Does Lindsay Lohan have fake knockers?

17 year olds can grow tits fast.

I feel dirty saying this (I'm 23) but damn, she's fine. If only she was a couple years older...

don't feel bad dude, 16 is the age of consent in the Bay State, and I'm 24, but if she come up to me in my hometown and said lets get it on, well, yes your honor, I'd hit it.

Wouldn't suprise me at all if they're fake. Her parents probably wanted her to get ahead, so they payed for them. They seemed to work for her.

If you would like a better picture to, AHEM, "study" to determine if they are fake or not, check out fabfunk's poll here.

I think after studying their movement...they seem pretty real to me. When she was on Kimmel she spent a lot of time adjusting, almost like she's a little uncomfortable about it - so again: real.

Agreed on that last point. Women know how to take care of their boobs, unless the boobs haven't been there for long. We certainly don't "adjust" in public.

For those attributing the boobage to a growth spurt: It's rare in this day and age for a 17 year old to suddenly grow breasts. That usually happens around ages 13-15. Especially for a girl like Lohan, who seem a bit overdeveloped for her age.

Amen to that.

There is no blueprint for human development. I have no idea whether or not her cans are real but I do know that there is no scientific formula that states that by XX age a girl's tits should be XX size. Growth spurts happen all the time & can occur during different periods depending on the body of the individual.

And are some of you analyzing her breasts year-by-year? Hell, she's only been popular for maybe a little over a year.

Lohan admitted on Leno a couple of weeks ago that she prefers men in 22-25 range, so there's always a chance for any of us in that age bracket.

The HARRY POTTER skit on SNL was both hilarious and incredibly sexy at the same time.

Of course. However, from my experience as a woman who has female friends and acquaintances, I can say with some confidence that most girls these days reach physical adulthood by their mid-teens. (We develop A LOT faster these days - I read recently that the average age now for starting to menstruate is something like 12.) I don't recall any of my girlfriends suddenly growing mountain ranges overnight at 17. That usually happens earlier in the teen years.

So Lohan was flat when she was 16? Again, I really have no idea because I don't recall seeing her photos until a couple months ago.

And I've seen girls that come back from their first year at college more volumptuous than they were before. It may not be the norm, but it's not that uncommon, either.

Whoa whoa whoa....It think we're all overlooking something:

They're planning on making a BRITNEY SPEARS BIOPIC?

Ha! Best. Thread hijack. Ever. Well, at least this week...

For the record, I know several girls whose boobs did not reach full boobaliciousness until their late teens; it's not exactly unheard-of; unusual at best.

In any case, let's not overlook the important point: real or not, they're lovely.

I still say real.

This is funny -

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww

17 = legal in New York

Okay why are these innocent little girls being dressed up and promoted as tramps? I mean first Britney (Who seems to have bought into the image completely!), Christina, Jessica, and now Lindsay!

Not that I am complaining I just wonder.....

So I guess this means she gets to go one more year before she gets to finally experience the magic that is VD?

she might have big nips. We might find out if she does when she hosts the MTV movie awards. How many under 18 jokes will there be?

I think they're real.

I concur.

Have y'all seen this one? It was posted earlier this morning and features full exposure.

And here's what the Fake Detective (fake-detective.com) had to say about it:

So, her right nipple should now be referred to as 'Anakin'?

Fake or not, it's damn funny. I wonder if she's seen these photo's yet? I would just love to see some sort of reaction out of her about it.

I don't think they're fake, I think they've a 17 year old's B-cup with her pushing them together with her arms. Go look, she's doing that in practically every pic.

I already posted this in a thread in the HUMOR forum, but since it is relevant to your query, here is a possible reaction from Ms. Lohan.

http://saymail.sympatico.ca/card/WH5lzXgP2bgpARJBtv.Cqq

Niiice.

What a treat to get this in the mail today!



There's only 3 more pictures inside, but they're pretty darn good.

Also, she's somewhat large, or "big boned" if you prefer, so I would think they're real. They look like they'd probably sag a great deal without a bra, so they don't seem fake to me.

From Ted Casablanca's gossip column

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/...04/040520.html

Padded Poking
I can't help it if women feel the impulse to discuss their breasts with me. I bumped into Lindsay Lohan at the Saved! premiere (more teen deets latuh), and like Kate Beckinsale at the Van Helsing hoedown a coupla weeks ago, L2 brought up the subject of her knockers herself. Not a peepin' request outta me--swear.

By now, boys in far-off Mongolia have heard the rumor that Ms. Lohan's rack is, well, silicone-based. Hadn't really thunk one way or another on the buoyant thangs--they don't exactly distract moi--until I asked L2 for her thoughts on being sexalicious. (Hmmm, maybe I am more interested in the gals' bods than I pretend to be.)

But back to the nipple--I mean point--at hand. In response to my, like, totally shallow inquiry, Ms. L. pooped:

"I'm kind of in a position where I don't want to be sexy right now, because [the gossip rags] were writing about my chest being fake. So, I'm afraid."

Damn, busted. 'Specially as she looked me in the hazel eye, diva to diva, and said, "They're real. I don't have implants. That's retarded. I'm 17."

I knew I liked this broad!

[Homer Simpson]
"Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively!"
[/Homer Simpson]

If only that form of vBcode actually made Homer Simpson show up in the post. That would rock.

Fuck anybody who calls her L2.

Ted Casablanca's column always cheers me up, because it proves that I am not, nor am I ever likely to become, the worst writer in the English-speaking world.

They circled the "suspect" area pointing out possible scar tissue. It could in fact be irritation from the times that she actually does wear a bra.

Until there is more solid proof, I choose to believe they're the real thing.

Yeah, her boobs are real - real silcone.....

The newest entry of LohanNipple™
http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/loh...tch-010026.php

Re: Does Lindsay Lohan have fake knockers?

I missed the ep, but caught it online. Funny.

Here's the link

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That was great.

That episode repeated this past weekend. Thanks for posting that sketch!