OK, time to confess something to you all:
When I was a child I was piss your pants terrified of
Mummenschanz .
That freaky mime group.
If there was a commercial on (if I remember correctly, their act was coming around the area), I would stop what i was doing and freak out and run from the TV.
When I saw a commercial, I once ran away from the TV and into the kitchen table and busted the corner of my eye open and needed a stitch.
Then in the TV Guide there was an ad for them, and I made my sister rip out the page and throw it out...
Of course she held onto the page and would trot it out and show it to me at wonderful times like dinner or once, at Church, and watch me freak out.
They really freaked me out.
I didn't know what they were called back then, so I called them "The White Lady" for some reason.
I mean, look at these fuckers!

