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Welcome new member, Matchstick0327.

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Awww man, now I'm gonna be all confused.
post #2 of 33
Pre-emptively ridiculing new members is my turf, Danny.
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Hey!
post #4 of 33
Thread Starter 
How's it going Matchstick03... DAMNIT.

It's a long road ahead.
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Originally posted by Rex Hudler
Pre-emptively ridiculing new members is my turf, Danny.
Midnight. The abandoned bakery. We rumble.
post #6 of 33
Shit, I thought you were Rufus Rockafeller 4568374.
post #7 of 33
Man, I hope I like the new Matchstick more than I like the old one.
post #8 of 33
Remind me - which one is "the funny one" again?
post #9 of 33
0319.
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I know misfit's "the other one", but I wasn't sure there was a "funny" one.
post #11 of 33
Well, I wasn't talking "ha ha" so much as "peculiar".
post #12 of 33
Matchsticks are legion.
post #13 of 33
See, this is a funny thread.
post #14 of 33
I was just thinking that it is painfully unfunny, but maybe because too many mentions of the word "stick" give me gran mal seizures, and I shit myself and forget who I am for three days.
post #15 of 33
So, I'm assuming we will have 9672 more Matchsticks to look forward too?
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The real Matchstick man.

Though you have to wait through a commercial to see him.
post #18 of 33
Yeah, see, the commercial dulls the impact. Nice effort, though. I expect great things in the future.

And I still fondly recall Matchstick0227. Boy, was he sassy!
post #19 of 33
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Originally posted by Clarence Beaks
And I still fondly recall Matchstick0227. Boy, was he sassy!
Kinda flaming, though.
post #20 of 33
Hm. Sure you aren't thinking of Matchstick0AMEN? The guy who played the deacon always struck me as a lil' buoyant in the Buster Browns.
post #21 of 33
So, when we get 1000 Matchsticks we'll have Super Matchstick, right?
post #22 of 33
No, but when seven of them combine, you get Turbo Jet Matchstick X-7.
post #23 of 33
Has this guy even made his first post yet?
post #24 of 33
When you're one of the 'Sticks, you don't even have to post...
post #25 of 33
I think it's a "hive mind" sort of thing. The Kevin Matchstick we know is their Queen, and this new one is a drone trying for dominance of the tribe. They'll probably fight soon...with erotic results.
post #26 of 33
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Originally posted by Dan Whitehead
I think it's a "hive mind" sort of thing. The Kevin Matchstick we know is their Queen, and this new one is a drone trying for dominance of the tribe. They'll probably fight soon...with erotic results.
For my money, fighting rams are far more likely to get me hot and bothered. When those horns collide, and those flank muscles ripple, you can practically taste the testosterone.

It tastes delicious.
post #27 of 33
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Originally posted by Dan Whitehead
No, but when seven of them combine, you get Turbo Jet Matchstick X-7.
Even better.
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I think you and DaveB should take on Matchstick0327 and DaveC in a good old fashioned tag-team wrasslin' match. Winners get the names.
post #30 of 33
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Originally posted by Kevin Matchstick
It has written its first post:

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.ph...89#post1084989

'It'?


How droll...
post #31 of 33
Post-signers always lose. Should be a fast match unless Bizarro Zod pulls a cheap run-in.
post #32 of 33
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Originally posted by gravedigger
Should be a fast match
(Copywrongbutohsoright Carl Cunningham)

Sorry for the "it", but sex yet to be determined. Making love, however...well, that's another story.
post #33 of 33
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Originally posted by Kevin Matchstick
(SNIP)

Sorry for the "it", but sex yet to be determined. Making love, however...well, that's another story.

No, no..I thought it was cute. If we have an
influx of Farinas on here, I might be doing
the same thing. Or not.
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