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post #1 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:26pm
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My god....
http://www.jeanclaudevandamme.net/
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post #2 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:27pm
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post #3 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:28pm
Simply incredible. This has reaffirmed my confidence in humanity. I'm dead serious. THIS MUST BE MINE.
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post #4 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:29pm
This truly redefines YEAAAARGGGHH
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post #5 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:29pm
lol, if you could die of laughter, then I'm a zombie.
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post #6 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:31pm
AIND DE VAN DAMME EES BACK BAYBEE WEETH DE TAKEENG OF DE PEEKZURES EEN HEES OWN HOUZE BAYBEEEEEEE!!!!!! *High kick*
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post #7 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:33pm
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That is one of the best website intros i've ever seen. I especially like the shot of Shirtless Van Damme standing next to a Mercedes that probably isn't his.
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post #8 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:36pm
No, it's his. You must understand how many months he has to save up for that. He had to go without pure colombian cocaine for FOUR MONTHS. For those four months he just was able to afford street thug coke. We must admire him for this ultimate of sacrifices. Yeaaaarrrrgggh.
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post #9 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:37pm
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Originally posted by wadew1
That is one of the best website intros i've ever seen. I especially like the shot of Shirtless Van Damme standing next to a Mercedes that probably isn't his.
Best use of Flash since the invention of Flash.
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post #10 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:39pm
The intro is missing this image:

It's still missing the Van Damme/Baby Lions picture. He's either about to commit the sweetest taboo, or knock lion heads together.
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post #11 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:40pm
Excellent find! If one had time, one could make a picture story out of this series:

http://www.jeanclaudevandamme.net/cowboy-1.jpg

http://www.jeanclaudevandamme.net/front-.jpg

http://www.jeanclaudevandamme.net/face.jpg
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post #12 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:42pm
BRUISE
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post #13 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:43pm
http://www.jeanclaudevandamme.net/cowboy-1.jpg
"So... ehhh... ya... eyem aboot to duu one aff my famuss high keecks.... put first.... YEAAAARRGHHH check out my POSE BAYBEEEE!!!!!"

http://www.jeanclaudevandamme.net/front-.jpg
"AND YEAAAAAARRRRRGH WEETH DE HYE KEECK! DE VAN DAMME EES BACK BAYBEEEEEE!!!!!!! LIEK ON DE E TUE HOLLYWUUD STORY!"

http://www.jeanclaudevandamme.net/face.jpg
"Eye was de best befohrr, and eyem going to be de best agayne. Right after eye take dees celebwatorhee coke sneef."
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post #14 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:43pm
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And De Jean Claude Van Damme promises YOU dat i have snorted at least one line off of every Ted-ee burr sold! YAHHHH!
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post #15 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:44pm
ooh! ooh!


ooh!


ooh


which fan club option are you guys gonna go for?

for 49.95, you get everything with option 1, PLUS HAT
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post #16 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:44pm
lol
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post #17 of 37
4/22/04 at 2:47pm
I'm gonna have to go with the 99 dollar option. But my credit card is maxed out...
DO THEY TAYKE BISON DOLLUHRS BAYBEEEEEE?????
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post #18 of 37
4/22/04 at 3:11pm
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I want the video version of those pics. Something like a 45 minute custom video where JC is shirtless and doing the same kick in his basement over and over.

*son enters*

JC Son #15- "Jesus, dad...."

JCVD- "Ey! Eets my son Numberr Feefteen! Ey son, take off your shurt and keek with me!"

JC Son #15- "But i don't really want...."

JCVD- "JUST KEEK!"
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post #19 of 37
4/22/04 at 3:26pm
Ummm, this is odd.

Go to the TRIVIA PAGE and you find the first question is;

1. JCVD played the predator in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s movie Predator.

Scroll down to the answers and it turns out that, much to everyone's surprise, the answer is...TRUE!

I mean, what the fuck? They're just putting up blatantly false 'trivia'.
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post #20 of 37
4/22/04 at 3:35pm
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Originally posted by DrVenkman
Ummm, this is odd.

Go to the TRIVIA PAGE and you find the first question is;

1. JCVD played the predator in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s movie Predator.

Scroll down to the answers and it turns out that, much to everyone's surprise, the answer is...TRUE!

I mean, what the fuck? They're just putting up blatantly false 'trivia'.
Actually he was cast as the original predator, but seeing as it wasn't very good, they decided to reshoot with a different predator and design. Almost killed the project.
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post #21 of 37
4/22/04 at 3:37pm
Yeah I know that, but the question makes it seem as if he was in the finished film, and not fired soon after shooting began.
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post #22 of 37
4/22/04 at 9:30pm
Quote:
Originally posted by wadew1
I want the video version of those pics. Something like a 45 minute custom video where JC is shirtless and doing the same kick in his basement over and over.

*son enters*

JC Son #15- "Jesus, dad...."

JCVD- "Ey! Eets my son Numberr Feefteen! Ey son, take off your shurt and keek with me!"

JC Son #15- "But i don't really want...."

JCVD- "JUST KEEK!"

Bwahahaha!!
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post #23 of 37
4/22/04 at 11:20pm
If there was a poster of JCVD doing a high kick with no shirt on, it would grace the area on my wall above my bed.
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post #24 of 37
4/23/04 at 9:02am
A PICTORIAL HISTORY:

de bruise

wuz alweeys

weed heem

through

good

times

and

bad.
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post #25 of 37
4/23/04 at 9:03am
(to the tune of "I'm All Out Of Love")

I'm all out of de bruise

bruise bruise bruise bruise BRUISE bruise...
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post #26 of 37
4/23/04 at 10:22am
"I love this song."
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post #27 of 37
4/24/04 at 1:22am
What the hell is that bumb in his head anyway? Does anyone know?
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post #28 of 37
4/24/04 at 2:32am
Rumor has it that it's filled with 100 percent pure cocaine.
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post #29 of 37
4/24/04 at 7:25am
*golf clap* Nice one, Gruber. I would love to see a reality show about the Vandaminator. Have a guy follow Van Damme around while he randomly kicks people and stuff. Kinda like I'm With Busey. I promise I'll watch it at first and then rapidly lose interest. Kinda like I'm With Busey.
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post #30 of 37
4/25/04 at 3:53am
Man, it'd be great if they posted some pics of VD kicking those boxes of jeans.

I think Van Damme is the only actor to have the same initials as Venereal Disease.

"Hey, wanna go catch a VD flick"

Doesn't sound too good, does it.
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post #31 of 37
5/3/04 at 4:56pm
Aware, baybeee! YEARRGHH!!!
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post #32 of 37
5/3/04 at 8:23pm
WTF IS THIS SHIT. All I could make out was
"AH SHON BON BON BOH BE AWARE"
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post #33 of 37
5/7/04 at 6:58pm
the mesmerising Kickboxer bootyshake is great, second only to his appearance in the video for MC Hammer/Deion Sanders collaboration "Straight to my feet" (from Streetfighter soundtrack album)
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post #34 of 37
5/8/04 at 6:26pm
From the site:
A former Van Damme trainer once used attack dogs to train the young Belgian.
True

Aha....

Van Damme became the biggest international martial arts superstar since Bruce Lee.
True

Mmmm..

Van Damme once said that he loved kicks because he wanted to ‘reach the big guys up there’.
True

Smart guy!! How 'bout using the hands?

Van Damme keeps to a high protein, low fat, high carbohydrate diet in order to stay in shape.
True

Now I sleep better at night, knowing he is out there, in shape.
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post #35 of 37
5/9/04 at 1:09pm
i just can't get enough of these threads..

YEEEEAAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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post #36 of 37
5/9/04 at 1:10pm
a friend of van dammage

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post #37 of 37
5/9/04 at 1:22pm
Quote:
Originally posted by Loki
a friend of van dammage
He is MOST welcome in this house.
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