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post #101 of 112
4/5/04 at 10:35am
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post #102 of 112
4/5/04 at 10:43am
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Astromarine- "Say there, Astromarine, what going on?"

"Not much. I just saved some orphans from a flaming roller-coaster crash, then I made some onion rings for some abused elderly people, and now I off to go cure AIDS while I make the world a safer place for kittens."

"Wow! You rock, Astromarine!"


Kyle Reese- You traveled 30 years into the past to knock up your military leader's mom. Doesn't get much cooler than that.

But with you it does! You're so cool, I bet you ride a dragon to work, and when your boss refuses you a raise, you just cross your arms and say "Mr. Firewings says different" and you get the raise with which you use to travel back in time and knock up Marilyn Monroe.
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post #103 of 112
4/5/04 at 11:06am
Mmmm, kittens. Especially with onion rings...
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post #104 of 112
4/5/04 at 11:16am
Thanks, man. Unfortunately, I ride a Dodge Stratus to work, not a mythical beast. And no amount of demands will get you a raise at Stop N' Shop...you get 25 cents more an hour after a fucking YEAR.

I've been there about 4 months, and I have no intention of sticking around long enough to go from 7 an hour to 7.25.

The Taxman would probably take it all away anyways.

The only ray of sunshine in this drab existence of mine is the occasional trip back in time to forcibly expand my family tree with Chrono-Semen.
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post #105 of 112
4/5/04 at 12:08pm
hrrrum... its been many, many moons since ive posted under my few years old alias of FallenAngel.. stopped right around the time the whole 'organic webshooters' concept came out for Spidey... so if you have anythin cheery to say.. itll be some slick invention of your imagination under this new guise

that said.. boost my spirits, please! in return, i will boost my post count with intelligent and non-flaming comments... or atleast until someone insults batman in my presence
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post #106 of 112
4/5/04 at 12:21pm
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AxeMurderer108- It's okay. I know plenty of people who would be scared off by the phrase "organic web-shooters" (Now you're playing with power! Haw haw!). That being said, no women are scared off by your web-shooter because it is so attractive and healthy looking. And you should be making at least 20 dollars an hour with as good a job as you do.
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post #107 of 112
4/6/04 at 8:14am
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Originally posted by Werbal_Kint
Slowpulse- You are a lively and entergetic fellow who does not live up to your lackadaisacal monniker. You are a well-read individual and you are a shining symbol of your proud country.
wow, i'm like a sort of ambassador? cool! (it puts some pressure on me, though. don't wanna embarrass my country, you know)

thank you werbal. you are of course a complete whore, but that's quite all right on these boards, buddy.

ps: i'm not sure what "entergetic" means, but as long as it doesn't affect my sexual drive, i'm ok with it.
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post #108 of 112
4/6/04 at 2:07pm
Cook me some rice too!
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post #109 of 112
4/6/04 at 3:26pm
"Tiff- If you were an action figure, you'd be the one with the light-up fists, cause those one's rule."

I rule, I rule!! Thanks Werbal, I needed that. You're not so bad yourself!!

Tiff
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post #110 of 112
4/6/04 at 7:32pm
I demand stuff!
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post #111 of 112
4/6/04 at 8:18pm
Lick my lovepump...

(should lovepump be hyphenated?....)

(...or maybe even two words?....)




(Bollocks...)
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post #112 of 112
4/13/04 at 5:15pm
Ahem....
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