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Jake & Kirsten screw around in London

post #1 of 13
6/1/04 at 4:13pm
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From the wonderful WENN via IMDb:
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Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal shocked shoppers in a fashionable London boutique - when loud "groans" were heard coming from the changing room, reports a British newspaper. The raunchy couple - dressed in sunglasses and concealing hats - visited the trendy Kensington shop, where they disappeared into a cubicle for some privacy. One amazed witness tells the Daily Star, "Let's just say they liked their choices, because a trickle of murmurs and groans soon turned into a love-maker's cacophony. They're obviously so desperately in love that they couldn't wait to get back to their hotel first. Everyone in the shop was smiling at the sounds. They emerged looking ruffled but happy. It was clear what they'd been up to.
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post #2 of 13
6/2/04 at 2:08am
I love Donnie Darko. But, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal is a piece of shit.
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post #3 of 13
6/2/04 at 2:14am
Envious, Reg ?
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post #4 of 13
7/13/04 at 3:13pm
What's freaky is that Jake looks like an angular caricature of Tobey Maguire, who apparently dated Kirsten during the first Spidey movie.
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post #5 of 13
7/13/04 at 3:14pm
Jake is a hottie. I can't bear to throw away the Entertainment Weekly with him on the cover soaked in a wet t-shirt. Yum.
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post #6 of 13
7/15/04 at 7:43pm
See, Jake appears to be an okay guy in everything I've read, seen and heard. It's Dunst who's always either stupid or bitchy or both. That girl definitely suffers from UCS.
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post #7 of 13
7/19/04 at 9:42am
I'll bite. What's "UCS"?
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post #8 of 13
7/19/04 at 9:50am
uppity-cunt syndrome?
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post #9 of 13
7/20/04 at 10:38pm
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Originally Posted by Sammy Jankis
uppity-cunt syndrome?

As Howard Finkel says:

"Here is your winner...and NEW Champion!"
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post #10 of 13
7/21/04 at 2:56am
I saw on E! that these two love birds just broke up. I guess the sex was not that good.
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post #11 of 13
7/21/04 at 9:11am
*picks up the phone*

"Hello? Is this Diva? This is Wolfwood. Yes, the rather striking looking artist fella. I'm good, just got put back on medication...long story, will put it up online someday...anyway, that curse you asked me to perform? It worked. Jake is no longer with Kirsten "clearly loves her Mary Jane" Dunst..woman, pull yourself together...yes, I know you're happy...yeah, I know he's heartbroken...uh huh...well, of course he was too good for her...I used to like her myself before she I realised how moronic she is...well, one OTHER reason is that my best friend's sister tried out for the role of Claudia but got rejected because she was too tall...what? now? Um, I'm kinda occupied with my world tour now to arrange that he ends up on your doorstep...well, AMONG other things, another friend wants to clone Johnny Depp for her purposes...if that works, I can create my own harem..Kate Winslet, Christina Ricci and Brittany Murphy...maybe Cameron Diaz if I can age her to the state she was in The Mask...well, as she is now, she and Justin SO deserve each other...yeah, "wardrobe malfunction" my foot...they're next when I get round to it...oh I'm creating a model of GIR...yeah I love that little guy...oh, I also have finals which reminds me, I have to get moving if I wanna study...welcome. Nice talking to you...take care now..."

*click*
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post #12 of 13
7/21/04 at 11:45pm
Yes! Jake is free to be with me.

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Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal, the young stars of two of Hollywood's big summer movies, have ended their romance.

Dunst, the co-star of ``Spider-Man 2,'' and Gyllenhaal, who appears in the disaster epic, ``The Day After Tomorrow,'' have gone their separate ways, his publicist told The Associated Press Tuesday.
Annett Wolf wouldn't provide details of why they stopped dating, but confirmed they broke up ``some time ago.'' Dunst's representative, Stephen Huvane, didn't immediately return a call for comment.

``It's been a while, but they have remained the best of friends,'' Wolf said.


The 22-year-old Dunst and Gyllenhaal, 23, began dating about two years ago after being introduced by his sister, Maggie Gyllenhaal, who appeared with Dunst in ``Mona Lisa Smile.''
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post #13 of 13
7/22/04 at 1:28am
Found this take on the whole situation at IMDB:

Hollywood beauty Kirsten Dunst has dumped her movie hunk boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal, blaming "filming commitments". Spider-Man 2 actress Dunst and The Day After Tomorrow actor Gyllenhaal had been an item for two years before the surprise split two weeks ago. Since they began dating both Dunst and Gyllenhaal have become internationally famous, and Dunst's role in the Spider-Man movies has made her one of the most recognizable actresses in the world. An insider says, "Kirsten and Jake had been spending a lot of time apart because they both had filming commitments. But Jake was totally besotted with her and is devastated that she has broken up with him. Kirsten's career has sky rocketed. She's one of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood right now. She felt her relationship with Jake was emotionally draining and she couldn't cope with it on top of her work. It's very sad for Jake. He is really heartbroken."


Quite the compassionate lass that Kirsten Dunst.
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