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post #1 of 29
4/1/04 at 5:21am
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Szo, yeah. eWhat is up with the gay cowbyoys on TVzzl latekly. I resally dont understand. I mean...... cownboys. Why are they gay? the do relly haeve to to walk roundsz in no close? So, whjo arehere am, a gay cowbnoy. I would realdly likes not topknwo. so i donj haver 2 toalk tgoyyou anymore. gaycs corwboys freaksm eme out. WBHOAAAAAA.
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post #2 of 29
4/1/04 at 5:28am
Actually, I'm pretty sure he's wasted. He was on AIM with me and held this consistently. How gay cowboys got into his head is BEYOND me...
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post #3 of 29
4/1/04 at 5:53am
Freud. Think about it.
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post #4 of 29
4/1/04 at 6:50am
Faking or not, that was an awesome post.

It moved me in profoundly in many many ways.

Gay cowboys... yes. Gay cowboys. It is mysterious and exhilirating, dark and forbidden, puce with a slight pastel green - like an existential sunset on a land where men who may or may not be naked are cowboys. And gay.

Wow. Just... wow. WBHOAAAA indeed, as Nietsche might have said.
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post #5 of 29
4/1/04 at 10:39am
Beers, Steers and Queers


Minds are empty, heads are hollow.
You might find out the truth is hard to swallow.
There´s a place down there, where heads are square.
Laws are tough and you are bare.
There is a law and there is a lawman.
Who is the right, and who is the wrong man.
It doesn't take much to kill a guy.
Don´t get in my face and ask me why...
Texas is the place...
HANG´EM HIGH!

Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers
Whee-haw!

Texas is full of women and willies
Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies
Who are these people, sex in barns
Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown
You´re full of shit, destined to go down
Let´s go down and herd ´em up
If you agree, let's word´em up
And if you don´t...
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Beers, steers, and queers (x2)
Whee-haw!

I´ve spent my life, go kicking shit
Not gonna give up, ain´t about to quit.
Life is a bucket of bluff
Getting rough, feeding stock
Get in my way...
I'LL KNOCK YOU OFF!

Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers
Whee-haw!
Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers


I´m a crazy mother in a drunken stat
A redneck asswipe who thinks he´s great
So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers
Everywhere I go, personality lingers
Say you don´t like my dialect
I don´t give a damn, so fuck your respect
If you´re looking for a reason, don´t look any farther
Cuz I´ll give it to you baby, like to your father
Take what you get if it does the job
Texas has religion...
REVOLTING COCKS ARE GOD!

I am the creator

Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers
ah-haaa
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Cowboy
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post #6 of 29
4/1/04 at 10:49am

Re: Re: Gay Cowsboys.....yezxs, gay CwbowysSzo

Quote:
Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
You are so faking being drunk right now; or is this some kind of April Fools' foolishness?
No, he's a professional spammer.
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post #7 of 29
4/1/04 at 11:10am
Weirdly, it reads like another email from that monster that sent Matchstick the loving missive a few weeks ago.
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post #8 of 29
4/1/04 at 11:11am
Quote:
Originally posted by HellSpawn
Beers, Steers and Queers
Thanks for making my morning a bit revolting, HellSpawn!
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post #9 of 29
4/1/04 at 12:26pm
"TEXAS?! HOLY DOGSHIT! Only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't much look like a steer so that only leaves one other option! DO YOU SUCK DICK?"

"No sir!"

"Are you a Peter Puffer?"

"No sir!"

"You look to me like the kind of guy who'd fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give 'em a reach-around! I'll be watching you!"
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post #10 of 29
4/1/04 at 1:26pm

Re: Gay Cowsboys.....yezxs, gay CwbowysSzo

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Originally posted by DJ Dylan
cowbnoy.
DUUUUUDE he's fuckin' wasted maaaan. Let's get this boy a medal. PURPLE HEART WITH CLUSTER.
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post #11 of 29
4/1/04 at 1:27pm
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Holy shit. I got on here last night?
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post #12 of 29
4/1/04 at 1:52pm
Bad april fools joke.
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post #13 of 29
4/1/04 at 1:54pm
I'll give you 5 dollars if from now on you spell "lately" like "latekly", stoned or not.
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post #14 of 29
4/1/04 at 1:58pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sean Bateman
Bad april fools joke.
So, you dont actually think I was drunk last night. I was drunk off my ass.
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post #15 of 29
4/1/04 at 1:59pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gruber
I'll give you 5 dollars if from now on you spell "lately" like "latekly", stoned or not.
I will. Now gimme my 5 dolla.
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post #16 of 29
4/1/04 at 2:03pm
Deal rescinded.
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post #17 of 29
4/1/04 at 2:07pm
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Bastard. Indian giver
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post #18 of 29
4/1/04 at 4:55pm
I was drunk last night for my friend's 21st b-day, but instead of posting on CHUD, we just went to IHOP.
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post #19 of 29
4/1/04 at 5:05pm
I heart Dylan.


Funny thread.
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post #20 of 29
4/1/04 at 6:29pm
Wow, man! Being drunk is totally cool! What a REBEL! You don't have to be responsible for anything you do drunk, either. A simple apology will just make it go away.
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post #21 of 29
4/1/04 at 6:38pm
So wait, people think Dylan getting drunk and typing poorly is an April Fool's joke?
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post #22 of 29
4/1/04 at 8:53pm
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No April Fools joke. I was DEFINATELY wasted as hell last night. And Bunny, I will have you know, I'm gonna graduate and do movies. BIATCH. Or something like that.
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post #23 of 29
4/1/04 at 8:54pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by billylove
I heart Dylan.


Funny thread.
Sweet.
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post #24 of 29
4/1/04 at 9:12pm
Will aforementioned gay cowboys be consuming pudding?
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post #25 of 29
4/1/04 at 10:07pm
I'm having a belated birthday party at my place tonight. I may try to one-up Dylan's drunkpostmanship.
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post #26 of 29
4/2/04 at 12:57am
Quote:
Originally posted by flyarz
So wait, people think Dylan getting drunk and typing poorly is an April Fool's joke?
Clearly these people are new to the board cause from what I see this is the same old Dylan whos been posting drunk for almost 4 years.
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post #27 of 29
4/2/04 at 12:59am
Quote:
Originally posted by Diva
Clearly these people are new to the board cause from what I see this is the same old Dylan whos been posting drunk for almost 4 years.
The deal is that most of the time when he is drunk he is coherent.
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post #28 of 29
4/2/04 at 1:26am
Not in my experience, but whatever you say.
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post #29 of 29
4/2/04 at 3:10am
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Coherntend"? whatf fucking hewll.?
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