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J-Lo proves she's insane and marries again

post #1 of 38
6/6/04 at 1:59pm
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http://et.tv.yahoo.com/newslink/index.html

I think it was Andy Warhol who said everybody will be married to Jennifer Lopez for 15 minutes. Or atleast engaged.

So I'm guess 14 months then divorce.

I don't understand this woman. Marc Anthony just divorced his wife because he was constantly cheating on her. Does Lopez think she'll be different? Doesn't she have family members to tell her to slow down? She broke up with Affleck 5 or 6 months ago.

Somerwhere P Diddy, Affleck, Chris Judd, and her 1st hubby are laughing their ass off and thanking Jesus they escaped this crazy bitch.
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post #2 of 38
6/6/04 at 2:24pm
And the paparazzi rejoice.
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post #3 of 38
6/6/04 at 3:29pm
She the Puerto Rican Elizabeth Taylor or maybe just some crazy bitch Succubus who hops from man to man leaving all but a hollowed husk in her wake.
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post #4 of 38
6/6/04 at 4:07pm
I'd still hit it
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post #5 of 38
6/6/04 at 4:53pm
She has to be able to do keggels or something.
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post #6 of 38
6/6/04 at 7:53pm
I'm guessing severe emotional issues.

I wonder if she had a stable father-figure in her life?
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post #7 of 38
6/6/04 at 8:02pm
Her dad is Edward James Olmos, right?
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post #8 of 38
6/6/04 at 9:41pm
Start the clock....

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I don't understand this woman. Marc Anthony just divorced his wife because he was constantly cheating on her. Does Lopez think she'll be different? Doesn't she have family members to tell her to slow down? She broke up with Affleck 5 or 6 months ago.
It's not her that surprises me. She obviously has issues. It's the guys that amaze me for thinking that somehow, they'll be different and with them it's going to last.
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post #9 of 38
6/7/04 at 6:02am
You guys know Marc Anthony left a former Miss Universe for "J-Lo" right? He's freaking insane!

J-Lo must be the most hated woman in Puerto Rico right now, because they absolutely loved Dayanara (Miss Universe/ Miss Puerto Rico) over there ...
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post #10 of 38
6/7/04 at 6:50am
If this skinny little nerd can marry Jennifer Lopez, than who knows what my future may hold.
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post #11 of 38
6/7/04 at 7:25am
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Originally posted by Lady Snowblood
If this skinny little nerd can marry Jennifer Lopez, than who knows what my future may hold.
Given your user name I find this to be pretty funny.

Oh and Affleck IS smarter than people give him credit for after all. JLo more like JHo, haw haw.
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post #12 of 38
6/7/04 at 10:12am
Skinny little multi-millionaire nerds pull hot chicks like mad. J-Lo must be really really good...for publicity.
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post #13 of 38
6/7/04 at 12:39pm
The truly amazing thing here is she has actually married a man who looks like the latino Steve Buscemi.
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post #14 of 38
6/7/04 at 1:00pm
Oddly enough, it doesn't seem like anybody really cares.

Poor J-Lo. Getting overshadowed by D-Day and Ronnie Reagan's death.
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post #15 of 38
6/7/04 at 1:18pm
Not to knock feminism back fifty years or anything, but the hooch shouldn't be wearing white down the wedding aisle. She's been around the block so long, her labia's probably longer than her wedding train.
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post #16 of 38
6/7/04 at 7:55pm

J-Lo proves she's insane and marries again

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Originally posted by jujubes78
Not to knock feminism back fifty years or anything, but the hooch shouldn't be wearing white down the wedding aisle. She's been around the block so long, her labia's probably longer than her wedding train.
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Originally posted by Cruikshank
The truly amazing thing here is she has actually married a man who looks like the latino Steve Buscemi.



(HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!H A!HA!)

I am not even going to comment- these two quotes say it all.
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post #17 of 38
6/7/04 at 9:34pm
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Originally posted by Lady Snowblood
If this skinny little nerd can marry Jennifer Lopez, than who knows what my future may hold.
Shut your mouth...

No one can sing as good as this guy can. OK, maybe Luis Miguel....
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post #18 of 38
6/7/04 at 10:38pm
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Originally posted by Nelson
Shut your mouth...

No one can sing as good as this guy can. OK, maybe Luis Miguel....

Completely agree. Best damn salsa singer, bar none.


.........But he IS a friggin twig. J-Lo will break him.
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post #19 of 38
6/8/04 at 12:42am
I had the misfortune of attending a Luis Miguel concert, wow, what an arrogant guy. Can't stand him ...

Marc Anthony is pretty good, his English stuff sucks really bad though, he needs to stick to Spanish ...
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post #20 of 38
6/8/04 at 12:49am
btw, Marc Anthony is not the best Salsa singer out there ... it's crazy to say that!
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post #21 of 38
6/8/04 at 11:25am
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Originally posted by CapitanAmerica
I had the misfortune of attending a Luis Miguel concert, wow, what an arrogant guy. Can't stand him ...

Marc Anthony is pretty good, his English stuff sucks really bad though, he needs to stick to Spanish ...
LM was probably high on coke...

I only like 1 of his english songs. I was going to see him in a month or so, but his tour got rescheduled due to this.

It's funny, my mom once met him at Miami international (3 yrs ago). She didn't know anything about him other than he was a singer. And at the time, she asked him: "Aren't you marrried to J-Lo?" He politely smiled and said "Maybe.." and winked.
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post #22 of 38
6/8/04 at 11:26am
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Originally posted by CapitanAmerica
btw, Marc Anthony is not the best Salsa singer out there ... it's crazy to say that!
Yes, "El General" rules.

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post #23 of 38
6/8/04 at 11:28am
I guess her "love" really "don't cost a thing" these days.

Marc Anthony was on the Today show this morning performing. What about the honeymoon? I'm sure they asked him that, but I had to run out the door to get to work.
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post #24 of 38
6/8/04 at 11:51am
Apparently they got married so quickly because J-Lo is preggers.
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post #25 of 38
6/8/04 at 1:01pm
Poor kid... it's going to look like a beady-eyed weasel with a huge ass. At least with Ben as the dad, it had a fighting chance at being cute.
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post #26 of 38
6/8/04 at 1:07pm
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Originally posted by phoenix_214
Apparently they got married so quickly because J-Lo is preggers.
Getting pregnant hasn't stopped many celebrities from not getting married.
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post #27 of 38
6/8/04 at 1:17pm
Marc Anthony really needs to eat.

I thought he was going to pass out.
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post #28 of 38
6/8/04 at 4:59pm
You should have seen that Today show interview. I can't remember the reporters name but he was trying to get Marc to at least say he was married and he wouldn't even comment on that. They had freaking pictures of the wedding and he wouldn't even say if he was married or not. How freaky is that. Just say it dude and then say you won't discuss it further. But to say "no comment" to the are you married question with pictures of the wedding on ET is just strange.
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post #29 of 38
6/8/04 at 5:01pm
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Originally posted by MovieImp
You should have seen that Today show interview. I can't remember the reporters name but he was trying to get Marc to at least say he was married and he wouldn't even comment on that. They had freaking pictures of the wedding and he wouldn't even say if he was married or not. How freaky is that. Just say it dude and then say you won't discuss it further. But to say "no comment" to the are you married question with pictures of the wedding on ET is just strange.
Yeah, after I posted that I read this article from CNN.com. Funny stuff.
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post #30 of 38
6/8/04 at 8:30pm
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Originally posted by Nelson
Yes, "El General" rules.
You're thinking the wrong Panamenian Salsa singer, since el General ... well you know ...
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post #31 of 38
6/8/04 at 8:32pm
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Originally posted by MovieImp
You should have seen that Today show interview. I can't remember the reporters name but he was trying to get Marc to at least say he was married and he wouldn't even comment on that. They had freaking pictures of the wedding and he wouldn't even say if he was married or not. How freaky is that. Just say it dude and then say you won't discuss it further. But to say "no comment" to the are you married question with pictures of the wedding on ET is just strange.
I think he has an album coming out soon (this week?) and is afraid of a backlash.

I know my wife said she isn't buying any of his and J-Lo's CDs anymore (she's from PR). Yipppiiiieee!!!!
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post #32 of 38
6/8/04 at 10:44pm
Isn't this what she did before? Didn't she date P-Diddy for a long time, break up with him, then marry Chris Judd like 2-3 months afterwards? Now she dates Bennifer for a while, breaks up with him, then a few months later marries someone else. Definitely a young lady who seems to have a need to be married/attached at all times.

I had a girlfriend like that. She sort of set me up to start dating her before she broke up with her then-boyfriend, then started "hanging out" more and more frequently with some one else before we broke up, and started dating that guy right after we broke up.
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post #33 of 38
6/9/04 at 2:08am
"So I'm guessing she's either pregnant or just a whore.

Or she's a pregnant whore, which is something else entirely."

--Me, in the Celebrity Wedding Prediction thread two days ago

It's not like I'm a psychic or anything, but reports on the wire tonight are saying that J Lo is pregnant. Now, whether she's a pregnant whore or just plain pregnant...that's up to you.
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post #34 of 38
6/9/04 at 2:16am
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Originally posted by Cruikshank
The truly amazing thing here is she has actually married a man who looks like the latino Steve Buscemi.
Lmfao well J-Lo was probably impressed with Marc's Raging Bull like performance in The Substitute.

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Originally posted by jujubes78
Poor kid... it's going to look like a beady-eyed weasel with a huge ass. At least with Ben as the dad, it had a fighting chance at being cute.
Wow you're kind to Ben. The man has a forehead the size of LA county and a chin Jay Leno could admire.
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post #35 of 38
6/9/04 at 8:16am
It doesn't matter who she gets married to, her films still suck and her bubblegum pop is just horrendous to listen to.

I'm starting to believe J-Lo saw 'Runaway Bride' and used it as a template.
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post #36 of 38
6/9/04 at 1:27pm
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Originally posted by Johnny Daywalker
Lmfao well J-Lo was probably impressed with Marc's Raging Bull like performance in The Substitute.



Wow you're kind to Ben. The man has a forehead the size of LA county and a chin Jay Leno could admire.

Ben is definitely not my cup o' tea, but in comparison to Marc Anthony, he looks like Adonis.
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post #37 of 38
6/10/04 at 4:21pm
Univision and Telemundo just talk about this the whole freaking day, I'm sick of this story!!!!
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post #38 of 38
6/10/04 at 7:58pm
Can someone please tell Miss/Mrs. Lopez that you don't need to marry every man you date? Is she old-fashioned? Does she collect engagement rings? Does she get an evil thrill out of dooming men to being called "J. Lo's ex-hubby" in slutty gossip columns? What is it, Jennifer? You are an enigma to us all.
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