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Gwenyth has a baby girl and names her Apple

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Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow has given birth to her first child, a baby girl named Apple Blythe Alison Martin, People Magazine reported.

The baby, weighing 9 pounds, 11 ounces, was born Friday after what People described Saturday on its Web site as ``a long labor.'' Mother and daughter were said to be doing fine.

Paltrow announced in December that she and her husband, Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, were expecting a baby. The couple, who have been scrupulous about maintaining their privacy, were wed in December in a private ceremony in Santa Barbara.

``The Jewish part of me is superstitious about talking about it, so when people say, 'Are you going to find out about the sex? Do you have weird food cravings? Or 'How does your mom feel?,' I don't want to answer those questions,'' the 31-year-old actress recently told ``The Tonight Show's'' Jay Leno.

Paltrow, who won an Oscar for ``Shakespeare in Love,'' is the daughter of actress Blythe Danner and the late director Bruce Paltrow.

She hinted during an interview with W magazine earlier this year that she may do as her mother did and put her acting career on hold to raise her child.

``My mother turned down every fantastic movie there was,'' said Paltrow, who starred opposite her mother in last year's film ``Sylvia.'' ``She turned down these amazing things that would have made her a huge movie star.''
post #2 of 51
Apple...that is a cute name.
post #3 of 51
Guess they couldn't settle on a first name? Of all of them to come first in line, it's Apple. Geesh.
post #4 of 51
Does this mean if their next child is a boy they'll name him Orange?
Ba-dum-ba!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, thank you. Enjoy the veal. I'll be here through next week. Drive safely. God bless.
post #5 of 51
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Originally posted by Werewolf Girl is the Universe
Apple...that is a cute name.
stupid name. Wonder if it's one of those Kabbalah names. Celebs need to stay away from Madonna.
post #6 of 51
Apple...hmmm...

I have a friend who is a nurse in a charity hospital and when the less educated people come in, they never have names for the kids. So they always ask the nurses to give them name ideas, and they always give them off the wall ideas, names of objects, etc.

He suggested naming one girl "Placenta". And the woman named the child that. Awful.
post #7 of 51
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Why does your friend work at a charity hospital if he doesn't want to actually help people?!
post #8 of 51
Is there some reason famous celebs are morally opposed to giving their kids normal names? First it was states, then literary characters, and now fruit. It seems like these people are attention starved they give their kids a funky name just to make sure they stand out in a crowd.
post #9 of 51
People with a lot of money who know their children will be going to private schools can get away with naming their children retarded names.
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Originally posted by Werbal_Kint
People with a lot of money who know their children will be going to private schools can get away with naming their children retarded names.
In terms of name calling, private school students are a lot worse. Time to plan for homeschooling or a trust fund to buy out some big friends.
post #11 of 51
Actually, maybe I'm just in a mushy mood, but I'm with you, Werewolf Girl... I think Apple Martin's kind of cute, actually. Much better than the German mouthful -my- parents saddled me with.
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Originally posted by Thinking Hurts
I think Apple Martin's kind of cute, actually. Much better than the German mouthful -my- parents saddled me with.
It's not Apple Martin, it's Apple Blythe Alison Martin... two names too many.
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Originally posted by Thinking Hurts
Actually, maybe I'm just in a mushy mood, but I'm with you, Werewolf Girl... I think Apple Martin's kind of cute, actually.
Maybe Gwenyth's favorite drink is an Apple Martini.
post #14 of 51
Hey in about 18 years, she'll have an nice Apple pie.
post #15 of 51
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Originally posted by L7 Productions
It's not Apple Martin, it's Apple Blythe Alison Martin... two names too many.
Those are her middle names. I suppose they could simply start calling her Alison if the going gets tough.

Anyway, now that li'l Gwynnie's spawned, are we going to see millions of paparazzi photos of her and her husband carrying adowable little Apple around? And will Star and Us Weekly cackle about how "hefty" she's gotten? And then will she get back to her natural weight of 94 pounds by going on a fruitarian diet, earning a triumphant cover story in People magazine? All sources point to yes.
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If it had been a boy, do you suppose they would have named him Banana or Zuchini?
If it had been a boy it probably would have been named Snapple.
post #17 of 51
Apple is ten times better than Moon Unit.
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Apple is ten times better than Moon Unit.
Hardly a fair comparison since Frank Zappa isn't exactly known for being 100% right in the head to begin with.
post #19 of 51
Apple Martin may be a cute name for an infant or a young girl, but by the time she hits 16 everyone's going to think she's a stripper.
post #20 of 51
Gosh! .. why didn't she just name her kid "Kick My Ass!" and set up a fund for the future years of therapy.
post #21 of 51
Sometimes I think celebrities think of their kids as pets.

And I have the hunch they're already planning to call their second-born "Pie".
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Originally posted by Queen Mushroom
Those are her middle names. I suppose they could simply start calling her Alison if the going gets tough.

Anyway, now that li'l Gwynnie's spawned, are we going to see millions of paparazzi photos of her and her husband carrying adowable little Apple around? And will Star and Us Weekly cackle about how "hefty" she's gotten? And then will she get back to her natural weight of 94 pounds by going on a fruitarian diet, earning a triumphant cover story in People magazine? All sources point to yes.
I've actually seen Gwenyth Paltrow up close in person and she's suprisingly not as thin as you'd think. She's got a very natural looking figure, certainly not scary Hollywood anorexic or anything. And she's insanely beautiful. Not that any of this means anything, just fyi.

And Apple is a cute name.
post #23 of 51
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Apple's not that bad. But Demi and Bruce's kids are named Rumor, Scout and Tellulah. And Scout is a girl. I always picture that as a boy's nickname. Or that chick from Aliens.
post #24 of 51
Scout is a girl's name in To Kill a Mockingbird.
post #25 of 51
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Originally posted by foywonder
It seems like these people are attention starved they give their kids a funky name just to make sure they stand out in a crowd.
or rather to make sure that they'll get the shit bugged out of them for 20 or so years. if the kid is smart, she'll start introducing herself as "alison" from day one.

(and nobody should ever be allowed to call their daughter scout - no matter how famous they are. there should be a law or something)
post #26 of 51
Why? What's wrong with the name Scout?
post #27 of 51
You people realize that this is the spawn of a world-renowned actress and the lead singer of a popular rock band, correct? Those people don't get made fun of and beat up no matter what their name is. She'll have people kissing her ass her entire life.
post #28 of 51
Just because Apple is the child's first name, it doesn't mean that is the name she will go by. While the name is unusual, I think it's unique.

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Originally posted by Wilhelm
Scout is a girl's name in To Kill a Mockingbird.
Her name was Jean Louise Finch, but her nickname was Scout.
post #29 of 51
Believe it or not but this just this second dawned on me: we're actually bitching about a woman named Gwenyth giving her child a silly name. When's the last time anybody around her ran into someone named Gwenyth? Let's face it, people like these just live in a different world than the rest of us.
post #30 of 51
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Originally posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
You people realize that this is the spawn of a world-renowned actress and the lead singer of a popular rock band, correct? Those people don't get made fun of and beat up no matter what their name is. She'll have people kissing her ass her entire life.
Celebrities kids do get made fun of. Ozzy's kids got made fun of. Same with Alice Cooper to name some. And in 10 years will Coldplay be popular? And will Paltrow still be an A-List actress? The kid may not get beat up but kids will make fun of her. I'm sure a few will throw apples at her.
post #31 of 51
It's not going to happen. Seriously, I don't know where you went to school, but where most of us grew up, if you're hot and rich your name could be Asshat but you're still hanging with the cool kids.

Fact is, cool kids with weird names just become kids with quirky but fun names. The odd name becomes endearing.

I know many want to see the offspring of celebs to become nerds & get beat down like some of you probably were but it's just not happening.
post #32 of 51
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On a side note, I had a friend in middle school named Lacy Hooker. Clearly her parents hated her.
post #33 of 51
Apple for a name is NOTHING compared to the contestant on American Gladiators whose name was Purple Roundy.
post #34 of 51
I knew a girl in my debate class named Candy Apple, no shit. And her team name was Apple/Lemon. But I never knew the other girl so I don't know if she had a clever first name or not.
post #35 of 51
Kids' names are getting more and more stupid. When I have a son, I'm going to give him a good strong name, like Lando.
post #36 of 51
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Lamest Celebrity Names

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10. Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue, daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

9. Jett, son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston

8. Diezel and Denim, sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

7. Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael, children of Michael Jackson

6. Speck Wildhorse and Hud, sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

5. Pilot Inspektor, son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

4. Tu Morrow, daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre (seriously)

3. Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

2. Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva, children of Frank Zappa

1. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie, daughters of the late Paula Yates (Tiger Lily's dad is the late Michael Hutchence; Bob Geldof is father to the other three)

Honorable Mentions

-- Zowie (son of David Bowie -- he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan)

-- Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono)

-- Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths)

-- Jaz (daughter of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf)

-- Romeo and Brooklyn (sons of Victoria and David Beckham)

--Aurelius (son of Elle Macpherson)

-- Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of Robby Benson)

-- Hopper (son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn)

-- Kyd (son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)

-- Reignbeau and Freedom (daughter and son of Ving Rhames)

-- Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson).
Yes, someone was named Diva! And Zowie Bowie is an awesome name, although I would spell it Zoe.

Note: I have always thought Bruce and Demi's kids had lame names. It seems others agree.
post #37 of 51
Speck Wildhorse
Pilot Inspektor
Tu Morrow
Audio Science
Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson)

Beautiful. Especially Jermajesty. hehe
post #38 of 51
At least it ain't IBM

Ba-dum-ba!!!!!!!!!

It could have been worse, they could have called her Mac

Ba-dum-ba!!!!!!!!!

Thank you...thank you.
post #39 of 51
For a celebrity child name, I think Apple is positively conservative.

And also kind of cute. Good luck to her.
post #40 of 51
"Gwyneth" is Welsh, incidentally. I've met a few Gwyneths, and Wales is reportedly full of them, as well as other deeply Celtic contenders like Bronwen, Nerys, Rhiannon, et al.

Personally, I think the wierdest Welsh name is Myfanwy (pronounced Miv-ann-yu-ee, I think).
post #41 of 51
There was a joke that Tina Fey did in dress rehearsal for last week's SNL that got cut from the live show. I'm not sure why, I think it's pretty funny (maybe too clever?)

"Gwyneth Paltrow this week gave birth to a baby girl who she named Apple. However, her stripper name will be 'Golden Delicious'"..
post #42 of 51
Naming your daughter Apple is not as bad as naming your son Audio Science which is what Shannon Sossomon (Knight's Tale) did, I mean what was she thinking?
post #43 of 51
VH-1 was doing a story on this today, they mentioned that Jason Lee named his little boy Pilot Inspektor. Yes my spelling is correct.
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Originally posted by Brett Champion
Naming your daughter Apple is not as bad as naming your son Audio Science which is what Shannon Sossomon (Knight's Tale) did, I mean what was she thinking?
Actually, that makes a little bit of sense, as Sossamon was discovered by a well-known casting agent while helping a friend D.J. at a party for Gwyneth Paltrow back in 1999. Supposedly, when not on location, she continues to D.J. every Tuesday night at some club in Los Angeles.

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Originally posted by Barkatthemoon
VH-1 was doing a story on this today, they mentioned that Jason Lee named his little boy Pilot Inspektor. Yes my spelling is correct.
Perhaps Lee referenced the Book of Baby Names written by the late Frank Zappa.
post #45 of 51
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Originally posted by Brett Champion
Naming your daughter Apple is not as bad as naming your son Audio Science which is what Shannon Sossomon (Knight's Tale) did, I mean what was she thinking?
Audio fucking Science??? Tell me you're kidding...

actually I'm more shocked that someone was brave enough to impregnate her.
post #46 of 51
Joining the list of weirdly-named celeb babies is Coco Arquette, newborn daughter of David and Courteney Cox-Arquette.
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Originally posted by Colt45
Audio fucking Science??? Tell me you're kidding...

actually I'm more shocked that someone was brave enough to impregnate her.
Sadly, it's true. Fametracker.com has a whole thread dedicated to weird baby names named after Audio Science
post #48 of 51
Coco.

I get it: Courtney Cox. Cute.


Almost as bad as Audio Science Sossamon. Ugh. Wait, that kids initials are ASS!
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Originally posted by moovyphreak
Joining the list of weirdly-named celeb babies is Coco Arquette, newborn daughter of David and Courteney Cox-Arquette.
You mean Coco Cox-Arquette.

To which someone has to say, I'm Cuckoo for Coco Cox! (Arquette)

Audio science is named thusly cuz whazzerherface used to be a DJ (which is how she got discovered)...
post #50 of 51
Celebs are always trying to out do simple folks with these bullshit names. Just for that, I'm naming my son Robotussin.
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