How do you want to die?

Anything but drowning. I HATE drowning.
I would actually prefer to die naturally...

Death isn't terrifying to me at all. However, if I were to chooose
how I'd die, I'd likely want it to be in a peaceful manner. I'd hate
for my son to be grieving over me due to murder or a car accident.

Peacefully, or like Bruce Lee at the end of "The Chinese Connection".

Meteorite.

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds. After all, death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of it as battling evil.........in another dimension.

Seppuku... after i dishonour myself by sleeping with underage Japanese girls... ill be morally obliged to disembowel myself

who wants to be my 2nd man and decapitate me if i show any signs of pain? come on... Chest Rockwell.. i know YOU want in on this

I'm hoping that my pets get together and make a democratic decision to turn on me. Then it's all a matter of catching me with my guard down, ripping me to shreds and eating me. I'd be very proud of them. Especially if they can figure out how to use my credit cards on the internet after they were done.

I always used to think it would be good to go out nice and quick. Getting hit by a bus or maybe getting decapitated by a log going through my car. A recent close brush with death while riding my motorcycle has made me change my mind. I think I’d rather die slowly of a painless disease so I could say goodbye to everyone I love. Of course, only seventy or eighty years from now!

I wanna go out the same way I came in: Naked, bloody, and screaming.

Post coitus.

'Nuff said!

You do know that age of consent is 13 in Japan, do you? You really wanna go younger than that?

I don't want to achieve immortality through music I write, or family I have, or even posts on the internet . . .

I want to achieve it by not dying

Ah, I dunno abou dying. I think I'd pussy out and go for "peacefully in my sleep after a long and fulfilled life" or mybe from a heroin overdose.

But I'm also rather curious about jumping/falling off a really high building. And I'd also give drowing a shot, believe it or not. A friend of mine almost drowned years ago. He went under, lost consciousness thinking that was it and then woke up because someone had rescued him. The way he describes it you only feel panic as long as you try to hold your breath and get back to the surface. As soon as you breathe in water you get really calm and tranquil, as if falling asleep. He says it's actually a pleasant way to go ...

I'd hate to die by buring to death. You usually loose consciousness after a while from lack of oxygen but I still don't think it'd be very nice. A bullet to the head would be cool, though. Nice and sudden, so you can go without having time for regrets or self-pity. Or getting my head hacked off with a scythe ... I always wondered if it's true that the cut off head can continue to see for a few seconds after being lopped off ... I bet it'd be fun to see your own decapitated body ...

I was waiting for this one.

good call Wetbones.. ill just have to sleep with the ones where i live... wait... legal age of consent in alberta is only 14

okay screw it

i want to go out like Tony Montana... high on (uhh.. life!), guns blazing.. taking out as many people with me as humanly possible before the bullet count in my chest gets too high and i kick the bucket

Re: How do you want to die?

Come on, hon, do any of us really WANT to die? I know I don't but I know how I'm going to die, in a nice big car wreck, I think I've always known that which is why a friend told me once the only time she'd ever seen me cringe was watching Speed.

Fuckin'

Or flying'


Or both.

More or less anything as long as my limbs are left intact.


I plan on coming back.

How do you know you're not already dead?

I always thought hanging was beautiful



in every aspect

Surrounded by the beaten bloody corpses of my enemies!

At 83 pounding away at my 23- year old secretary when BANG! right after orgasm my heart explodes, she has to roll my fat sweaty naked body off her.

Yeah I like that.

Or engulfed by a huge swarm of zombies, hacking and slashing till the end.

Well, if I can't die in my sleep then i'd prefer to freeze to death.

Riding a nuke like Slim Pickens.

Anything as long as it's not from a disease, and before I get old.

Swimming away from a sinking battleship.

I would want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not like the four other people who were with grandpa, screaming as his car careened off a high bridge into the river! No driver's licenses for people over 80!

Nice classical reference!

"Fighting Hell's armies"

Or

"Peacefully in my sleep after a long and fulfilled life"

And preferably in about 200 years or so...

I like some of the responses alluding to death whilst locked
in a lover's embrace.


PERVERTS!

While saving someone else's life... around the age of 85.

For my beliefs as a Christian. If I have to go, I want it to be worthwhile and to mean something that I hold dear. Unfortunately, with the way my life has worked so far (Slipped on banana peels, walked into a light post, etc.) I will probably go like something from a Buster Keeton film.

Shark attack!...Then, just before I'm bloodied shreds...I'll think THE LINE!!! and Heaven's Gates will open and send down a limosine for my soul...

In a blaze of glory taking alot of innocent people with me.....

The way I was born.

....on fire.

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I would choose to remain alive until I was alone, the last man alive on Earth, there to see the planet come to an end, as does the last human in A.C. Clarke's "Childhood's End".

One of my former coworkers, a stunningly beautiful ex-model, hanged herself last Thanksgiving. Closed casket. My boss was pretty torn up about it.

I'd prefer to go:

1) Peacefully and painlessly, in my sleep at a ripe old age.

-or-

2) Doing something noble and heroic, like saving a baby from being trampled by a dinosaur (fuck you, it could happen.)

-or-

3) After being a lifelong agnostic with inclinations toward atheism, laughing hysterically as the titanic finger of God descends slowly from the sky and squishes me into the earth like a bug.

I had a friend who wanted to go out by riding his bicycle, then hitting a bump and flying off into a woodchipper.

You pile of monkey shit. That book was in my stack of "things to read soon." If you're going to post a spoiler in a non-specific thread, let us know what you're spoiling before fucking spoiling it.

Not really pissed, but disappointed.

Buck up, Nancy. You'll get over it.

two ways to go:
1. peaceful death right after sex with a beautiful lass.

2. For a violent death, beheaded by guillotine.

I want to die in a time machine accident so my tombstone can read

Robert S. Hughes
1981-2030/1476/1803

In reality the FBI will set fire to your compound.

Saving a bus full of orphans

I have two options:

A) Drowning myself in a bathtub full of butterscotch pudding in a moment of despair when I'm 27.

B) Tearing through the desert one night in my fire apple red convertible when I'm 68. Naked, screaming, tripping on mescaline, I'll go over a cliff trying to avoid a small lizard I imagine is a raptor and the rifle I'm wielding will go off, setting fire to the vehicle so that it bursts into flames a few moments before I crash into the sharp rocks below.

If you need help with Option A just let me know.