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Diva has what?

post #1 of 34
4/5/04 at 5:56pm
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I'll believe them when I see them.

Come on, Alanis Morissette showed'em for a cause. How about you?
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post #2 of 34
4/5/04 at 6:11pm
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'd like to see this photo of Alanis showing 'em.
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post #3 of 34
4/5/04 at 6:17pm
Don't get excited, GFC. Alanis pulled a stunt at the Juno's (Like the Grammys, but Canadian. Therefore, inferior. KIDDING.) where she ripped off her clothes, but was wearing a body stocking. It was a knock at the current censorship troubles we're having.
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post #4 of 34
4/5/04 at 6:19pm
Good thing censors are practically non-existent on Canadian television. GOD BLESS THE CBC!
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post #5 of 34
4/5/04 at 6:19pm
Well that's disappointing. Maybe it's just the pervert in me, but I think such a statement calls for total nudity. Thanks for the info.
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post #6 of 34
4/5/04 at 6:28pm
I wouldn't be too excited about this:

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post #7 of 34
4/5/04 at 6:29pm
Wow, Dave Grohl is looking really weird these days...
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post #8 of 34
4/5/04 at 6:45pm
I think I see Dave Coulier in the crowd.
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post #9 of 34
4/5/04 at 6:59pm
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Isn't that Robert Plant and Natasha Lyonne in the front row there?

Let's get back on topic: Diva has titties.
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post #10 of 34
4/5/04 at 7:04pm
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Originally posted by jonvoight's car
I wouldn't be too excited about this:
What is covering up her titties?
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post #11 of 34
4/5/04 at 7:07pm
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Originally posted by billylove
What is covering up her titties?
Apparently, she had cartoonishly fake nipples and pubic hair. Alanis, I mean. I can't vouch for Diva.
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post #12 of 34
4/5/04 at 7:23pm
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Originally posted by jonvoight's car
Apparently, she had cartoonishly fake nipples and pubic hair. Alanis, I mean. I can't vouch for Diva.
Oh, I'm afraid her nipples are quite operational...
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post #13 of 34
4/5/04 at 9:09pm
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Originally posted by Jim Pappas/Jabba
Look, no offense, but I really DON'T want to see people naked in public. I don't care who it is, there is a reason clothes were invented. If I want to see someone naked I'll turn on my TV, ok? Diva, keep your clothes on, no offense.
BOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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post #14 of 34
4/5/04 at 9:13pm
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Originally posted by Jim Pappas/Jabba
Ok, Booooo. Ok, I'll post a picture of ME naked in here, then we'll see how quick you are to want to see pictures of naked people!
Again, BOOOOOOO!!!!
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post #15 of 34
4/6/04 at 12:50am
Didn't Alanis go naked in one of her music videos?
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post #16 of 34
4/6/04 at 2:50am
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Oh, I'm afraid her nipples are quite operational...
Retreat from her nipples? In our moment of triumph?
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post #17 of 34
4/6/04 at 4:59am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jim Pappas/Jabba
*if you want to understand the concept behind "better," pm me.
Pomposity makes this statement worse, not better.
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post #18 of 34
4/6/04 at 7:32am
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Originally posted by Jim Pappas/Jabba
Ok, Booooo. Ok, I'll post a picture of ME naked in here, then we'll see how quick you are to want to see pictures of naked people!
But, we want to see attractive people naked...

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post #19 of 34
4/6/04 at 9:41am
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If you want to understand the concept behind "attractive," pm me.
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post #20 of 34
4/6/04 at 11:13am
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Originally posted by DJEvil
Retreat from her nipples? In our moment of triumph?
With talk like that Diva will never show us her nipples.
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post #21 of 34
4/6/04 at 1:10pm
Heh. This thread is hilarious. Anyone who was fortunate enough to be around when the pictures in the Chud Boobies thread actually worked, they know that I do indeed have titties. I did not show my nipples, but I can assure you they are very nice.
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post #22 of 34
4/6/04 at 1:12pm
jonvoight's car that picture is scary. My nipples have gone into hiding.
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post #23 of 34
4/6/04 at 1:16pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by Diva
I did not show my nipples, but I can assure you they are very nice.
Come on, do it for your country. Or some beads. Or David Letterman. Whatever.
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post #24 of 34
4/6/04 at 2:43pm
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Originally posted by Diva
I did not show my nipples, but I can assure you they are very nice.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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post #25 of 34
4/6/04 at 2:48pm
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So we're bidding on them then? I'll up it to three dollars.
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post #26 of 34
4/6/04 at 2:52pm
They are priceless. All the money in the world couldn't cover the worth of them.

(I meant that as a compliment...hopefully it came out as one. )
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post #27 of 34
4/6/04 at 3:00pm
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Cheapskate.
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post #28 of 34
4/6/04 at 3:05pm
You guys are dorks.
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post #29 of 34
4/6/04 at 3:08pm
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Come on man, even cool guys like boobs.
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post #30 of 34
4/6/04 at 3:20pm
But nobody likes to see you beg like a dog. The internet's full of people begging like dogs.
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post #31 of 34
4/6/04 at 3:22pm
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I made a patriotic request and even offered money (more patriotic still). That's not exactly begging.
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post #32 of 34
4/7/04 at 2:10am
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Originally posted by DJEvil
Retreat from her nipples? In our moment of triumph?
With her nipples over my eyes, I can't see a thing! How am I supposed to fight?
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post #33 of 34
4/7/04 at 9:17am
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Originally posted by Jim Pappas/Jabba
That was an appropriate "booo." We should have more respect for Diva that simply wanting to see her naked. Not that I am necessarily complaining about seeing her tits, or the rest of her, naked, I am merely defending modesty and it's place in civilization.

There is a certain dignity and essential grace that we can maintain, and that dignity and grace makes us better* people.


*if you want to understand the concept behind "better," pm me.
Holy fuck. I actually agreed with Jabba about something.

I think that either a) I misread his post or b) the end times are imminent.

That said, there's still an its/it's mistake in there, and I'm still churlish enough to point this out, so maybe the world is still turning the same way.
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post #34 of 34
4/7/04 at 1:35pm
"That's no boob."

"The boob can have a strong influence on a weak mind."

"Watch your boob, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home."

"I find your lack of boob disturbing."

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the boob."

"Listen to them, they're dying, Artoo. Curse my metal body. I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault. My poor boob."

"I sense something. A boob I've not felt since..."

"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boob."

"Will someone get this big walking boob out of my way?"

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans. And bring me the boobs, I want them alive."
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