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I Need Someone Willing To Change Their License Plate

post #1 of 33
6/5/04 at 5:08am
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I need someone willing to reregister your liscence plate with a custom word, then send me the licence plate, then tell the DMV someone stole your plate and you need a new one, so that you get a replacement. I just need the plate for gift purposes. In fact, I need two, but I only have one car, so I can't do two. I'll pay expenses and some extra for your trouble. I'm having trouble convincing my buddies to do it, bunch of pussies. I'm pretty sure if you report them stolen, you'll have to get a new number, so there's no worry of me running around trying to steal your car's identity.

It's a gift for a french friend that I've got a thing for. She said she thought it would be really cool to have a genuine american license plate, so I'm getting them to spell out her nickname, which is two words and can't fit on one plate.

And the DMV is a real bitch about issueing plates, hence the need for the change and swap.
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post #2 of 33
6/5/04 at 10:04am
Pretty complicated fraud scheme for a chick you've just got "a thing for".
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post #3 of 33
6/5/04 at 11:17am
i don't get it, how come YOU can't get the custom plate for your car, then go to the DMV and tell them "someone" stole it, and then get a new one while giving the lefties to the right dish?...

oh yeah, or get a prison penpal, sneak him some rettes and a nudey mag, and you'll be smooth license plate sailing all the way home...
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post #4 of 33
6/5/04 at 2:22pm
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I am doing that, New_Order, but I can only do it for one plate since I have only one car, and I need two plates to spell out "Petit Ange."

Hmm, I have considered doing that, Jim, and I will, but usually those DMV guys aren't very supportive, so I wasn't counting on it.

Ok, I admit it's more than just "a thing," Kronos.
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post #5 of 33
6/5/04 at 2:29pm
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Oh c'mon man, there's not much you can do to a person if you have his license plate, if there were, people would be ripping them off at night all the time, it isn't that hard. This is for love, man!
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post #6 of 33
6/5/04 at 2:30pm
IT'S A LICENSE PLATE.
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post #7 of 33
6/5/04 at 2:42pm
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But when you report your plate as stolen, you have to get a new number, so that someone isn't driving around with the same plate.
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post #8 of 33
6/5/04 at 2:55pm
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Yeah, most guys suck. I already told her I would make it happen though, before realizing how stingy the DMV is with real plates, but I really don't want to let her down.

And seriously, if this were anything malicious, I'd just take a plate off a random car at night, that would be much less trouble and I wouldn't have to pay for it.
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post #9 of 33
6/5/04 at 2:56pm
Draw her a picture of a license plate with her name on it. It's just as good!
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post #10 of 33
6/5/04 at 2:57pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by Otik
...Your getting her a license plate. I might aswell get my girlfriend some Valvoline Motor Oil.
I was trying to think of something "american" to bring her, and she said she's nuts about having a real american license plate.
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post #11 of 33
6/5/04 at 2:58pm
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post #12 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:07pm
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I'll send that too, Groob, but I really want to get the real thing for her. Isn't there something in the Man Code that says you have to help a guy out with something like this?
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post #13 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:10pm
There are companies that sell fake custom license plates, generally on fiberglass not metal. Why not get one of those? I mean, she's from France, how would she know the difference?
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post #14 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:11pm
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Originally posted by Mayhem
I'll send that too, Groob, but I really want to get the real thing for her. Isn't there something in the Man Code that says you have to help a guy out with something like this?
The Man Code says it's time to go gay, and stop doing stupid shit like this.
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post #15 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:14pm
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Originally posted by sweaterbydarwin
There are companies that sell fake custom license plates, generally on fiberglass not metal. Why not get one of those? I mean, she's from France, how would she know the difference?
But I would know the difference. Part of what makes this a great gift is all the shenanigans involved.
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The Man Code says it's time to go gay
The man code would never suggest something like that and you know it.
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post #16 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:26pm
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Originally posted by Mayhem
But I would know the difference. Part of what makes this a great gift is all the shenanigans involved.
In that case then, why not just steal one? What's more american than that?
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post #17 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:43pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by sweaterbydarwin
In that case then, why not just steal one? What's more american than that?
Because I told Angélique I could get them with her nickname on them, Petit Ange (Little Angel).
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post #18 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:47pm
Little Angel? Is she 11 or something?
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post #19 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:53pm
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No, she's 19. But it's becuase her name is Angélique. And the term Petit/e is a little more liberal than the word "little" in english. For example, a "petite amie" is a girlfriend. It's got more to do with being cute than being little.
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post #20 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:53pm
Is there something else you can get customized for her, Mayhem? I think it's cute that you want to do this but you *do* realize that you'd get your chops busted on this by posting it here, right?

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post #21 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:56pm
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I did Farina, but I was risking that for the chance that there would be someone out there that would help a guy out just for the heck of it.
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post #22 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:58pm
Buy her a Puerto Rican flag shirt with Tweety Bird on it or something. Why bother going all out?
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post #23 of 33
6/5/04 at 3:59pm
Nothing says "I love you" like 75 cent bootleg t-shirts.
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post #24 of 33
6/5/04 at 4:06pm
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I'll do those things if I have money left over. How much does it cost for a small slave? Is it a better deal if I go with the medium size for a little more money?
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post #25 of 33
6/5/04 at 6:19pm
here is an easier way - buy a really really CHEAP car - like a broken down one for like 50 bucks used that doesn't work. Then get a "vanity plate" for it after doing the title change. THEN send her the plate and have it towed to your nearest junk yard for scraps and transfer the car over to the junk yard.
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post #26 of 33
6/5/04 at 6:52pm
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A 50 dollar car? That's gonna be freaking hard to find.
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post #27 of 33
6/6/04 at 4:32pm
well, i did find a custom replica place that makes them out of aluminum at www.customlicenseplates.com, but realizing that you want the "real" thing, have you asked the DMV what the maximum numer of characters is, beacuse i have seen custom DMV plates with up to 8 characeters, i know you can get extra letters but it'll definitely cost you extra moolah, of course it would read PETITANGE but it's better than nothing... ANGELIQUE is 9, being Pittsburgh you could also do PETI-ANG or ANGELIQ... orrr for the $100 car in Pittsburgh w/ title:

http://search.ebay.com/_Passenger-Ve...tedincountryZ1
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post #28 of 33
6/6/04 at 5:25pm
This must be some little angel; you're willing to break the law for a gift that is both ridiculous and audacious, yet purely simple and American. And I can respect that; let us know what you decide on.
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post #29 of 33
6/7/04 at 12:20am
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Well I was planning on trying to get two, one with Petit and one with Ange, but in light of how much they cost combined with a viscious and unexpected financial punch I took last night, I think I'll just get one, with "Ange" on it. So there we go. Since I'm just getting one now, I don't need someone else's car for a second plate. Thank you for your time.
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post #30 of 33
6/7/04 at 12:24am
So you have elected the way that has nothing to do with handpainting cardboard.
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post #31 of 33
6/7/04 at 12:27am
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As of yet. But I wouldn't rule it out. Stay on deck.
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post #32 of 33
6/7/04 at 10:28am
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Originally posted by Gruber
Gruber, you had me in stitches!

Very funny.
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post #33 of 33
6/7/04 at 11:17am
I sure hope your getting some booty out of this.
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