I don't know why everyone is raving about Dead End.
I read the reviews, dug the raves on the corner, and was all hopped up to get my fingers on a copy, and I did this week-end. Saturday night, I plunked my ass down couchside eager for some thrills after lo-tech telesyning some footage all day.
I shoulda just popped in Jacob's Ladder. Dead End is the perfect title for this movie 'cuz that's where it stays. This movie sucked balls. The acting was shit. Almost the entire movie takes place in a car. You know, one of those boring trips to your grandparents place for a thankless holiday, on an endless road. All the characters are idiots. They all do the total horror cliche of wandering off into seperate directions at the worst movie moments, one even wanders off into the woods to wax his pole. Fucking stupid. I understand they're having fun with this, and the teenage son has the best dialogue, but this movie goes nowhere real slow. Anyone can spot the ending coming a mile away. The gore, well, this is one of those "less is more" kind of movies, or they didn't have the money for good gore, which would have helped this dog run.
This movie rips off Jacobs Ladder endlessly, from it's premise right down to the shot of a guy screaming against a window as a mysterious vehicle pulls away. The only thing redeemable about this movie is how mean spirited the characters are to each other. There is some crackling dialogue skewering the usual nice nice of families in the movies, moments when the people really dig into the gutter like in a good Neil LaBute movie, but it's not enough to carry the film.
I was left really, really, really fucking dissappointed. Me and the wife couldn't believe this movie was any kind of a sensation to anyone but people who haven't seen the movies being ripped off. I'm not slamming the corner, I just don't know why you guys liked it so much. I feel like we didn't watch the same movie.
But, if it's yer chuckle, you go laugh away and enjoy yourself, just don't say I didn't warn ya. I highly urge folks to rent and watch this, not blind buy it.
I read the reviews, dug the raves on the corner, and was all hopped up to get my fingers on a copy, and I did this week-end. Saturday night, I plunked my ass down couchside eager for some thrills after lo-tech telesyning some footage all day.
I shoulda just popped in Jacob's Ladder. Dead End is the perfect title for this movie 'cuz that's where it stays. This movie sucked balls. The acting was shit. Almost the entire movie takes place in a car. You know, one of those boring trips to your grandparents place for a thankless holiday, on an endless road. All the characters are idiots. They all do the total horror cliche of wandering off into seperate directions at the worst movie moments, one even wanders off into the woods to wax his pole. Fucking stupid. I understand they're having fun with this, and the teenage son has the best dialogue, but this movie goes nowhere real slow. Anyone can spot the ending coming a mile away. The gore, well, this is one of those "less is more" kind of movies, or they didn't have the money for good gore, which would have helped this dog run.
This movie rips off Jacobs Ladder endlessly, from it's premise right down to the shot of a guy screaming against a window as a mysterious vehicle pulls away. The only thing redeemable about this movie is how mean spirited the characters are to each other. There is some crackling dialogue skewering the usual nice nice of families in the movies, moments when the people really dig into the gutter like in a good Neil LaBute movie, but it's not enough to carry the film.
I was left really, really, really fucking dissappointed. Me and the wife couldn't believe this movie was any kind of a sensation to anyone but people who haven't seen the movies being ripped off. I'm not slamming the corner, I just don't know why you guys liked it so much. I feel like we didn't watch the same movie.
But, if it's yer chuckle, you go laugh away and enjoy yourself, just don't say I didn't warn ya. I highly urge folks to rent and watch this, not blind buy it.





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