Werbal's Heaping Helpin' O' Compliments - Page 2

I am not Davey Havok- You may not be Davey Havok, but you could of fooled me because you kick ass in the most extreme manner, quite similar to what the real Davey Havok does. You seem to me like the kind of guy that likes to be sippin' on Cristal while rollin' down the street in a BMW with 20 inch spinner. Pimp on, my brother.

Nordling- Your ego is soft and pleasant to the touch, as I am certain your manhood is as well; soft like a baby duck but powerful like an aluminum baseball bat. And you know how to swing it.

Embrodak- Your name reminds me of a Master of a Universe Villain and that's pretty damn awesome. "Can He-man defeat the fearsome Embrodak with his Iron-grip claws and handsome features? PROBABLY NOT!"

Eyeball Kid- It's okay, "Assign you a Super-power" is a hard thread to follow up with, cause once you hit super-speed, you're at the bottom of the barrel, right? It was still an entertaining thread, like most of your other posts, and you help keep CHUD an interesting place to keep visiting. You're one of the good ones.

Farina Mystic- You're a newbie, but your posts are coherent and actually apply to the topic at hand, which is more than I can say for many newbies. And your name makes me think of Dennis Farina wearing a wizard's hat, and that's always a good thing. You are a hard worker and deserve a raise.

Gruber- The tests came back today... it's yours. "Gruber.... YOUUUUU... ARE MY NUMBER ONE GUYYY...."

Charles B- Whereas other people would have picked the more funky and retarded "Chuckie Bee" as a name, you kept it real, yo, and are better off because of it. In addition to this, your ejaculate tastes like strawberry ice cream and you have the best head of hair in the world.

monkeycupcakes- Another newbie who is sure to become a productive CHUD member, so long as he is not intimidated by the awesomeness of the likes of Slater, Embrodak, and Gruber just to name a few. Incidently, monkey cupcakes sound like the most delicious dessert in the world.

Hellspawn- Myself and other FEARPHEARFEER your demonic powers and witty banter. In addition to this, women are attracted to your winning smile and raging two-foot mega-cock that you possess, or shall I say, it possesses YOU.

ARGH IT WAS LATE AND I WAS TIRED

The Gistmeister- You have a beautiful smile that seems to actually fucking reflect light. It helps to blind the ladies when you slip them the tongue, and they enjoy it. Also, you bring an air of kewl to the BBS that nobody can come close to topping.

DEFAULT FEMALE POINTS!!!

Agent Helix- If people were Slurpee flavors, you'd be Sour Blue Cherryberrymelon with a chocolate straw.

Tiff- If you were an action figure, you'd be the one with the light-up fists, cause those one's rule.

Boomstick- A newbie, but a prolific posting one; always a good sign of good taste in websites. And Bruce Campbell salutes your name and wants to know where you buy your cologne, because it smells like the pure essence of all things manly.

Johnny Daywalker- Truly a pure soul, this is one of the few guys on this board who WON'T be going to hell. In Heaven, there are large breasted angels who shit marshmallows and piss chocolate milkshakes, and you'll get to have 50 of them. You'll probably even be elected President of Heaven cause you rock so much.

Swykk- Your name is the sound made when someone spits out watermelon seeds, which is cool because watermelons are one fruit that tastes like greatness, which is what Swykk is; pure greatness. With ribs and corn on the cob.

Torm Labrun- Your name kinda looks like ToM Labrun, and it confuses people, which is awesome because whenever you can befuddle people, it is a good day. You must have lots of good days because you are smarter than everyone else and just your very presence would make Stephen Hawking seem as retarded as he looks.

Will- You keep it real big Will-ie style. One of the head honchos on the board, you confound us with your encyclopedic knowlegde and woo us with your flirtacious wiles. You, scamp, you. Everyone loves you and wants to be loved by you.

HeavyMetalThunder- The spirit of ROCK flows through your veins like donuts flow through Elvis. Nobody rocks and/or rolls like you do, and for that, we salute you. I know it's only rock n' roll, but it fucking kicks motherfucking-ass, and HeavyMetalThunder is the high priest of the Church of Rockin' Rock of Rocker-Day Saints.

ABSOLUTELY. If they deny it they are lying, but they are still cool while they lie.

Lionel Horsepackage- Your name speaks the truth. You are hung in the equine manner. And your first name reminds me of Lionel trains, and those are fun. You are also smarter than Einstein's and Stephen Hawking's manbaby.

He's only been around since February. That's pretty new in my book. (I'm pretty new in my book)

My bad. Boomstick is thusly cooler.