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What can you do to help you cum a lot? I've noticed I usually cum a lot, but on occasion, I cum a lot more than usual. What fruits do I eat? What exercises do I do?
post #2 of 19
Pineapples, my friend. They get you squirting like a super-soaker!
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Re: Cumming a lot

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Originally posted by fabfunk
What fruits do I eat? What exercises do I do?
Is this a riddle or do you lack long term memory?
post #4 of 19
Jazzercise.
post #5 of 19
Refrain from masturbation for a day or so. If
you can help it. To some people, the idea of
not touching themselves is unheard of.
post #6 of 19
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Originally posted by Otik
It's the reasons that Dinasours became extinct. They got distracted.
Nah, the real reason was that they found out they had long enough necks to suck themselves off. With that discovery made they forgot about unimportant shit like eating and drinking and died out. Same would happen if all of us guys could learn that trick. Someone should make a post-apocalyptic movie about that.
post #7 of 19
Take Lecithin.

It helps your immune system, as well as promoting stronger brain functions, but the real reason I take it is because it is supposed to help your semen become more plentiful.

Dosage on the bottle is 3-4 tablets daily, but I take 10 tablets in the morning.

It does seem to work. I am, um...more copius in my ammount, and I shoot farther than I did before.

The only side effect: My balls are bigger than before.

If you take this and drink a lot of milk, especially skim milk, you should notice a difference.

If anyone else has any other real ideas, let's hear them.
post #8 of 19
How can I "shoot" more?
Here's something you actually can change. If you masturbate a couple of times a day, chances are you aren't going to ejaculate very much semen, or ejaculate very forcefully. But if you want a more impressive ejaculation, hold back and save it up for a few days or a week. Drink a lot of water during the 6-hour period before you masturbate, and then draw out your masturbation session for as long as possible, spending a lot of time being very aroused. When you do finally ejaculate, it will probably come out with a lot more force, and there will be much more of it than usual. Plus, it'll feel way better than the average orgasm. Try it!

Courtesy Jackinworld.com
post #9 of 19
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What about if I wanted to increase distance?
post #10 of 19
Kegels man. Do Kegels for awhile and you'll notice an increase in distance.
post #11 of 19
Thread Starter 
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Originally posted by Brendan
Kegels man. Do Kegels for awhile and you'll notice an increase in distance.

Uh, what exactly is that?
post #12 of 19
You know that muscle you use to stop peeing? Tightening that is called a kegel. Both men and women can do them, and it's supposed to give you more intense orgasms as the muscle gets stronger. I think the theory here is that a more intense orgasm would produce more "precious bodily fluids".
post #13 of 19
Alright now, you Peter North wannabes!
post #14 of 19
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Originally posted by LéoThePro Jazzercise.
I honestly have been laughing for an hour over this quip.
post #15 of 19
Even Rebecca Romijn likes Cumming a lot:

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Re: Cumming a lot

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Originally posted by fabfunk
What can you do to help you cum a lot? I've noticed I usually cum a lot, but on occasion, I cum a lot more than usual. What fruits do I eat? What exercises do I do?
post #17 of 19
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
What about if I wanted to increase distance?
What a great question! Does anybody know the answer?
post #18 of 19
Much like his idol, temos never fucking learns.
post #19 of 19
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Much like his idol, temos never fucking learns.
You shouldn't complain. It's your free target practice.
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