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Brett Ratner is Nailing Serena Williams??

post #1 of 18
6/1/04 at 4:30pm
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Jesus. She's going to break him.
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post #2 of 18
6/1/04 at 4:36pm
Link is dead. I was getting scared for a second there too.
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post #3 of 18
6/1/04 at 4:40pm
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I can get you in Rush Hour 3

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post #4 of 18
6/1/04 at 5:29pm
I have nothing to back this up other than my own championship ability to see through bullshit. Bret Ratner is gay.
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post #5 of 18
6/1/04 at 6:48pm
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Originally posted by Nick Luskmonster
I have nothing to back this up other than my own championship ability to see through bullshit. Bret Ratner is gay.
Yeah, Ratner secretly loves black men, the sick bastard.
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post #6 of 18
6/1/04 at 6:50pm
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He had me at 'I want to eat ham off of your gigantic ass'.
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post #7 of 18
6/1/04 at 8:32pm
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Originally posted by wadew1
I can get you in Rush Hour 3
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...as Chris Tucker's stunt double?
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post #8 of 18
6/1/04 at 10:30pm
They've been together for awhile. When I was on the set of "After the Sunset" way back earlier this year, she came on set with her friends and was hanging out with Brett and the Lakers who were around.
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post #9 of 18
6/2/04 at 2:07am
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Originally posted by Smilin' Jack Ruby
They've been together for awhile. When I was on the set of "After the Sunset" way back earlier this year, she came on set with her friends and was hanging out with Brett and the Lakers who were around.
Was everyone just kinda confused and irritated?

I'm not saying mixed race couples = weird, I'm saying someone that glamorous and well known dating Ratner is totally fucked. Just look at that silly face.
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post #10 of 18
6/2/04 at 2:52pm
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Originally posted by wadew1

I think they look cute together, what's the big deal? They even have matching smiles! So what if she can kick his ass? Some men are turned on by that.
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post #11 of 18
6/3/04 at 12:25am
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Originally posted by Permanent Guest
Brett Ratner should be the hero of film nerds everywhere. The guy is a total dork, yet gets to make movies with Jackie Chan and fucks Serena Williams.
If this is true, he certainly gets my envy.
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post #12 of 18
6/3/04 at 12:39am
Yeah, even Danny Elfman is married to Bridget Fonda. I have no idea why anyone is surprised about this. He was almost married to Gayheart until she went all 21 Grams on him. Crazy bitch.
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post #13 of 18
6/3/04 at 9:38pm
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Originally posted by FarinaMystica
I think they look cute together, what's the big deal? They even have matching smiles! So what if she can kick his ass? Some men are turned on by that.
Yes, some men are turned on by that and I am one of them!

I didn't know Ratner was going with her; he is lucky. He'll be the envy of many black men.
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post #14 of 18
6/4/04 at 11:29pm
Ratner's lower jaw juts out about 15 inches.
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post #15 of 18
6/5/04 at 12:28am
Bump
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post #16 of 18
6/5/04 at 12:29am
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Originally posted by wadew1
I can get you in Rush Hour 3
I love how they're not looking in the same place. Serena is staring at some other black dude with a gigantic cock, wondering why the fuck she's dating Joe Pesci's slightly taller and slightly more attractive cousin with a slightly smaller dick just to get a starring role beside Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 3. And Brett's staring into the camera thinking "I can't believe I was ever attracted to skinny white Noxema bitches... I'm the envy of every male resident of Inglewood right now."
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post #17 of 18
6/5/04 at 6:03am
Lucky bastard.
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post #18 of 18
6/5/04 at 11:25pm
He got the bling bling.
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