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post #101 of 135
4/7/04 at 1:18am
168. Ninja-Pirates that burst into flames when they get angry.
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post #102 of 135
4/7/04 at 1:29am
Quote:
Originally posted by Werewolf Girl is the Universe
168. Ninja-Pirates that burst into flames when they get angry.
168a. ...or horny.
168b. ...or hungry.
168c. ...or confused.
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post #103 of 135
4/7/04 at 1:34am
Silly me, how could I forget.
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post #104 of 135
4/7/04 at 2:00am
169. Explosions ala' Michael Bay.

170. Buildings being blown up, but causing no harm to any one person.
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post #105 of 135
4/7/04 at 2:44am
171. The Wilhelm
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post #106 of 135
4/7/04 at 3:09am
The Ninja-Pirates made me remember...


172. Ninja-Planet love.


courtesy of the CHUD radio show
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post #107 of 135
4/7/04 at 3:20am
173. Nazis.

174. Red-neck Sheriffs

175. Burt Reynolds
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post #108 of 135
4/7/04 at 3:34am
Quote:
Originally posted by General Zod
174. Red-neck Sheriffs

175. Burt Reynolds
What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
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post #109 of 135
4/7/04 at 3:46am
176. Muzzle flashes

177. Shell casings

178. Head shots

179. DTS
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post #110 of 135
4/7/04 at 7:19am
180. Ferret sidekicks
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post #111 of 135
4/7/04 at 7:31am
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Originally posted by Sister Gracie Lou
You forgot to throw in a scene of Hot Lesbian Action.
That's Act I, Scene II. Tomorrow, maybe. I think it'll happen on a ninja-pirate ship.
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post #112 of 135
4/7/04 at 12:57pm
Gotta be zombie-pirate-ninjas.
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post #113 of 135
4/7/04 at 3:34pm
They can't be monkey zombie-pirate-ninjas?
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post #114 of 135
4/7/04 at 4:58pm
181) Midgets (God I miss Billy Barty)

182) Evil clowns and/or mimes

183) Hot sex scenes

184) Nazis

185) Monsters (the bigger the better)

186) Stunts that make you think Holy S**t

187) Effects work that gives you the heebie jeebies

188) A director w/ a great visual flair

189) Naked women being chased by lizard men
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post #115 of 135
4/9/04 at 8:37pm
190. Tony Todd.

191. Shit being fucked up.

192. Baboons.

193. John Travolta in dreadlocks uttering the words "man-animal", "ratbrain" and "leverage."
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post #116 of 135
4/9/04 at 10:03pm
194. Sonny Landham

195. The main villian talking too much and paying for it later
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post #117 of 135
4/9/04 at 10:10pm
Thread Starter 
196. Fictional American Presidents that are either hyper-cowardly or hyper-brave

197. Any character named "Duke of *blank*"

198. Guys with eyepatches
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post #118 of 135
4/10/04 at 11:50am
199. Extreme overacting by a respected actor. ("YOHHH THE DUUUUUUUKE!!!!! *brakakakakakakakaka!* A-NUMBAH ONNNNNE!!!")
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post #119 of 135
4/10/04 at 11:58am
200. Shots of breakable items (i.e. a snow globe or
crystal paper weight) falling from someone's hand
to crash on the floor, symbolizing a death or that someone's
going to meet Dark Scratch.

201. Androids that have British accents.
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post #120 of 135
4/10/04 at 11:59am
202. When someone knocks over a glass or something else, it basically gets tipped over, it doesn't fall far at all, and it shatters.

203. CROM! (and he lives in the earth.)
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post #121 of 135
4/29/04 at 12:42am
204. Gene Hackman yelling.
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post #122 of 135
4/29/04 at 12:55am
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205. Gary Busey

206. Jake Busey

207. Bonus points if either Busey dies in stated film

208. Opening credits with animation of some kind (despite the fact the film is not animated)
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post #123 of 135
4/29/04 at 4:20am
210. Catfights
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post #124 of 135
4/29/04 at 8:35am
A joint.
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post #125 of 135
4/29/04 at 9:50am
Quote:
Originally posted by Z-Man
A joint.
That brought a smile to my face.


211.) Gratuitous ass shots.
212.) Beautiful, long-haired women stroking
animals.
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post #126 of 135
4/29/04 at 1:17pm
Thread Starter 
213. Nipples poking through shirts

214. Accidental gunshot wounds

215. Peter Stormare
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post #127 of 135
4/29/04 at 1:43pm
Listen guys...all you really need is a movie that somehow manages to synch with Pink Floyd's The Wall perfectly...

Then you get doped up on oregano and play The Wall (the movie) and the album at the same time that you're watching the aforementioned synch-perfect movie.

(make sure MGM did it...that lion is the coolest)
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post #128 of 135
4/29/04 at 7:36pm
216. Drag Queens
217. A musical number
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post #129 of 135
4/29/04 at 7:44pm
218. Japanese girls that...giggle.
219. Using potted plants to kill people.
220. A sensitive man that turns into a rampaging killer.
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post #130 of 135
4/30/04 at 7:10pm
221. Sophisticated British Villians
222. Random deaths of beloved characters
223. Unexpected Profanity from children
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post #131 of 135
4/30/04 at 7:32pm
Thread Starter 
224. Evil white cops

225. Car chases where a hub-cap flies off and rolls past camera
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post #132 of 135
4/30/04 at 10:34pm
Making up for lost time, apologize about the length.

226. Severed fingers.

227. Shakedancing.

228. A steel cage death match.

229. People eating soup.

230. "It's not what it looks like."

231. A minotaur.

232. Either a lack of product placement, or product placement so ridiculously obvious it's funny.

233. FLAMING MAN!

234. Suicide by hanging

235. Revenge.

236. Abundant continuity errors.

237. Brooding henchman that steal the show with their cold-blooded stare, lack of dialogue, and special fighting technique(s).

238. Someone playing God.

239. Anime flashbacks in a live action film. Yes, inspired by Kill Bill, but imagine if select flashbacks were anime in "The English Patient" or something.

240. Christian Bale.
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post #133 of 135
4/30/04 at 10:41pm
241. Characters with the first name "Wayne".
242. Close ups of an animal's face. For no reason.
243. Shots of food on a table.
244. Characters that have foreign accents and lose
them by the end of the film.
245. Women that dye their hair to change their appearance.
246. Bug-eyed goth children drawing sinister things.
247. Films shot in forests that look like they're in the Amazon.
248. Sweaty, good-looking men with incredible bulges.
249. Women eating ice cream cones.
250. Underwater dance sequences.
251. Miss Piggy
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post #134 of 135
5/1/04 at 12:10am
Thread Starter 
252. Wealthy debutants being run afoul of

253. Pies

254. No singing
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post #135 of 135
5/1/04 at 12:19am
255. Someone making a startling revelation while taking a piss.
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