that drinking game is hilarious. Hell, my friend and I snuck some Smirnoff in the theater when we saw Scary Movie 2. Maybe that's why I still think it's funny - I was too hammered to care.

Honestly, that game would kill me. I would not be puking my guts out, I would have catwoman as my final reference to the world.

That trailer is fucking far from being purrrfect! This movie is going to be such a big Cat-aclysm

This, Gothika and doing a nude scene with grandpa Billy Bob...wow... well I guess when you’re that deep the only place left to go is up.

Over at JOBLO.com they have an story that claims the Catwoman teaser was an Early April Fool's joke. I guess it was going to appear on the official site today, but was leaked early. Personally, I think the April Fool's Day joke IS that the trailer is real, and they are saying it is a joke. What do I know. Check it out.
Edit...I may be moron. WB's President of Production or something says it is fake. Though I doubt the real trailer will be much better.

Man, I don't even know what to think about the JoBlo story. April 1st is crazy. I'll wait until tomorrow when the smoke clears.

Regardless of whether it's a 'fake' trailer or not, the footage from it still stands.

NOBODY would go to that much trouble to cast Halle Berry in a hoax. That shit is from the movie, and it looks like ass barbecued on a stick and covered with a heaping helping of pure shit.

Apparently the footage was shot specially for the fake teaser trailer.

The thing that bothers me most about all this "it was a fake teaser trailer april fool joke for the official site" is that it still hasn't appeared on the official site!!! I smell cover up. Maybe WB should use a new brand of kitty litter

It's real.

Want to feel better? Check out the pics of the batsuit in the batmobile thread.

At this point, I just don't buy it. I don't buy that they'd shoot footage -that bad- for a fake teaser, when this movie has been shaping up to be a black hole of pure suck for months now.

I think the teaser got leaked, people universally saw that it was total ass, and now WB is caught with their pants down.

Let's be reasonable for a second. There's no chance in hell a studio would deliberately release a pile of crap and claim it's a trailer for one of its movies. Not for April Fool's day and definitely not if it was the first footage to ever be seen by the public.

And there's no chance in hell they'd actually shoot extra scenes for that pile of crap.

I'm starting to believe that WB genuinely believed this trainwreck was sexy and witty, instead of slutty and retarded.

It can only be the result of new, experimental drugs. Crack can only get you that far.

The trailer is real.

That's what I'm sayin'.

It's real, and it really sucks.

"Let's be reasonable for a second. There's no chance in hell a studio would deliberately release a pile of crap and claim it's a trailer for one of its movies. Not for April Fool's day and definitely not if it was the first footage to ever be seen by the public.

And there's no chance in hell they'd actually shoot extra scenes for that pile of crap.

I'm starting to believe that WB genuinely believed this trainwreck was sexy and witty, instead of slutty and retarded."

Pretty much what I thought too. That President of Production bit or whatever gave me momentary pause.