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post #51 of 135
4/4/04 at 10:57pm
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74. Plane crashes

75. Bonus points if said plane crash depicts people being sucked out of the plane
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post #52 of 135
4/4/04 at 11:11pm
76. Bill Paxton

77. Ed Norton losing his shit.
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post #53 of 135
4/4/04 at 11:34pm
77. Steve Zahn
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post #54 of 135
4/5/04 at 1:09am
78. Ernie Reys, Jr.

79. "It's a trap!"

80. Stickin' it to The Man.
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post #55 of 135
4/5/04 at 1:49am
81. One of those scenes where someone's in a public place, and all the seemingly normal people are in fact secret agents, covertly watching him.
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post #56 of 135
4/5/04 at 2:00am
82. "Not today."

83. "Not on my watch."
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post #57 of 135
4/5/04 at 2:13am
84. Brian Cox
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post #58 of 135
4/5/04 at 10:00am
Quote:
Originally posted by g-dude
13. Monica Bellucci in either revelaing clothing or just plain ol' naked.
13b. monica bellucci, period.
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post #59 of 135
4/5/04 at 10:09am
85. Chainsaws

86. Bill Moseley

87. Creepy Asian kids
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post #60 of 135
4/5/04 at 10:35am
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88. Voodoo rituals

89. Parachutes
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post #61 of 135
4/5/04 at 10:44am
90. A cop who is this close to retirement.

91. "The power was inside you all along."
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post #62 of 135
4/5/04 at 10:58am
91. William H. Macy

32b. Fembots
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post #63 of 135
4/5/04 at 11:29am
92. A bad Mexican character named Mendoza.

93. Tit fucking.
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post #64 of 135
4/5/04 at 11:29am
94. DANNY TREJO
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post #65 of 135
4/5/04 at 12:23pm
95. A bookish white fella proving his street smarts by body popping at a nightclub in a black neighbourhood.

96. Abe Vigoda
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post #66 of 135
4/5/04 at 12:24pm
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97. Check Cola

98. Sexually suggestive scenes of girls being covered in spider-web
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post #67 of 135
4/5/04 at 12:53pm
99. Vampires and werewolves

100. Someone drinking a beer and "cheeting" on his wife.

101. Someone with a BOMB IN HIS CHEST!

This portion of the list brought to you by AICN talkback forum circa last year.
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post #68 of 135
4/5/04 at 1:28pm
In no particular order:

102. Jude Law, Cary Grant, Grace Kelly, Billy Wilder

103. No sound in space.

104. Any "That guy" character actor

105. Exploding heads

106. Period costumes (especially corsets!)

107. HLA
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post #69 of 135
4/5/04 at 1:52pm
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108. Absurdly vicious crocodiles/alligators

109. Giant Nuclear-fueled [insert random creature]

110. Silencers
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post #70 of 135
4/5/04 at 2:08pm
111. the line "Shot, Chopped, and Scored by" in the opening titles

112. Angelina Jolie

113. a villain named Gruber

114. the use of a minigun to mow down a great piece of jungle
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post #71 of 135
4/5/04 at 3:25pm
115. Freeze-frame character introductions, a'la "Sabotage" video.
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post #72 of 135
4/5/04 at 3:28pm
116. Nuke.
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post #73 of 135
4/5/04 at 3:32pm
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117. Candy bars that look like poop

118. Car chases in which a hub-cap flies off and rolls towards camera
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post #74 of 135
4/5/04 at 3:39pm
119. The title of the movie flying towards or exploding towards the audience.
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post #75 of 135
4/5/04 at 3:46pm
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120. People falling off cliffs

121. Killer viruses
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post #76 of 135
4/5/04 at 3:47pm
122. Hot girl-on-girl action.
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post #77 of 135
4/5/04 at 4:00pm
123. Bad guy with scar

124. Good guy with scar

125. Hot chick with car
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post #78 of 135
4/5/04 at 5:11pm
126. A cold blooded pimp

127. "You got the touch! You got the Pow-AHH!!"
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post #79 of 135
4/5/04 at 5:17pm
128. Intestines strung up in a tree like christmas tinsel.

129. Jason vs King Kermit
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post #80 of 135
4/5/04 at 6:21pm
130. Double-gun face offs.
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post #81 of 135
4/5/04 at 11:20pm
131. Clowns going apeshit with a rifle

132. Someone screaming "I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Then going apeshit with a rifle.

133. Hot guy on guy action

134. Johnny Depp in a dress

135. Johnny Depp period

136. Vampire bar fights

137. Decapitation

138. The phrase "Commie bastards."
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post #82 of 135
4/5/04 at 11:29pm
139. Slow motion action..especially when it's a big-breasted
woman running.

140. Shakespearan-themed language...in pig latin.

141. Someone quoting biblical passages as they're
about to take an axe to someone.
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post #83 of 135
4/5/04 at 11:48pm
142. Bionic appendages and/or enhancements.
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post #84 of 135
4/5/04 at 11:53pm
143. A man tearing his shirt off to reveal rippling muscles
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post #85 of 135
4/5/04 at 11:57pm
144. Someone getting shot and falling from a 7-story
building...into a pool.

145. People having sex in a pool.

146. Cars driving into pools.
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post #86 of 135
4/6/04 at 12:40am
147. Use of the term "cesspool".
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post #87 of 135
4/6/04 at 12:53am
148. Someone removing a cigar in order to utter a witty one-liner.
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post #88 of 135
4/6/04 at 1:30am
149. Monkey knife fight
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post #89 of 135
4/6/04 at 1:40am
150. Lance Henriksen
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post #90 of 135
4/6/04 at 1:45am
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151. Scientist in glasses looking pensive and saying "My God..."

152. Dudes getting kicked out of helicopters

153. People hanging onto rotating ferris wheels
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post #91 of 135
4/6/04 at 1:46am
154. Tom Arnold coked up
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post #92 of 135
4/6/04 at 6:39am
155. A catch phrase from a current television commercial that you'll have to explain to your kids twenty years from now.
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post #93 of 135
4/6/04 at 2:50pm
156. Having nothing but cars from the 1970's...in a
film based on events that occured in 2002.
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post #94 of 135
4/6/04 at 6:12pm
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157. Cars crashing into gas tankers which then explode violently

158. Excessive poon shots in an R-rated movie

159. Train wrecks
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post #95 of 135
4/6/04 at 6:31pm
We've got to make this movie. Lance Henrikson in a lab coat, staring pensively up at a bunch of people hanging from a Ferris wheel, takes a cigar out of his mouth and, adjusting his glasses, says "My God...it's Jude Law, Cary Grant, Grace Kelly, and Billy Wilder!" A coked-up Tom Arnold slaps him and says "For God's sake, pull yourself together man!" and so on and so on.

It's a hit!
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post #96 of 135
4/6/04 at 6:57pm
160. Shatner being self-deprecating.

161. Lesbian Hardy Boys
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post #97 of 135
4/6/04 at 8:03pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Seabass Inna Bun
We've got to make this movie. Lance Henrikson in a lab coat, staring pensively up at a bunch of people hanging from a Ferris wheel, takes a cigar out of his mouth and, adjusting his glasses, says "My God...it's Jude Law, Cary Grant, Grace Kelly, and Billy Wilder!" A coked-up Tom Arnold slaps him and says "For God's sake, pull yourself together man!" and so on and so on.

It's a hit!
You forgot to throw in a scene of Hot Lesbian Action.
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post #98 of 135
4/6/04 at 8:10pm
Quote:
Originally posted by izzim
150. Lance Henriksen
Yes!
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post #99 of 135
4/6/04 at 8:17pm
162 - Bionic monkeys.
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post #100 of 135
4/6/04 at 8:44pm
163 - Michael Keaton

164 - Samuel L. Jackson w/ flaring nostrils, wide eyes, and screaming every sentence.

165 - Ashley Judd doing what she's good for...getting naked.

166 - Billy Bob Thronton

167 - Paul Reubens, just for the "what the fuck is he in this for!?" factor.
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