Werbal's Heaping Helpin' O' Compliments

I figure there is too much hatred on the BBS, so post here and I will give you a nice compliment.

I herebye promise to say nothing nasty, negative, or downright stone-cold to anyone who posts in this thread.

DJEvil- You have a cool name and you're one of the old boys. You had the good sense and foresight to see that CHUD would become an entertainment news mecca and for that we salute your clairvoyance. You are also proof that people from Alabama are intelligent, despite what some NEW YORKERS may believe.

Kid Ego- Despite your name you are neither juvenille nor egotistical. A model BBS member, you enlighten and entertain us, and you are proof that people from Oklahoma are not boring.

Diva- Ahh, queen of the Gossip forums, you get a scoop before anyone else and have snappy comments to go along with stated hothotHOT scoops about Tom Cruise's sexual tendencies or fashion abortions from the latest Hollywood event. You are also female, which earns you default points in my book, because women are smarter and more attractive than men.

Ugly Goblin Boy- You are too hard on yourself. I have never seen you before but I am certain that you are at least a moderately attractive individual who I am sure has no problem meeting attractive women. Anyways, your great personality adds to your appeal. But don't lose your individuality because you bring an unique atmosphere to any BBS thread.

Doesn't matter. I still love you.

Werewolf Girl is the Universe- Make no mistakes, you ARE the Universe, as you are mystical, enigmatic, and very nice to look at. You are also one of the long-name people of CHUD, and you stand out amid a sea of bland and otherwise dull people. Add default female points.

Otik- You're a bit of a lurker, but that's okay. That means you don't spew constant bullshit from your mouth and only speak when you have something truly important to say. Also, Otik is a Viking name, and Vikings kick immense levels of ass.



See? KICK ASS. And that is what you do best.

Agent Helix- Your name combines two element which are cool- mysterious agents and genetics- and turns them into a super huge helping of KEWLCOOLCULE. Also, for someone relatively new, you have already become a productive BBS member, and your posts are nice and substantive.

Sleeplesslumber- Ah, yes, you DO lurk, which means you have an accurate title. But, as I said before, Lurkers only speak when it is important, and don't bog down the BBS with stupid shit about "OMF THAT BATMOBILE LOOKZ SILLEE ^__^". Your name is also a condradiction, which is sweet.

M5- Another prudent lurker, only with a more enigmatic name, that surely gets you lots of hot chicks. You are fun at parties and will surely become an accoplished individual in society.

I'm tired, so I'll pick these up again tomorrow.

Rong Fo- You're new, and I don't know you very well, but I am sure you have a large penis and you know how to use it in bed.

Slater- What can I say? You're the main man, man. Everyone wants to be you and be around you. You kick ass over many people on this site, and you make sure everyone knows it. You're the Duke of New York. You're A-#1.

Ali Mohamed- You can do the robot better than ANYONE in the world. Also, your name causes us to think; are you a bizarro Cassius Clay of some sort, or is your name a tribute to a personal hero? We are made smarter by these ruminations.

Litmus Configuration- You have 17 posts, but they are all of the utmost intelligence and quality. Also, you know how to put bitches in their place; you can run game with the best of them.

The_Gitmeister- I'm pretty sure git is an insult, so you're not one of them, but you do help other gits self esteem, so I guess you are their appointed leader to make them feel better. You have ripped apart more hymens than any person in the world, and the women love you for it.

Smirk- You have read "Me Talk Pretty One Day", one of the funniest books ever written, so not only do you have good taste in reading, but you also have something most people don't; GOOD TASTE.

Alice in Wonderland- You were registered on 02-22-02 which is pretty fucking cool. You also help to keep Hobbit antics to a minimum, which really helps because some people take it too far. You are more intelligent than most people, but you aren't conceited about it.

Dragon Ma- You're name is cool, like a fucking ninja or something. Like a ninja, you are skillful and deadly, yet you have the wisdom to know when to smack down on someone, and when to leave them be.

Straxboy- An Anthony Hickox Film- "Straxboy" is a tour de force rollercoaster ride full of thrills, chills, and spills, with just enough character and emotion so that the audience stays engaged. First time director Anthony Hickox exudes a confidence and natural sense of the camera lacked by most veterans, and the movie is a sheer joy to watch. FOUR STARS.

Slowpulse- You are a lively and entergetic fellow who does not live up to your lackadaisacal monniker. You are a well-read individual and you are a shining symbol of your proud country.

thedudeabides- The Big Lebowski is the funniest movie ever made, so you're already superdoubleuber cool for naming yourself after it. I am sure you can quote many lines from the film, which makes you all that much a neater person to hang around. YOU ROCK.

Carl90210- You didn't fuck MY mom, but you sure as hell fucked a ton of others you MILF-fucker, you. I don't know what it is about you, but hot older women who know how to use their pussy just go wild when they see you walking down the street. Fuck their brains out, man.

Nanoblech- You're just plain awesome. There's not much more to it than that.

BobClark- You have the good sense to quote Devin in your sig, which demonstrates that you know how to keep good company. Your post count is lower than the main BBS guys, but you earn just as much as respect as any of them deserve. And I'm sorry, but I can't help but be attracted to you.

Billzaebub- I don't know how you did that little thing with the a and the e but it sure looks damn cool. I will not hump you with ass kisses, but that doesn't mean there isn't a long line of ladies seeking to do so.

Gigolo Joe- You deserve every dollar you get paid because you make the ladies come three times, everytime. But you're not just a capable set of balls, you also have a great personality and intellect that makes the ladies want to be around you, but that costs extra.

kittyinjammies- Awww... you so cute.

Sammy Jankis- You need a homepage because you are so fun to be around. I would probably pay 50 dollars for one month of time at your homepage, because it would be so awesome. You are smarter than everyone in the world.

Malachi Constant- You are one of the coolest people on the BBS. You're a bit newer, but you've already made your mark as one funny bastard who can hold up a conversation with the best of them. YOU FUCKING OWN THE HUMOR BBS, YOU KING OF COMEDY, YOU.