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post #51 of 74
6/10/04 at 11:54pm
I want to die by being the first ever human being to overdose on marijuana.


or by pissing off all of you, so you take the time out of your busy life's to hunt me down, and then showing me your best torure technique, 3 day minamal or you dont get the grand prize.Hearing me scream. blah...
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post #52 of 74
6/11/04 at 12:03am
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Originally posted by soultaker
If you need help with Option A just let me know.
Either you get off on watching women choke to death on pudding or you are a necrophiliac and want to use my flabby butterscotch soaked body after I have expired.
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post #53 of 74
6/11/04 at 12:49am
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Originally posted by Werewolf Girl is the Universe
Either you get off on watching women choke to death on pudding or you are a necrophiliac and want to use my flabby butterscotch soaked body after I have expired.
What's this "or" crap?
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post #54 of 74
6/11/04 at 1:24am
I rather like the death at the end of Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

Being chased by 30 topless women all over the city then off the edge of a cliff. Has a sort of poetic justice to it really.
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post #55 of 74
6/11/04 at 3:03am
It's the year 2316 and I've achieved near immortality due to nanoimplants in 2023. The world has been devastated during the great information wars of 2040 and I live a monastic lifestyle in the forests of New Seattle. As I sit on my balcony one balmy day watching the sun rise, I notice Rick Wakeman sitting in a lounge chair, nanogarrotte in hand.
the following is what occurs.

Me:"Good day Rick, I see you have aged exceptionally well"

Rick:"Yes, and now I need one more thing"

Me:"Well played, now do what you must"

Rick then garrotes me as I try to escape over the edge of the balcony, we both tumble to our doom.
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post #56 of 74
6/11/04 at 8:22am
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Originally posted by Rufus Rockefeller XIII
It's the year 2316 and I've achieved near immortality due to nanoimplants in 2023. The world has been devastated during the great information wars of 2040 and I live a monastic lifestyle in the forests of New Seattle. As I sit on my balcony one balmy day watching the sun rise, I notice Rick Wakeman sitting in a lounge chair, nanogarrotte in hand.
the following is what occurs.

Me:"Good day Rick, I see you have aged exceptionally well"

Rick:"Yes, and now I need one more thing"

Me:"Well played, now do what you must"

Rick then garrotes me as I try to escape over the edge of the balcony, we both tumble to our doom.
So I take it 'Yes' are still going in 2316 as well...and you've now killed their keyboard player by your selfish actions.

Nice
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post #57 of 74
6/11/04 at 9:41am
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Originally posted by Shatner's Bassoon
Shark attack!...Then, just before I'm bloodied shreds...I'll think THE LINE!!! and Heaven's Gates will open and send down a limosine for my soul...
Beautiful. I too, wish to utter The Line with my dying breath. Preferably while being torn apart by a marauding gang of howler monkeys.
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post #58 of 74
6/11/04 at 5:37pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by soultaker
If you need help with Option A just let me know.
Can I have sloppy seconds?
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post #59 of 74
6/11/04 at 5:48pm

Re: Re: How do you want to die?

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Originally posted by Beautiful Nightmare
Come on, hon, do any of us really WANT to die? I know I don't but I know how I'm going to die, in a nice big car wreck, I think I've always known that which is why a friend told me once the only time she'd ever seen me cringe was watching Speed.
Reading that too quickly, I thought you said you wanted to die while watching Speed. Talk about masochistic.
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post #60 of 74
6/11/04 at 6:08pm
Don't really want to die (think of all the horror movies/games I'd miss out on) But right after i watch DotD 2004 unrated DVD and after just finishing RE4 would be pretty nice for me.

Actually if i got to choose i would have to do something like jump out of a plane with no parachute and land in a little childs pool full of Ramen Noodles(Beef style of course).
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post #61 of 74
6/11/04 at 6:13pm
I'd LOVE to be decapatated by Jason Voorhees, I'd consider it an honor!
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post #62 of 74
6/12/04 at 11:56pm
Thread Starter 
Dude, Jason Voorhees isn't real.
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post #63 of 74
6/13/04 at 1:02am
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Originally posted by Floydian Trip
Dude, Jason Voorhees isn't real.
WHAT?!?!? Next you'll be telling us that Freddy, Pinhead, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny aren't real!!!!!! *sob*
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post #64 of 74
6/13/04 at 1:20am
Thread Starter 
PinHead is definitely real. I've seen him.
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post #65 of 74
6/13/04 at 1:44am
Honestly, it will never happen, but it would be great to go out like the gang on Angel. Fighting real evil, knowing you cant win, but go down swinging anyway, with the people you love watching your back, fighting the good fight.

But in real life, I would just like to die nicely and naturally. Things I WOULDN'Twant to die by...

heart attack
drowning
burned alive
devoured by tarantulas
suffocation
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post #66 of 74
6/13/04 at 1:57am
Double posted.
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post #67 of 74
6/13/04 at 1:58am
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Originally posted by Dances with Chainsaws
I wanna go out the same way I came in: Naked, bloody, and screaming.

A stay over at Mike Tyson's house would probably ensure that happening.
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post #68 of 74
6/13/04 at 2:02am
"want to die in a time machine accident so my tombstone can read

Robert S. Hughes
1981-2030/1476/1803"


Have you seen Timeline by any chance?
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post #69 of 74
6/13/04 at 6:54am
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How do you want to die?
In the arms of the Girlcreeture.

Wait, did I say that aloud? Ah... Umm... GOTTA GO!
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post #70 of 74
6/13/04 at 1:18pm
In a hail of gunfire, behind enemy lines!
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post #71 of 74
6/13/04 at 1:29pm
defending my family from a rapid sasquatch attack
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post #72 of 74
6/13/04 at 1:39pm
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Originally posted by Cruikshank
defending my family from a rapid sasquatch attack
Who have lasers for eyes! YEAH!

[I think I better calm down...]
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post #73 of 74
6/14/04 at 8:49am
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Originally posted by Floydian Trip
Dude, Jason Voorhees isn't real.
w-w-w-what? YOU LIE, WHY DO YOU LIE YOU AWFUL AWFUL MAN!!!
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post #74 of 74
6/16/04 at 4:48pm
This is an easy one. I'm having the most incredible sex of my life. Immediately following a mind-blowing climax, I have a massive brain hemorrhage and die instantly. Talk about dying with a smile on your face!
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